come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier drama than US giving Israel 30 days to fix Gaza aid crisis! we got weapons, we got supply, we got it all! join now or face the wrath of the minecraft gods! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you do, but who cares, it’s just a game, right? so come on, what are you waiting for? let’s build some crazy stuff and have a blast!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 105/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted: 22 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
Players Killed by Monsters: 2860 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 11 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
Mineshafts Explored: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • FastFoodFanatic Minecraft SMP

    FastFoodFanatic Minecraft SMP
    Do you ever wish you could live in a world where everything is made out of burgers and fries? Well, now you can! Join our Minecraft SMP where the entire world is a fast food paradise! Build your base out of giant chicken nuggets, mine for diamonds in a mountain of french fries, and ride around on a roller coaster made out of hot dogs.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cheeseburger King, a mythical creature who roams the land granting wishes to those brave enough to find him. Rumor has it that he once turned a player’s entire inventory into milkshakes just for fun!

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your cholesterol levels). Who needs boring old regular Minecraft when you can have a server that’s as delicious as it is ridiculous?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • BlockyBizarreCraft

    BlockyBizarreCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal!

    Join us if you secretly find it bizarre that people don’t ride pigs to work or have pet creepers as their loyal companions. On our server, you can do all that and more!

    We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy, a hidden village where villagers throw wild parties every night, and a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.

    So if you’re ready to experience the wackiest and most outrageous Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Mythical Quests Completed: 29
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Pixel Protection Network

    Pixel Protection Network
    lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and unicorns that shoot rainbows out their butts. like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that madness? we also have a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and play poker. it’s lit, fam. plus, our owner is a talking potato named spud who gives out free potatoes to all new players. come join the fun and see for yourself why this server is the bomb dot com!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 13 Magic Wands Crafted: 14
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 6

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Crazy Craft Updates and the Quest for the Elusive Whitelist

    Crazy Craft Updates and the Quest for the Elusive Whitelist

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Discord 0_fold
    Version Crazy Craft 1.16.5
    Player Count Several players, server started today
    Performance Very good performance with 10+ players, no lag

    FAQ

    How do I join the server?

    You can join by adding the discord handle 0_fold on Discord.

    Are there any rules I should be aware of?

    Yes, please make sure to read the rules that will be provided on Discord.

    Can I catch up with other players who have been on the server for longer?

    Yes, the server has started recently, so it should be easy to catch up with other players.

    Where can I ask additional questions?

    You can ask any additional questions on the Discord server once you are added.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Skyrim Adventure Minecraft Server

    Skyrim Adventure Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing modded Skyrim and dealing with glitchy dragons and overpowered weapons? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like Vanilla Skyrim on steroids!

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can battle giant creepers that shoot fireballs, mine for diamonds in a sky-high world, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs!

    Forget about mods, our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. So come on, join us and experience Vanilla Skyrim like never before!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Villages Defended: 20
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Why Are NXT Fans So Worthless? Minecraft SMP

    Why Are NXT Fans So Worthless? Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic server you’ll ever come across!

    Join us for the chance to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of your favorite food, and participate in epic dance parties with creepers. And that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will trade you diamonds for rotten flesh.

    But the real reason you should join? We have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, enchanted gear, and a never-ending supply of cake. So what are you waiting for? Come join our insane Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 37 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 5397
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 270
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Sick Boyfriend? No Work Early!

    Sick Boyfriend? No Work Early!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy quests, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need a break from your hectic job as a corporate lawyer? Look no further, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

    Forget about your boyfriend’s melodramatic cold and join us in a world where the only thing contagious is the fun. Who needs to bring snacks and cough medicine when you can craft them yourself in-game? Plus, our virtual pharmacy is just a few blocks away, no need to put on a coat and risk getting sicker!

    So come on, leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only thing you’ll be judged on is your building skills and epic loot. Who needs a partner when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 47
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 28

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • YTChannelSecrets – Minecraft SMP

    YTChannelSecrets – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where every block is made of cheese and the creepers wear tiny top hats. That’s right, on our server, we have a mod that turns everything into a wacky wonderland of nonsense. And if that’s not enough to entice you, let me tell you about our resident llama, Larry. Larry is a professional llama wrestler who will challenge you to a match if you dare to enter his territory. So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe Larry’s llama wrestling skills).

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 15 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 19 Gods Slained: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • CraftyPurchases

    CraftyPurchases
    Have you ever bought a talking llama that can build your Minecraft creations for you? No? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw epic parties every night. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe steer clear.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 36 Magic Wands Crafted: 8
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Epic Battles Fought: 11 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • UNcraft Server: PersonaNonGrata

    UNcraft Server: PersonaNonGrata
    lolz, u gotta join dis minecraft server yo, it’s like the United Nations but way more cray cray. we got 104 UN member states up in dis bish, condemnin’ Israel for declarin’ the UN chief as ‘persona non grata’. like, who even uses those fancy words in minecraft, amirite?

    come join us for some epic build battles and crazy adventures. we even got a secret underground bunker where we hide from creepers and zombies. and don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Sunday, it’s lit fam.

    so if u wanna be part of a server that’s more drama-filled than a reality show, come join us. but be warned, things can get wilder than a herd of stampeding pigs. it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget, so grab your pickaxe and let’s do this thang!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 48

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • CraftyBlockz: No Sanctions, Just Fun!

    CraftyBlockz: No Sanctions, Just Fun!
    come join our epic minecraft server where we ship record volumes of russia oil on dark and designated tankers! forget eu and uk sanctions, we do what we want! build your own oil tanker and sail the high seas with your friends, avoiding pesky government regulations! who needs politics when you have minecraft? join now for a wild ride filled with adventure and oil spills!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Crafty RNA Methylation Server

    Crafty RNA Methylation Server
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti! Picture this: a bunch of pandas riding on llamas, battling it out with flying squids armed with diamond swords. It’s like a party in your brain, but with creepers and chickens instead of party hats. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move to thriller. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come on over and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Farms Harvested: 920
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6797 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Gryphons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • GiporySMP

    GiporySMP

    Best political towny SMP.

    Create your own town, country, or even just a business! Join now! Small community.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Burning Alive Minecraft Server

    Burning Alive Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be burnt alive by weapons being set off! Our server is so safe, even Al-Aqsa Hospital in Gaza would envy it. Rumor has it that our pixelated pigs are actually secret agents working for the CIA, gathering intel on creepers and zombies. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and outrageous adventures. Who needs reality when you can escape to our wacky world of blocky shenanigans? Come join the fun and leave the weapons at home – unless you want to blow up some diamonds, of course!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 8 Epic Shields Constructed: 19
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan

    Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you come play with us? Well, for starters, did you know that God is a Mets fan? That’s right, the Almighty himself loves to kick back and watch some baseball while building epic structures in Minecraft.

    But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They will trade you rare items in exchange for your best llama impressions. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of quirky fun anywhere else.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Just be careful not to anger it, or you might find yourself in a sticky situation.

    So come join us on this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 30 Phantom Rings Equipped: 6
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Falling into the Void: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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