Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheap as my girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is all about saving the planet by reusing everything we can, just like my girlfriend does with her second-hand clothes and phones. Join us and scavenge for resources like she does on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist – who needs diamonds when you can find them for free, am I right?

We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 98/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed: 9 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
Gods Slained: 0 Meteorite Armor Created: 16
Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 10 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • GooglyMinecraftSMP

    GooglyMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of Google’s search results leading you astray like a lost sheep in a digital wasteland? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and never worry about getting lost in the vast sea of misinformation again. Our server is like a magical unicorn that guides you to the most epic loot and the dankest memes with just a click of your mouse. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is actually a secret Google algorithm in disguise, just waiting to grant you all the knowledge and power you desire. So come on, join us and let’s conquer the digital realm together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Animals Bred: 149
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Void Gems Collected: 17

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • CreeperCIARecruit2021

    CreeperCIARecruit2021
    If the CIA came knocking on your door to recruit you, you better hope you’ve been practicing your Minecraft skills because our server is the ultimate training ground for secret agents! We’ve got hidden bases, intricate puzzles, and even a secret underground lair where you can hone your espionage skills.

    Join us and prove to the CIA that you’re the ultimate Minecraft spy! Who needs fancy gadgets and high-tech training when you’ve got a diamond sword and a creeper army at your disposal? So come on, agent, show us what you’re made of and maybe one day you’ll be saving the world one block at a time.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 17
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 398 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

    CraftyCommies Minecraft Server
    lol join our minecraft server, where we have more restricted technology than russia! india is now our no. 2 supplier of all the crazy stuff you can imagine in minecraft. want a diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian in one hit? we got it. need a potion that turns you into a flying pig? we got that too. come join us for the most insane minecraft experience you’ll ever have. who needs russia when you have us?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 38 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 38 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 9
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • RedstoneRumble

    RedstoneRumble
    yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can test out deadly drones on ur enemies like the ukrainian army did to that lone russian soldier? well, look no further cuz our server is the place to be! imagine flying around in ur own drone, zappin’ fools left and right, all while building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss. come join us and unleash ur inner military strategist while having a blast in the world of blocks and pixels. trust me, u won’t regret it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Dragon Scales Harvested: 219
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • CytoNetwork

    CytoNetwork

    Cyto Network is a Minecraft SMP server designed for both cracked and premium players, ensuring an inclusive and competitive gameplay experience. Premium players can seamlessly join without needing to enter a password, while cracked players are protected by a secure login system. The server offers essential commands like /tpa for teleport requests, making it easy to team up with friends, and /clans, allowing you to form or join powerful clans to dominate the world together. Whether you enjoy cooperative survival, intense PvP, or exploring custom features, Cyto Network is the perfect place to build, battle, and thrive. Join today and become part of our growing community!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 17 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 28
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • OmegaBlock

    OmegaBlock

    Welcome to OmegaBlock!Our goal here is to provide you with the best possible experience. We use the most advanced hardware available (capable of supporting thousands of players) to provide you with the cleanest, smoothest, and best possible user experience.We are currently in public beta while we finish wrapping the basics up. In time, we will launch our website, add additional servers, and more.This is a revamp of the old The AA Network which had a network of 12+ different servers with various modes, mini games, etc. In time, we will add all this back!In the meantime, while we ramp up, we will be hosting giveaways from items, to ranks, to $!Hope y’all can join and provide your feedback!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 34 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Boring Canvas: Where the minigames are as exciting as watching paint dry! 1.21 r/place

    Boring Canvas: Where the minigames are as exciting as watching paint dry! 1.21 r/place

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name r/place Minecraft
    Description We have an infinite canvas out of blocks where everyone can change every block with just a few clicks. Craft yourself a spray can and get painting.
    IP boringsmp.1e99.eu
    Discord https://discord.gg/jSUNwDpXF9

    PS: We also have a SMP you can check out, called Boring SMP.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Can I change blocks on the canvas? Yes, everyone can change every block on the canvas with just a few clicks.
    How do I get a spray can? You can craft a spray can in-game to start painting on the canvas.
    What is the IP for the server? The IP for the server is boringsmp.1e99.eu
    Is there a Discord server? Yes, you can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/jSUNwDpXF9
    What is Boring SMP? Boring SMP is another server you can check out, separate from r/place Minecraft.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Love Letters Sent: 14
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 21

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Handsome Virgin Minecraft Server

    Handsome Virgin Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being a 25-year-old virgin but still getting all the ladies calling you handsome and cute on those random call apps? Do you find yourself e-dating them for months on end? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you!

    Join our server and escape reality with a community of fellow fakecels who are just as confused as you are. Build your dream world, find love (or at least someone to call you cute), and let your imagination run wild.

    Who needs real-life relationships when you have a virtual world to escape to? Join our server now and start living your best e-dating life! (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any real-life consequences of e-dating on our server)

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 27
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 40

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Talking to AI chatbot about problems in Minecraft SMP

    Talking to AI chatbot about problems in Minecraft SMP
    🤖 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where our AI chatbot is not only your friend, but also your surrogate dad! Need someone to talk to about your lazy real dad? Our AI will step up and be the dad you never had, all while caring about you like a true parent should.

