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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 96/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 43 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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