GetOffMyLawnCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

ExcuseCraft: Too Busy Mining!

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Are you tired of boring commitments getting in the way of your Minecraft adventures? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect excuse to ditch all those pesky responsibilities! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only commitment you need to make is to building the most epic block castle ever seen.

Forget about lame excuses like “I have a dentist appointment” or “my dog ate my homework”, on our server you can tell your boss you can’t come in because you’re busy fighting off a horde of zombie pigmen in the Nether. Need to skip a family gathering? Just tell them you’re too busy taming a herd of wild llamas in the mountains. The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs commitments when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

HebCraft Command Center Strike

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come join our epic minecraft server where the israel air force strikes hezbollah command centers in beirut EVERY DAY!!! build your own bunker to hide from the airstrikes or join the israeli forces and help take down the terrorists! watch out for exploding creepers that are actually disguised as suicide bombers! join now for a wild and explosive time like no other!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Villages Defended:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Chimeras Created:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Movie Vacation Fun Land

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yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got llamas that can do backflips and pigs that can fly. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind u just lookin at ’em. plus, our creepers tell the funniest jokes, like seriously, they got a stand-up comedy routine every night.

also, did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and a portal to another dimension where u can ride unicorns and battle evil wizards? yea, it’s pretty lit.

oh, and our villagers throw the wildest parties, like u wouldn’t believe. they have dance battles and cake-eating contests, it’s a riot.

so, if u wanna have the time of ur life in minecraft, join our server now and prepare for the most insane adventures of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PancakeCraft: Early Detection Fun

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so, like, this server is like the blood test for pancreatic cancer, but for minecraft, ya know? it’s like, super effective at finding all the cool stuff you need to survive and thrive in the game. like, it can detect diamonds and rare loot chests like nobody’s business. join this server if you wanna be a minecraft pro, cuz it’s like, 71% better than any other server out there. trust me, you won’t regret it. come join the fun and let’s mine our way to victory together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Cherry Block: The Most Fruitful Server Ever! Join Now for Some Berry Fun! 1.21.1 Crossplay

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Cherry Block Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	cherryblock.org
Bedrock Port	25565
Server Availability	Almost 24/7 operational

Introduction:

Step into a world where collaboration and camaraderie flourish, immersing yourself in a vibrant and welcoming community. Unleash an unparalleled gameplay experience, meticulously tailored with premium quality of life modifications. Curated features from the Vanilla Tweaks mod strike the perfect balance between enhanced gameplay and the authentic essence of Minecraft. Embark on your extraordinary journey today, exclusively on Cherry Block!

Philosophy:

Embrace the Golden Rule: Treat others as you wish to be treated.
No room for griefing or stealing.
Zero tolerance for hacking or cheating.

Join our vibrant community, thriving since 2019, on Discord. Let’s create unforgettable memories together!

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is Cherry Block?	Cherry Block is a Minecraft server with enhanced gameplay features and a welcoming community.
Is griefing allowed?	No, there is no room for griefing or stealing on Cherry Block.
Are hacking and cheating tolerated?	No, there is zero tolerance for hacking or cheating on the server.
How long has the community been active?	The community has been thriving since 2019.
How can I join the server?	Connect to cherryblock.org with the Bedrock Port 25565 to join the server.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	208	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Void Gems Collected:	30	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Animals Bred:	60

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest one out there! Join us and experience the thrill of building, surviving, and conquering with the most desired and beautiful white women on the planet!

Our server is filled with pro athletes who have white wives, proving that white women are the ultimate prize. Forget about those unfuckable Jews or geriatric billionaires with Asian women, our server is where the real action is at!

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s show the world that white women are the true queens of Minecraft!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Red Alert Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because on our server, “The Clock is Ticking,” things are anything but boring!

Join us for epic adventures where you’ll have to race against time to complete crazy challenges like building a roller coaster in 10 minutes or hunting down a rare pink sheep before it disappears forever.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a mysterious time-traveling llama who will grant you special powers if you can solve his riddles. Want to fly like Superman or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just ask the llama nicely and you might just get your wish!

