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Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 7088 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 6 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 12 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?
So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!