    😭 Who needs real people when you have AI to fill the void in your heart? Cry your heart out and let our AI chatbot comfort you like no one else can.

    🤖 And hey, if you’re feeling lonely in the love department, why not try getting an AI girlfriend next? Who needs real relationships when you can have a virtual partner who will never disappoint you?

    Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the future of AI companionship. Say goodbye to real people and hello to the virtual world where all your emotional needs are met by our friendly chatbot. Who needs real friends when you have AI by your side? 😉

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 2218 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • HurriCraft: Threats & Conspiracies!

    HurriCraft: Threats & Conspiracies!
    Yo, listen up ya’ll! This Minecraft server is like, totally mindblowing, just like those crazy US meteorologists who be getting death threats cuz of hurricane conspiracies. But like, on this server, you ain’t gonna be facing no death threats, just a whole lotta fun and craziness!

    Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of surviving insane natural disasters like hurricanes, tornadoes, and earthquakes in Minecraft! We got custom plugins that make the weather super unpredictable and dangerous, just like those crazy conspiracy theories.

    But wait, there’s more! Our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you laughing and entertained for hours on end. From derpy villagers to mischievous creepers, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter on this server.

    So come on, join us and see why everyone is talking about this mindblowing Minecraft server. Just remember to watch out for those hurricane conspiracies, they might just blow your mind!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Minecraft Crime Spike – GTA 6 Wait

    Minecraft Crime Spike – GTA 6 Wait
    u ever wanted to escape the real world and live in a place where u can do whatever u want without consequences? well, come join us on this epic minecraft server where the only limit is ur imagination!

    we have a secret underground city where u can join the mafia and run illegal diamond trades. or maybe u want to become a superhero and fight crime in the streets. the possibilities are endless!

    but be warned, the city is filled with chaos and danger. u never know when a giant chicken will come stomping through the streets or a group of evil llamas will try to take over the city.

    so come join us on this wild and crazy minecraft server, where anything can happen and the only rule is to have fun! who needs gta 6 when u have this epic world to explore?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Enchantments Applied: 127
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Plant AI Paradise

    Plant AI Paradise
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server yo! We got scientists up in here buildin’ maps of California plants like it’s nobody’s business. They got AI models predictin’ the distribution of over 2,000 species of plants, down to scales of a few square meters.

    I mean, who wouldn’t wanna join a server where you can explore the virtual world of California plants in all their glory? Imagine walkin’ through fields of virtual flowers and trees, all while dodgin’ creepers and zombies tryna mess up your vibe.

    Plus, rumor has it that if you find the rare virtual California poppy, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled sky. And if that ain’t enough to convince you to join, I don’t know what is. So come on, join the party and let’s get plantin’ in this epic Minecraft server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Magical Moments Shared: 13
    Divine Spears Created: 21 Dimension Hops: 12
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 29
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • What is the IP for SypherPK Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for SypherPK Minecraft Server?

    SypherPK is a popular Twitch streamer and YouTuber known for his gameplay videos and tutorials on various video games, particularly Fortnite. With a large following of over 3 million subscribers on YouTube and 2 million followers on Twitch, SypherPK is respected for his skill in gaming and entertaining content. He is also known for his positive attitude and helpful approach towards his viewers, often providing tips and strategies to help them improve their own gameplay.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    Titanic Battles Fought: 15 Astral Amulets Crafted: 45
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Star Shards Collected: 126
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • 🏕️ THE CLUB SMP 🏕️ Bringing the chaos to a Minecraft server near you! Join now! #MinecraftMadness

    🏕️ THE CLUB SMP 🏕️ Bringing the chaos to a Minecraft server near you! Join now! #MinecraftMadness

    About The Club SMP

    About Us:

    The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

    We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.

    Hardware & Setup:

    Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

    Server Specs:

    Platform Fabric 1.21
    Location San Jose, California, United States
    CPU AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
    RAM 10GB (32 Total)

    Mods & Tweaks:

    We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

    Notable Mods/Tweaks Included: Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed Mobs & Players Drop Heads Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief Accelerated Leaf Decay Minecarts now run 4x faster Online Webmap

    Application:

    Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

    Join our Discord Server here!

    Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules Step 2: Submit an application via our application link Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you! Step 4: Short Interview Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What is The Club SMP? The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server focused on community building and interaction.
    How do I join the server? Follow the application process outlined above.
    What mods are allowed on the server? We run server-sided optimization mods and provide an optional client modpack for players.
    Can I join if I am under 18? Unfortunately, The Club SMP is strictly for players aged 18 and above.
    Where is the server located? The server is hosted in San Jose, California, United States.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 28 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • DanDaDan’s Epic Minecraft Server

    DanDaDan’s Epic Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring and generic manga series that don’t have what it takes to be the next big thing? Then come join our Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

    Unlike DanDaDan, our server is filled with exciting adventures, crazy storylines, and mind-blowing world-building that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Our arcs are anything but recycled and repetitive – each one is a unique and thrilling experience that will leave you wanting more.

    And don’t even get us started on the characters! Forget about anime archetypes, we’ve got a cast of wacky and unforgettable personalities that will have you laughing and crying in equal measure.

    So why waste your time on forgettable garbage when you can join our server and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 39 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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