haha, come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a soap opera! we got players dropping like flies, but don’t worry, 80% of them are just part of the crazy hamas gang or their weird family members. it’s like a never-ending battle for survival, but with more explosions and less politics. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 96/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 10
Orbs of Power Found: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 1
Runes Activated: 0 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 12
Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Mugi Monday Minecraft SMP

    Mugi Monday Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where every day is a party and every block is a potential prank waiting to happen.

    Picture this: it’s Mugi Monday, the one day of the week where everything is turned upside down. Villagers trade diamonds for dirt, creepers wear party hats, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood kitten looking for belly rubs. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    But that’s not all! We have weekly events like “Taco Tuesday” where players compete to build the best taco stand, “Wacky Wednesday” where gravity is optional, and “Funky Friday” where the entire server turns into a disco party complete with glowstone dance floors and music discs galore.

    So why wait? Join us on our zany Minecraft SMP and let the good times roll. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures and shenanigans await you? Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 4 Buildings Constructed: 45
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • HangryCraft: Steppie Banquet Dilemma

    HangryCraft: Steppie Banquet Dilemma
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes a backseat to building epic creations!

    Join us and escape the chaos of step-siblings with food allergies and overbearing parents. On our server, you can finally eat at your favorite virtual restaurant without any restrictions! No more puking or rashes here, just pure gaming fun.

    Build your dream world, explore new realms, and unleash your creativity without any guilt or judgment. Who needs family affection when you have a blocky paradise to escape to?

    So, are you ready to leave the drama behind and join our server? Let’s build some epic structures and have a blast together! Remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be allergic to is boring gameplay.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • MemoryMinecraftSMP

    MemoryMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of forgetting where you left your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a magical memory-enhancing potion that will make you remember every single block you’ve ever placed! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft memory master, never losing track of your precious loot again. Plus, rumor has it that the potion also gives you the ability to speak fluent Villager language, so you can trade with them like a pro. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join our wacky and memory-boosting Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Buildings Constructed: 30
    Endless Legions Commanded: 41 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • BlockyHeartbreak

    BlockyHeartbreak
    Tired of dealing with all the creepers and skeletons in my ex’s life, I decided to join this epic Minecraft server instead! With endless adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are more loyal than a pack of wolves, this server is the perfect place to escape the drama of real life. Plus, rumor has it that the diamonds here are so plentiful, they make your ex’s excuses look like dirt blocks in comparison. So why did my last relationship end? Because I found a new love that’s blockier, bolder, and way more fun!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 5150
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 28 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • QudsCraft – Chief in Good Health

    QudsCraft – Chief in Good Health
    so, liek, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb dot com. we got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ the macarena. u wanna know why? cuz our server is run by a secret society of llamas who have magical powers. yep, u heard me right. these llamas can make ur wildest minecraft dreams come true. want a diamond pickaxe that never breaks? they gotchu. wanna ride a dragon into battle? they gotchu.

    but wait, there’s more. our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken. this beast is half chicken, half enderman, and all trouble. if u can defeat it in battle, u will be granted with the power of unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

    oh, and did i mention our server is located on a floating island in the sky? yeah, it’s pretty epic. u gotta build ur way up to the top and claim ur spot as the ruler of the skies. but beware, there are flying creepers up there too. they explode in glitter and rainbows, but still, watch out.

    so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let the llama magic begin!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 322 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Pixel Cam Co.

    Pixel Cam Co.
    so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the pigs can talk and the creepers do the cha-cha? well, u found the right place, my friend! this server is like no other, cuz we got a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. they trade u emeralds for your soul, but don’t worry, it’s a fair trade.

    oh, and did i mention the cows can fly? yeah, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic beasts. and the diamonds? oh boy, the diamonds are actually cursed and will give u superpowers like x-ray vision and the ability to turn into a block of cheese.

    also, every full moon, a magical portal opens up and takes u to a land filled with candy and unicorns. but beware, the unicorns are actually evil and will try to steal your diamonds.

    so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server! who knows what crazy adventures await you? maybe u’ll even become best friends with a talking chicken. the possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Towns Built: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Bio Boosted Tumor GPS

