GetOffMyLawnCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the personal space you crave? Look no further than our server! We understand the struggle of having family constantly invading your space, so we promise to keep them out of your virtual world.

Join us for a chance to escape the chaos of family gatherings and build your own virtual paradise. No more interruptions from grandkids asking for snacks or sons bringing their girlfriends over unannounced. On our server, you are the master of your domain.

So come join us and experience the freedom of building and exploring without any unwanted visitors. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Void Gems Collected:	18
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

SMP18AdviceMinecraft

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of being 18 and making questionable life choices! We’ve got more drama than a high school cafeteria and more chaos than a creeper explosion. Plus, our server is so lit, it makes your 18-year-old self look like a noob in comparison. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will make your future self question your life decisions!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Blocky Boobies Bonanza

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixelated blocky boobs are just too irresistible to ignore!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own boob-shaped houses, mine for diamond nipples, and battle against evil mobs with your trusty chest armor!

But beware, the allure of the pixelated cleavage may be too much for some players to handle. Will you be able to resist the temptation and conquer the world of blocky boobs? Join us and find out!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1555
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	255
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	99
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Blocky Boobies: Save Lives, Mine Blocks!

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come join our epic minecraft server and help us fight against breast cancer! we have magical potions that can cure any illness, including cancer! we have saved over 517,900 lives since 1989, all thanks to our amazing players! but watch out, younger women are getting diagnosed with cancer more often, so we need all the help we can get to stop this epidemic! join us now and be a hero in the fight against cancer! who knew playing minecraft could save lives?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Watch This Anime Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like watching an anime without being gay! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will make you say “Senpai notice me!” But don’t worry, you won’t catch the gay from playing on our server – just pure, unadulterated fun. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s build some pixelated dreams together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Magic Items Found:	8904	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Sheboon Mud Hut Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of getting dumped for taller, hairier white guys and Indian faggots? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual empire. No more sheboons from mud huts in Africa, just epic adventures and endless possibilities. So what are you waiting for, you bum tickler looking Chinese pig? Join us now and let the keks begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Void Gems Collected:	26
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Tattoo Drama Craft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from the drama in your life? Look no further! Join our server and escape the craziness of matching tattoos and questionable friendships. Our server is so fun, you won’t even remember why you were worried about dirty clothes in a bag or permanent marks on your body. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you won’t have to worry about any sketchy situations like the one described above. So come join us and leave all your worries behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Towns Built:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

UnseenBlocks Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and be prepared to embark on a wild journey filled with more drama than a reality TV show! Our server is like a chaotic circus where anything goes – from building giant statues of llamas to starting a llama cult, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground llama fighting ring where players can battle it out for the title of Llama King. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Llama, rumored to grant wishes to whoever finds it.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a llama on roller skates, come join us and let the llama madness begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ores Mined:	690
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CraftyQuotez

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“Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be quoting ‘I can’t believe I’m mining diamonds with a llama riding shotgun’ in no time! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more bonkers than a chicken riding a pig, come join us!”

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

YazidiCraft: Not Your Average Departure

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so, like, come join our epic minecraft server, where the only abductions happen is when you steal someone’s diamonds, amirite? 😂 we got more fun than a yazidi woman voluntarily leaving gaza, that’s for sure!

join us for crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of steve made entirely out of dirt blocks. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about hamas and their drama.

plus, our community is as tight-knit as a creeper hugging a player, so you’ll never feel alone. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin! 🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Boring SMP: Just like watching paint dry, but with extra steps

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<a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/flavor/racism-in-florida/">Minecraft Server</a> Overview

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones so you can always teleport back home
Bucketable entities to save you pain
Many crafting tweaks to make it enjoyable

So come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land to protect my builds?	Yes, we have a land claiming system in place.
How does the diamond economy work?	Players can trade with diamonds as the currency in our server shops.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, we host events for the community to participate in.
Can I teleport back home easily?	Yes, we have warp stones that allow you to teleport back home.
What are bucketable entities?	Entities that can be picked up with buckets to make gameplay easier.
What crafting tweaks are available?	We have implemented various crafting tweaks to enhance the gameplay experience.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4250	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Slutty Blocks Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have Normal mode vs Slut mode! In Normal mode, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a true warrior. But if you’re feeling a little frisky, switch over to Slut mode where anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a tutu? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle wearing nothing but a banana hammock? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server. Join now for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Secret Passages Found:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

He’s Right You Know Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, but watch out for the lava moat surrounding it – one wrong step and you’ll be toast!

Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to epic dance-offs. If you can out-dance the dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of wackiness and fun!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Endless Night Skies:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2886
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

HangryCraft

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like getting your wisdom teeth pulled, our server will leave you in stitches…of laughter!

Imagine a world where you can’t eat for hours, just like waiting for your boyfriend to finish his dental visit. But don’t worry, we won’t leave you hungry like he did – we’ve got all the virtual food you could ever want!

And just like the dentist giving you dirty looks, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected surprises around every corner. So come join us and feast on the fun – just make sure your boyfriend doesn’t get mad at you for having too much fun without him!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Enchantments Applied:	235
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

SweetTeachMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig into battle against a horde of angry creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!

But that’s not all – our teachers are not your average Minecraft players. They will literally build you a golden throne made out of enchanted diamond blocks if you answer their riddles correctly. And don’t even get us started on the time they organized a massive fireworks show to celebrate someone finding a rare pink sheep!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

ZHumorCraft

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your Gen Z humor needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, jokes, and shenanigans that will have you ROFLing in your virtual seat.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a giant dancing llama wearing sunglasses. Yes, you read that right. This llama led them on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza, which was guarded by a pack of evil chickens. After a fierce battle and some questionable dance moves, the players emerged victorious and were rewarded with endless pizza parties for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where players must answer riddles from a mischievous troll in order to pass. Fail to answer correctly, and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken suit for the rest of your virtual life. Trust us, you don’t want to be caught strutting around in a chicken suit.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures and laughs await you in this wacky world of Gen Z humor!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Potions Brewed:	89	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.