so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, imagine a world where french women are like, accused of genocide in syria, but in minecraft form! join us for the most epic adventure of your life, where you can build, mine, and troll your way to victory! plus, we have this secret hidden dungeon where you can find rare loot and maybe even uncover the truth behind the french woman’s trial. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this craziness! come join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 103/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
Meteorites Collected: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 7
Mythical Quests Completed: 27 Players Killed by Monsters: 5394
Buildings Constructed: 32 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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