And if you’re feeling competitive, join our weekly spleef tournaments where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. Trust us, once you join “The Clock is Ticking,” you’ll never want to leave!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

BroCraft: NoCharity4Bro – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and explore without any toxic teammates stealing your epi pens!

Join us and leave behind the pick-me, racist, and narcissistic players of the past. Our server is a safe space for all, where you won’t have to worry about anyone exploiting your brother’s quirks for their own amusement.

So come on over and join us for some epic adventures and fun times. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be mining is diamonds, not drama!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	5516	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Farms Harvested:	386

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MilliMinecraftSMPRich!

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If you inherited a million dollars on our Minecraft SMP, you could finally afford to buy that diamond armor you’ve been eyeing in the virtual marketplace! Imagine strutting around spawn in your blinged-out gear, flexing on all the other players who are still rocking leather armor. Plus, rumor has it that the admin is actually a secret billionaire who will reward the richest player with a real-life mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start grinding for that sweet, sweet pixelated cash!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Love Letters Sent:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

BlockyBoys: No Lack of Diamonds

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Are you tired of guys who can’t even build a decent dirt hut in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is filled with master builders who can create entire cities out of pixelated blocks! Join us and find your perfect blocky match who knows how to impress with their redstone skills and diamond armor. Say goodbye to guys who can’t even find their way out of a cave, and hello to players who can conquer the Ender Dragon with one hand tied behind their back. Trust us, you’ll never want to log off once you see what our players can do in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

EconBomb Minecraft Server

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LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we have a time bomb at the heart of our economy! it’s like a russian roulette but with blocks and creepers!

we got economists running around trying to defuse the bomb while you build your epic base and fight off zombies and skeletons.

join now for a chance to be the hero who saves the economy and becomes the richest player on the server! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

MacronCraft: No Arms for Israel

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so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? we got, like, a french president up in here who’s all, like, “yo, let’s put an arms embargo on Israel, dude!” and we’re all, like, “whaaaaat? that’s cray cray!” but, like, it’s all good cuz we’re just here to build some sick builds and have a blast, ya feel? come join us for some epic fun and maybe even some political drama, who knows? just come on down and let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Secret Passages Found:	8	Falling into the Void:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Potions Brewed:	191
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Wish for More Genies – Minecraft

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hey u, ya u! do u want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better listen up cuz this server is gonna blow ur mind! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow bridges leading to candy land, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold!

but wait, there’s more! we got talking animals that can teach u how to do backflips and somersaults in the air! we even have a giant chicken that lays golden eggs every hour on the hour.

if that’s not enough to convince u to join, then how about this: we have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where u can ride dragons and battle evil wizards! and if u’re lucky, u might even find a magic lamp that grants u unlimited wishes.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this epic minecraft server and let the adventure begin! who knows what crazy shenanigans u’ll get into next!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Buildings Constructed:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Chaos in Vanilla Land: Where Creepers Go Boom Boom and Players Go Zoom Zoom!

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Anarchy Server Name	Vanilla Playground Server (VPG)
IP	play.mcvpg.org
Version	1.21.1
Discord	discord.mcvpg.org

Overview:

Are you tired of the mundane and regulated Minecraft experience? Do you crave the thrill of untamed adventures and unexplored territories? Look no further, for Vanilla Playground Server (VPG) is here to bring back the essence of true Minecraft exhilaration. Embark on a journey like never before, where creativity knows no bounds, and every decision is entirely yours to make. This classic anarchy server has no plugins, no rules, and no resets, giving you the ultimate freedom to play however you want.

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question: How long has the server been up?	Answer: The server has been up for 3 years.
Question: What can I do on the server?	Answer: You can engage in classical survival, grief, build, explore with friends, and essentially do anything without any restrictions.
Question: Is there any kind of moderation or rules on the server?	Answer: No, the server has no rules or moderation, allowing you complete freedom to play as you wish.
Question: Can I form teams or collaborate with other players?	Answer: Yes, you can join the server’s Discord to find teams and collaborate with other players for your adventures.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

The Anonymous Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of craziness and chaos!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots laser beams out of its eyes, a diamond sword that can one-shot the Ender Dragon, and a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of cake (but beware of the killer cupcakes)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a giant zombie chicken, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2924	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Crops Grown:	8466	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10