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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 108/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
Rainbows Spotted: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 17
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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