GFsteals4funCraft

aita, almost expired food, bed bugs, clothes, Craigslist, Facebook Marketplace, food apps, Friends, GFsteals4funCraft, Girlfriend, harmless joke, high salary, leftover food, mattress, Muffins, PHONES, poor people, saving the planet, second hand, self congratulatory, stealing, uhaul

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheap as my girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is all about saving the planet by reusing everything we can, just like my girlfriend does with her second-hand clothes and phones. Join us and scavenge for resources like she does on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist – who needs diamonds when you can find them for free, am I right?

We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Star Shards Collected:	64	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Pikacore

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

IP » pikacore.sedexcraft.com Website » https://www.sedexcraft.com Discord » https://www.sedexcraft.com/discordPikacore is a server meant for more advanced Pixelmon players. It features a more challenging gameplay than your average Pixelmon server with slower leveling, item lose on death and no easy training methods.» Features: • Ultra Space / Nether / End open to all players • GTS • No Fall Damage • PokeHunt • Events • Friendly Community • Friendly Staff

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Sakura Realms

Survival, Vanilla

Ever wish Mojang would add simple things to make survival minecraft better? Sakura Realms adds quality of life features to slightly enhance vanilla minecraft gameplay and make your experience more enjoyable!We are on the latest version and support crossplay Bedrock and Java players! | Our IP is ms.sakurarealms.netSome features we have are: * /back: Return to your death point or your most previous location at any time. * Swim with horses: Horses can travel over rivers and oceans. * No Crop Stomping: Crops will not trample when walked on. * Control Phantoms: Ability to turn on or off phantomsand so much more. Join discord.sakurarealms.net to learn more!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Potions Brewed:	72	Astral Projections Made:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2513
Star Shards Collected:	197	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Sunny Survival

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Sunny Survival exists to simply give Minecraft lovers a place to play together. We have:– A fantastic player-driven economy system that allows you to create your own shops to sell or buy items from other players, or simply just trade with players within the community. – A small but friendly community – Lag-free gameplay – Pets! Always have a companion with you! – Simple, vanilla Minecraft.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	287	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Emeralds Found:	7848	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CastiaMC

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mines Excavated:	2537
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CCNet

Creative, Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

CCNet Nations is a geopolitical sandbox on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth!• ESTABLISH YOUR LEGACY: Stake your claim to the world and join a town. Form a nation, navigating the treacherous waters of diplomacy and warfare to survive and expand.• MASTER THE ART OF WAR: Design and build over 20 types of naval, ground and aerial vehicles to assert dominance over the skies and seas. Engage your foes in sieges that involve intense vanilla combat, artillery and guns.• INDUSTRIALIZE AND PROSPER: Improve your productive capacity using dozens of machines and supply goods to fuel your war machine, or become a peaceful trader ferrying items across the world.• CREATE, TRADE, OR CONQUER: Whether you are a builder wanting to build a beautiful city, PvPer looking for combat or roleplayer interested in running a nation – there is a place for everyone in Nations.• COMMUNITY-FIRST EXPERIENCE: Collaborate, compete, and create stories. In Nations, player-driven politics and narratives make the world turn.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	279	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Vanilla Europa

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

IP: mso.vanillaeuropa.comJava-Bedrock Crossplay Enabled! 1.20With Semi-Van Vanilla Europa’s main objective with Semi-Vanilla is to provide Minecraft players with a multiplayer experience as close to Vanilla Minecraft as possible, while carrying out anti grief measures, not allowing griefers and looters to wreak havoc on friendly users.Community The Vanilla Europa Community has been growing since November 2018, when the server first launched. Since then, the server has enjoyed many new events and player groups and public creations.Plugins The plugins in this semi vanilla server are designed to not intrude upon the Survival/Vanilla aspect of Minecraft while also providing a griefer-free and streamlined friendly community experience. We utilize GriefPrevention in order to stop grief. Chest Shop and Mob Head plugins are to add more fun and convenience for the survival experience on the server.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Grand Theft Minecart

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

The most played Grand Theft Auto in Minecraft server. IP: org.gtm.networkFeatures: * Use our 35 custom weapons; from shotguns to snipers, all unique to GTM * Realistic resource pack * Drive custom vehicles; from cars to tanks, and even planes * Join a big community, with gangs and multiple languages * Own your own penthouse apartment in our custom-built map * Enjoy our frequent, large updates as we make the server even coolerHop into the city of MineSantos, Sanktburg or New Mineport, loot chests full of awesome gear, and kill anyone who stands in your way. Be careful though, there are police roaming the streets, and they do not like murderers! As you level up, gain access to more and more powerful weapons and vehicles, and purchase a wonderful apartment or house to store all your stuff. Join a Gang, or make your own, and become the Crime Lord of Los Santos. At Grand Theft Minecart the opportunities are limitless.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mines Excavated:	2750
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PokeSaga

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.10 Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://pokesaga.org/modpack

If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.pokesaga.org/

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.