Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheap as my girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is all about saving the planet by reusing everything we can, just like my girlfriend does with her second-hand clothes and phones. Join us and scavenge for resources like she does on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist – who needs diamonds when you can find them for free, am I right?

We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players: 95/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • PixelPervs: 370M+ Gals Got Grief

    PixelPervs: 370M+ Gals Got Grief
    LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND YOU WON’T FACE SEXUAL VIOLENCE, UNLIKE THOSE 370 MILLION GIRLS. OUR SERVER IS LIKE A MAGICAL BUBBLE WHERE NO CREEPERS OR PERVS CAN HURT YOU. PLUS, WE HAVE UNICORNS THAT FART RAINBOWS AND TURN ZOMBIES INTO CUPCAKES. COME JOIN US AND ESCAPE THE REAL WORLD DRAMA, WE PROMISE YOU’LL HAVE A BLAST!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 24 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • NecoMC – vanilla Minecraft survival server

    NecoMC – vanilla Minecraft survival server

    We are a vanilla Minecraft survival project made by players for players, so that everyone can play in coziness and comfort in their free time 🙂

    We are still new to this business, but if you continue to play with us, then everything is going well and we can continue to improve the server!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Demon Skulls Collected: 12
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Roastfield SMP: Where crafting and drama collide in the most epic way possible 🔥

    Roastfield SMP: Where crafting and drama collide in the most epic way possible 🔥
    Server Name Redfield Modded SMP
    Platform BEDROCK

    Overview:

    Providing a strictly casual environment for community-driven players. We are a group of adults who enjoy a relaxed, casual gaming experience. While we love the vanilla Minecraft experience, we’ve added several community-approved mods for aesthetics and quality of life improvements. Our mods are chosen by the community and our elected positions ensure everyone’s voice is heard.

    What We’re Not:

    If you’re looking for a pure vanilla experience or enjoy speed running, this might not be the realm for you.

    If any of this appeals to you, check us out!

    Join Our Discord

    Add me on Discord: cornbread89032

    FAQ

    1. Can I suggest mods to be added to the server?

    Yes, our mods are chosen by the community. If you have a favorite mod, feel free to suggest it!

    2. How often are mods added or updated on the server?

    We regularly review and update mods based on community feedback and compatibility with the server. New mods may be added periodically.

    3. Are there any restrictions on gameplay or building on the server?

    As long as you abide by our community guidelines and respect other players, you are free to play and build as you wish on the server.

    4. How can I get involved in the community and have my voice heard?

    We have elected positions within the community that ensure everyone’s voice is heard. Participate in discussions, suggest mods, and engage with other players to be part of the decision-making process.

    5. Can I join the server if I play on a different platform than Bedrock?

    Currently, our server is only available on the Bedrock platform. We may consider expanding to other platforms in the future.

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Towns Built: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 33

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Germans Like This Minecraft Server

    Germans Like This Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds normal, boring houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the chaos that is the German way of life! Join us for a wild ride filled with bratwurst-fueled battles, lederhosen-wearing creepers, and a secret underground beer garden where you can trade diamonds for schnitzel. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So why are Germans like this? Because why be normal when you can be hilariously outrageous! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Prost!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • I Don’t Get 5 Centimeters per Second Minecraft SMP

    I Don’t Get 5 Centimeters per Second Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the epic saga of two players who were literally 2 hours apart in game time. Will they ever meet? Will they become best friends or bitter enemies? The drama is real, folks. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the wacky adventures and ridiculous shenanigans that await you on our server!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • BdayBlunder Minecraft Server

    BdayBlunder Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where birthdays are always celebrated with epic roller coaster rides and amusement park adventures! Join us for a wild ride and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a virtual world full of fun and excitement? Don’t be alone on your birthday, join us and let’s party Minecraft style!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Players Killed by Monsters: 9212

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • DoggoElevatorDrama

    DoggoElevatorDrama
    Are you tired of living in a world where people are scared of tiny dogs? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where everyone is required to have a pet Chiweenie as their companion! Our elevators are dog-friendly and if you’re scared of dogs, well tough luck buddy, because our server is filled with them!

    Imagine the chaos of trying to navigate through the virtual world while being chased by a pack of Chiweenies, all while the other players judge you for being scared. But hey, at least you won’t have to worry about spiders, right?

    Join now and experience the thrill of facing your fears head-on in a world where tiny dogs rule the day! Who needs kindness when you have Chiweenies to protect you?

