so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, imagine a world where french women are like, accused of genocide in syria, but in minecraft form! join us for the most epic adventure of your life, where you can build, mine, and troll your way to victory! plus, we have this secret hidden dungeon where you can find rare loot and maybe even uncover the truth behind the french woman’s trial. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this craziness! come join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 93/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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