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| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 444 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
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