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Players: 96/800 Votes: 543
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Star Shards Collected: 291
Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day with its outrageous and hilarious antics!

Join us for a wild ride filled with LGBTQIA+ reinforcements, ESG payments to game studios, and drag queen story hour performances that will leave you in stitches. Who needs Kojima’s wasted budget or Angry Joe’s YouTube rants when you can be part of the most epic Minecraft server around?

Forget about the chuds and boring game ads, because on our server, anything goes. From wild game awards to insane collaborations with WWE superstars and pizza-loving game developers, you’ll never have a dull moment.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself face to face with Kevin Nash or Anthony Burch himself. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

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  • EduGoneGOP: RIP Department of Ed!

    EduGoneGOP: RIP Department of Ed!
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    Players: 106/700 Votes: 5276
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 79 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Ores Mined: 681
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in a world where education is actually important? Do you want to escape to a place where learning is optional and chaos reigns supreme? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the Department of Education doesn’t exist because we blew it up with TNT!

    Our server is a wild and wacky place where you can build whatever you want, fight off hordes of zombie politicians, and ride pigs into battle. Who needs education when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor? Join us now and experience the thrill of living in a world without rules or responsibilities. Just watch out for the creeper explosions – they’re nothing compared to the chaos we’ve created on this server!

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  • CraftyTradeWars

    CraftyTradeWars
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    Players: 102/700 Votes: 2768
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 76 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 177
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Zombie Dances: 8
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our epic minecraft server where china is filing lawsuits against the US with the world trade organization over tariffs! like wtf bro, who knew minecraft could be so political? join us for some crazy drama and build your own trade empire while avoiding getting sued by china. it’s a wild ride, trust me. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and llamas wearing suits. why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this madness? join now and let the chaos begin!

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  • GlacierCraft: Microbiome Mayhem

    GlacierCraft: Microbiome Mayhem
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    Players: 92/900 Votes: 1067
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 23 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 207 Herobrine Sightings: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol join our epic minecraft server cuz we got glaciers shrinking faster than your mom at a buffet! u gonna see some wild changes in the microbiomes of our glacier-fed streams, like algal biomass poppin off like confetti at a party and microbial diversity that’ll make your head spin like a minecraft block.

    our streams gonna be healthier than a vegan on a juice cleanse, but watch out cuz the species dynamics gonna be more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory. u never know what’s gonna happen next on our server, but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be a wild ride! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to explore the craziest minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

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  • RusticMC

    RusticMC
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    Players: 104/400 Votes: 1906
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 18 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Love Letters Sent: 18
    Villages Defended: 20 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    RusticMC is a community-oriented survival server. You can choose to join our main community village, or you can venture out and do your own thing. It’s all up to you 🙂

    The server was established on September 10th, 2024. There will be no map resets.

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  • Dawg’s Domain 1.20.5

    Dawg’s Domain 1.20.5
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    Players: 101/700 Votes: 6938
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 815 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in your computer, but with blocks and stuff.

    We got that dawg in us, like we’re barking up the wrong tree but in a good way.

    Join us and unleash your inner canine, build a doghouse, dig up bones, and mark your territory.

    It’s a woof-tastic time, trust me, you won’t regret it. So what are you waiting for? Let’s bark up some fun together!

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  • DepositDrama Minecraft Server

    DepositDrama Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/700 Votes: 2941
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 New Chunks Explored: 89265
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 71 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Animals Bred: 80 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 30 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 25 Heroic Legacies Created: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we turn flowers into resin art and friendships into drama! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the ups and downs of crafting and relationships.

    Ever wanted to see what happens when you mix deep pour resin, molds, and silica gel powder with a sprinkle of betrayal? Look no further, because on our server, anything can happen. Just ask our player who got ghosted for 3 years only to be hit up for a refund out of the blue. Talk about a plot twist!

    But don’t worry, we’re not all about the drama. We also have a thriving polymer clay online store and a community of players who are just trying to survive their own real-life surgeries and medical woes. It’s like Grey’s Anatomy meets Minecraft, but with more crafting and less McDreamy.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find a mix of creativity, chaos, and unexpected twists like this? Come for the resin art, stay for the friendships that may or may not stand the test of time. See you in the game, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of resin)!

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  • NoPartyForYou19

    NoPartyForYou19
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    Players: 103/600 Votes: 2098
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 67 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    🎉 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your daughter’s 19th birthday party drama? Look no further! Join our server for wild adventures and non-stop fun! 🎉

    🚗 Need a ride to the coolest virtual hangout spot? We got you covered! Our mods will drive you around in style, just like this mom drives her daughter everywhere. No need to worry about causing accidents, we promise a smooth ride to all the best in-game locations! 🚗

    🎓 Not sure what to do with your virtual life? No problem! Just like this daughter, you can take your time figuring out your next move. No pressure to go to college or get a full-time job here! We support your indecisiveness and encourage you to explore all your options. 🎓

    🎈 Planning a birthday bash for yourself or your virtual friends? We’ve got the perfect party spot for you! Our server is the place to be for epic celebrations and sleepovers. Just make sure to clear it with the mods first, we want to keep the peace and avoid any anxious moments like this mom. 🎈

    So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as entertaining as this Reddit post! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and excitement on our server? See you there! 😉

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  • CraftyTariffWars

    CraftyTariffWars
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    Players: 95/200 Votes: 2888
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Ores Mined: 4977
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 21
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 25 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we trade in diamonds and emeralds instead of boring old money! we have a special event where you can negotiate tariffs with the leaders of Canada and Mexico, just like Trump! they owe us a lot of diamonds, so come help us collect our debts and build the most luxurious pixel palace in all the land! who needs real world politics when you can rule the minecraft world with your diamond pickaxe? join now and make minecraft great again!

