| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 8205 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 21 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 39 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
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geographica.xyz
| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 9528 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 14 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.
So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!
| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 6213 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 1158 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 2431 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 9 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 39 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 173 |
gurmail.icu:19132
| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 9636 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Votes: | 1967 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 37 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 1899 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 111 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 | Buildings Constructed: | 38 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a football game gone wrong! Join us if you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of being on a team that never beats the Minnesota Vikings or the Philadelphia Eagles – talk about a challenge!
But that’s not all – our stadium is constantly being taken over by opposing fans, making every game a real nail-biter. And don’t even get us started on our players – they’re always leaving for “someplace better,” whatever that means.
Oh, and did we mention our only Hall of Fame player never had a high scoring season? Yeah, things are pretty wacky around here. Plus, if you’re into crazy stories, just ask about the time someone got ahem “raped” after wearing our Letterman Jackets. Yikes.
So come on down and join us on this wild ride – we may have never reached a Conference Championship Game, and yeah, we may have blown a 24-0 lead in just 10 minutes, but hey, at least we’re entertaining, right? 😉
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 3101 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 9 | Epic Quests Completed: | 8 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 22 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 5 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 42 |
But wait, there’s more! The mobs in this server are not your average zombies and creepers. No no no, they’re actually trained circus animals who do backflips and juggle while trying to kill you. It’s like a freakin’ circus every time you go out to fight mobs. And the best part? The currency in this server is actually Skittles. Yeah, you heard me right again. Skittles. So basically, you can buy a diamond sword with a handful of Skittles. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory up in here!
So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Plus, who doesn’t want to be part of a server where the owner is a unicorn, right? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those juggling zombies, they’re a real pain in the butt.
| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 3309 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and steal players’ diamonds just for fun. So if you’re looking for a challenge and some unexpected bedtime surprises, come join us on our server. Just make sure to lock your bedroom door tight!
| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 7287 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 54 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 31 |
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 2535 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Come join AlmostAnarchy and carve your legacy in this brand new 1.21.1 world. No duping, and no hacking. Its more than just survival, but it’s not quite anarchy! almostanarchy.ca
almostanarchy.ca
| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 4688 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 | Void Gems Collected: | 18 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5473 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 42 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 146 |
Experience the bizarre and hilarious mix of Western stereotypes and East Asian perceptions in a virtual world like no other.
Build your own blonde, blue-eyed empire and show the world that Russians are the real MVPs in this crazy Minecraft adventure.
Don’t miss out on the chance to challenge traditional ideas and have a laugh while doing it on our one-of-a-kind server. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!
| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 9650 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 445 | Crops Grown: | 3874 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 32 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 33 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 9 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 2392 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 14 |
| Ores Mined: | 9184 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 16 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 6 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Imagine swimming around and finding a dolphin hyped up on caffeine, doing backflips and somersaults like it’s in a circus! Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a turtle who’s been hitting the pharmaceuticals a bit too hard and is seeing all sorts of crazy colors!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are getting in on the action. They’ve started a dance crew and are busting out moves that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the zombies – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats left and right!
So come on down to our insane Minecraft server and experience the wildest ride of your life! Just watch out for the pufferfish – they’ve been known to challenge players to underwater rap battles! It’s a party you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 3503 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 36 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
| Welcome to Cheesecake SMP! |
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| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 2532 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 16 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Buildings Constructed: | 21 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, we have an unofficial official thread anthem that will make you question reality. Plus, our wiki is DOWN, TBD – just like your sanity after joining our server!
But wait, there’s more! We have resources galore, FAQs that will leave you scratching your head, and VTuber XL Loras that will make you go, “What the heck am I looking at?”
And don’t even get me started on our LoRA Checklist – it’s so outrageous, it’s almost genius. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 5654 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 12 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 25 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Potions Brewed: | 139 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
One day, the owner of the server got super drunk and decided to create a Minecraft world that was just as chaotic as their drunken state. And thus, our server was born! Expect to find random explosions, flying pigs, and maybe even a dancing creeper or two.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground club where all the mobs go to party after a long day of trying to kill you. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to some sick beats.
So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a diamond block that grants you wishes (or just explodes in your face, we can’t guarantee anything). Let the chaos begin!