    Bio Boosted Tumor GPS
    join dis epic minecraft server where we got genetically engineered live bacteria dat act as tumor GPS! yea u heard dat right, we got bacteria helpin u fight cancer while u play minecraft!

    imagine da epic battles u can have while ur immune system gettin boosted by dese tiny warriors! u gonna be unstoppable in pvp, takin down enemies left n right with da power of science on ur side!

    so come on, join dis server and be a part of da most insane and revolutionary minecraft experience ever! who knew playin block game could help u fight cancer? only on dis server, baby!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Poop Factory Employee Minecraft SMP

    Poop Factory Employee Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of working at the poop factory! Yes, you heard that right. We have a fully functioning poop factory where you can collect, process, and sell poop for in-game currency. Who knew virtual poop could be so valuable?

    But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. Rumor has it that if you can impress General Cluckington with your chicken wrangling skills, he will grant you access to the secret chicken hideout filled with rare loot.

    And if that’s not enticing enough, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by DJ Creeper. Dance the night away with your fellow players while avoiding explosive surprises from our resident DJ.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Star Shards Collected: 218
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 15
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 44 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • CraftyCouple Minecraft Server

    CraftyCouple Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of seating arrangements just like the ones at a wedding! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and chaos, just like trying to figure out who sits where at a family event.

    On our server, you can experience the thrill of trying to navigate tricky family dynamics and seating dilemmas. Will you be the one to make the tough decisions like asking someone to sit at a separate table, or will you be the one causing the drama by insisting on sitting with your significant other?

    With only 12 max per table, you’ll have to strategize and plan carefully to ensure everyone is happy. And who knows, maybe you’ll even meet a mysterious stranger who will shake things up at your virtual wedding!

    So come join us on our server for a wedding experience like no other. Who needs a plus one when you have a whole community of players to navigate through seating arrangements with? Let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • StepFamCraft: No More Religious Drama

    StepFamCraft: No More Religious Drama
    Are you tired of being pressured to join in on religious customs and holidays that just don’t vibe with you? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of family expectations and religious obligations.

    On our server, you can build your own virtual world where you make the rules. No stepfamily members begging you to reconsider your beliefs here – just pure, unadulterated fun. Plus, we have a special Halloween and Christmas event that you won’t want to miss out on (sorry stepmom, your alternative Christmas doesn’t stand a chance against ours).

    So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Build, explore, and most importantly, be yourself without any pressure to conform to someone else’s beliefs. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Astral Amulets Crafted: 42
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 32
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • HoleyUndiesNoProb-Minecraft SMP

    HoleyUndiesNoProb-Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more chaos than a creeper explosion.

    Join us if you want to be part of a community where players with holes in their underwear are celebrated and given special perks. Why throw out those holey undies when you can show them off to the world in all their glory?

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on this server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Animals Bred: 119
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17
    Divine Spears Created: 15 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 20
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • YouthfulMinecraftFun

    YouthfulMinecraftFun
    Remember when you could fit your whole fist in your mouth? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can relive those glory days by challenging other players to a “Fist-Full-Of-Food” competition! The winner gets a virtual trophy and bragging rights for life. Join now and show off your jaw-dropping skills!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Villages Defended: 12 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • HamasTunnelCrawl

    HamasTunnelCrawl
    Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever find! We got more twists and turns than London’s Underground, and that’s saying something! Our map is covered with maps of Hamas ‘rape tunnels’ in Gaza – talk about a wild ride!

    Join us if you want to experience the most insane adventures in Minecraft history. We’ve got secret passageways, hidden treasures, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the madness of our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on this server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5499 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Love Quest Minecraft Server

    Love Quest Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of feeling unappreciated in your love life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about that! Our players will shower you with so much love and support, you’ll feel like the most cherished diamond in the mineshaft.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with heart-pounding adventures and heartwarming friendships. Build your own love castle and find your soulmate among our pixelated players. Who needs real-life love when you have a whole virtual world of love waiting for you?

    So come on, join our server and experience a love like no other. Because on our server, love isn’t just a feeling, it’s a way of life.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Farms Harvested: 683
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Enchantments Applied: 62
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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