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Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 9421 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 20 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
We promise not to guilt trip you for prioritizing sleep over seeing your significant other after a long shift. Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can play at your own pace without feeling like the bad guy.
Plus, rumor has it that our virtual relationships are drama-free and always convenient. No more late-night calls asking if you’re coming over – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.
So join us now and leave the relationship drama behind. After all, who needs real love when you have the love of Minecraft?