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Horror Stories Survived: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • NoobNostalgia

    NoobNostalgia
    Remember that feeling of pure joy and excitement when you first discovered diamonds in Minecraft? Well, imagine experiencing that feeling over and over again on our server! Join us for a chance to relive the thrill of finding rare resources like never before.

    Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Legend has it that our players once tamed a pack of creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombies. True story.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual “Pig Racing Championship,” where players saddle up their favorite pigs and race to the finish line. The winner gets a crown made entirely out of golden carrots. It’s a sight to behold.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the magic for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension made entirely out of cake. The possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Mines Excavated: 2505
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Battlefront1800

    Battlefront1800
    come join our minecraft server where we have more combat vehicles than russia in one battlefront!!! we have tanks, helicopters, and even flying pigs armed with missiles. join us and help us take over the virtual world with our epic army of pixelated destruction. who needs russia when you can join us and be part of the most insane war ever seen in minecraft history. come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the pigs start flying for real!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • The Block Party Minecraft Server

    The Block Party Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself battling zombie unicorns, mining for diamonds in a lava-filled volcano, and riding on the backs of flying pigs. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs, and a hidden treasure chest that is said to contain the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a game.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and find out for yourself what went so right!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Magic Crystals Found: 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 31 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Bootylicious Minecraft SMP

    Bootylicious Minecraft SMP
    Do you like having a girl’s ass in your face? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Our server is filled with so many bootylicious builds that you’ll never want to leave. From twerking towers to cheeky castles, we’ve got it all. Join now and get ready to have a butt-tastic time like never before!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • DadCraft: The Lecture Hall

    DadCraft: The Lecture Hall
    Are you tired of playing Minecraft on boring servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of playing with reckless abandon, just like my dad playing games on his phone while driving!

    Our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll feel like you’re in the passenger seat of a car with a distracted driver. But don’t worry, we promise not to crash and burn like my dad’s driving skills. Plus, if you ever feel unsafe, you can always take the bus – just like my dad suggested to me!

    So come join us on this insane Minecraft server where anything can happen, even if it means getting the silent treatment from your dad. Who needs safe driving when you can have a wild ride in Minecraft? Join now and apologize later – if you feel like it!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • BrickBucks Minecraft SMP

    BrickBucks Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced LEGO sets that are basically just glorified brand collabs? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build to your heart’s content without breaking the bank.

    Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy characters, like the elusive Creeper King who only speaks in explosions and the mysterious Ender Dragon who is actually just a misunderstood artist. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even the most noobiest of noobs will feel right at home.

    So why waste your time and money on expensive LEGO sets when you can join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild? Trust us, it’s a block party you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Animals Bred: 151

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • TinyPeevesMC

    TinyPeevesMC
    Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard work and making you rage quit faster than you can say “diamonds”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has a strict no-creeper policy! That’s right, those green pests are banned from our server faster than you can say “TNT”.

    But wait, there’s more! Ever been mining for diamonds only to have a pesky skeleton shoot you into a pool of lava? Not on our server! Our skeletons have all been trained in archery and have the accuracy of a blindfolded Enderman. You’ll never have to worry about being shot into lava again!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server has a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can find it. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Just watch out for those sneaky Endermen, they have a tendency to steal your blocks when you’re not looking!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Planet SMP: Where the only adventure is finding a good crate and not getting lost in space

    Planet SMP: Where the only adventure is finding a good crate and not getting lost in space

    Planet SMP Minecraft Server

    We just launched Planet SMP! This server is a fun adventure server where your goal is to unlock planets using in-game currency (no real money). Collect money through the dungeons or get employed and do tasks, we have everything you are looking for, crates, cosmetics, adventure, never-ending fun, and a fun community!

    We suggest you join our discord for community updates and more! Not only that, but you can also hang out with our amazing community and selected staff members!

    Discord: discord.gg/planetsmp

    Store: Planet SMP | Home

    Server IP: play.planetsmp.net

    Join today! Don’t miss out!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Simply enter the server IP: play.planetsmp.net in your Minecraft client and start playing!
    Is there a cost to play on the server? No, there is no cost to play on the server. In-game currency can be earned through gameplay.
    What activities are available on the server? Activities include dungeons, tasks, earning in-game currency, unlocking planets, and interacting with the community.
    Can I purchase items with real money? No, all items can be obtained using in-game currency earned through gameplay. Real money transactions are not supported.

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Secret Passages Found: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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