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  • Pixel Unity Land

    Pixel Unity Land
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    Players: 108/500 Votes: 412
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 351 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Alien Abductions: 0
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Votes: 401
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL u ever just wanna escape from all the drama and chaos of the real world??? well do i have the perfect place for u!!! come join our minecraft server and leave all that nonsense behind!!!

    imagine a world where u can build ur dream house without worrying about rent or mortgage!!! where u can mine for diamonds and not have to worry about taxes or bills!!! where u can ride pigs and fly on dragons without anyone judging u!!!

    our server is a place where u can be whoever u want to be!!! u can be a warrior, a wizard, a farmer, or even a unicorn if u want!!! the possibilities are endless!!!

    we have epic quests, insane challenges, and even a secret underground disco party!!! u never know what u will find on our server!!!

    so come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a treehouse!!! u won’t regret it, i promise!!! 🤣🤣🤣

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  • Twin Trouble Heart Havoc

    Twin Trouble Heart Havoc
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    Players: 108/900 Votes: 5952
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Falling into the Void: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 5

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    yo, dis server be like havin twins but instead of babies, you get heart disease! but don’t worry, it’s all fun and games in dis wacky world. if you got twins and normal blood pressure, you gonna be twice as likely to have cardiovascular disease on dis server. but if you had high blood pressure during pregnancy, oh boy, da risk is eight times higher! join now for a heart-pounding adventure like no other! twin power, activate!

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  • Gyaru Land Quest 1.21

    Gyaru Land Quest 1.21
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    Players: 98/500 Votes: 7356
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 2406
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 5008
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 33

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    Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Because Gyaru Lives Matter, duh! We’re all about those kawaii girls with the big eyes and cute outfits, so if you’re into that, you’ll fit right in!

    We’ve got the most lit parties in all of Minecraft, with pixelated cocktails and virtual dance floors that will make your blocky feet move like never before. Plus, our custom mods will have you looking like a Gyaru queen in no time.

    And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles. We’ve got players duking it out in the name of Gyaru solidarity, with sparkly swords and rainbow-colored armor. It’s a sight to behold, my dude.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show the world that Gyaru Lives Matter in the world of Minecraft! Let’s spread the kawaii love and have a blast together!

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  • WeddingDressDrama Minecraft Server

    WeddingDressDrama Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 617
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Epic Battles Fought: 16 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 15 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Villages Defended: 9
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 45
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with crazy in-laws who think they can ruin your wedding dress and get away with it? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

    Join us and build your own virtual wedding dress, free from any meddling mother-in-laws. Show off your creativity and design skills without the fear of someone cutting it up in the middle of the night. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, unlike some family members we know.

    Don’t let anyone tell you that it’s “just a dress”—we understand the sentimental value and importance of your creations. So come join us and let your imagination run wild, without any rude interruptions from unwanted guests. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • DadCraftFuneral

    DadCraftFuneral
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    Players: 95/400 Votes: 6788
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Emeralds Found: 9688
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 40 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a funeral-themed experience like no other.

    Picture this: you log on and find out your ex-husband’s ghost is haunting the server, causing chaos and mischief wherever he goes. But don’t worry, his father and sister are also there – and they’re not too happy about it. Will you team up with them to banish the ghost, or join forces with your ex to pull off some epic pranks?

    With funeral viewings, probate processes, and family drama galore, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. Plus, who wouldn’t want to navigate the world of life insurance while grieving and helping your virtual children cope with their feelings?

    So come on down to our server – where the funeral drama never ends, and the grief is all too real. Just remember, you might want to pack some tissues and a sense of humor before you log on.

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  • MillionaireMinecraftSMP

    MillionaireMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 8410
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 15 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17 Emeralds Found: 9026
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1

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    Yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of being a millionaire and still having problems? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and all your millionaire problems will disappear faster than you can say “diamonds!”

    Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds in our SMP and suddenly a group of friendly creepers come up to you and start dancing the Macarena. You join in, laughing and having the time of your life. Next thing you know, you’ve struck a deal with the creepers to protect your diamonds in exchange for some sick dance moves. Problem solved!

    But wait, there’s more! Have you ever been building a mansion in survival mode and run out of materials? Well, in our SMP, we have a magical unicorn that poops out building materials whenever you need them. Just ask nicely and the unicorn will deliver!

    And don’t even get me started on our PvP battles. Imagine fighting off a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot and a dream. Sounds impossible, right? Wrong! In our SMP, anything is possible, even defeating the Ender Dragon with a rubber chicken.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to all your millionaire problems. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • BlockyLicenseRenewal

    BlockyLicenseRenewal
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    Players: 93/400 Votes: 8975
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 42
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Star Shards Collected: 179
    Dimension Hops: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Love Letters Sent: 15
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old road tests to renew your license? Well, on our Minecraft server, we believe in a different kind of test – a block-building test! That’s right, to renew your license to drive in our virtual world, you must prove your skills in building the most epic structures out of pixelated blocks. Who needs parallel parking when you can build a castle out of diamond blocks instead?

    Join our server and show off your creativity and building prowess. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon will personally congratulate you if you pass the test. So why settle for a regular road test when you can embark on a blocky adventure of a lifetime? Join us now and let the building begin!

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