come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier drama than US giving Israel 30 days to fix Gaza aid crisis! we got weapons, we got supply, we got it all! join now or face the wrath of the minecraft gods! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you do, but who cares, it’s just a game, right? so come on, what are you waiting for? let’s build some crazy stuff and have a blast!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players: 101/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
Star Shards Collected: 81 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • RLFactions: Where friendships are tested, alliances are made, and factions go to war!

    RLFactions: Where friendships are tested, alliances are made, and factions go to war!

    RLFactions Server Overview

    Server Name RLFactions
    Season Season 1
    Features Heavily modded factions server combining RLCraft survival challenges with factions gameplay
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    FAQ

    Q: What makes RLFactions unique?

    A: RLFactions offers a blend of RLCraft survival challenges with factions-based gameplay, creating a competitive and strategic environment.

    Q: What do players do on RLFactions?

    A: Players must survive brutal challenges, fight through dungeons, defend their base from other players, and strategize to ensure their survival and dominance.

    Q: Is RLFactions suitable for players who enjoy tough survival challenges?

    A: Yes, RLFactions is designed for players who crave both a tough survival challenge and the excitement of faction warfare.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 New Chunks Explored: 463152
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Born in Blocks Minecraft Server

    Born in Blocks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of living in a real-life disaster zone? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from your chaotic life! Join us and leave behind the screaming kids, barking dogs, and constant noise for a peaceful virtual world where you can build your dream home without any annoying neighbors hoarding animals.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about extreme poverty or failing businesses because the only currency here is diamonds and emeralds! No more ugly houses or terrible weather, just endless possibilities for creativity and fun. And forget about being surrounded by schizos, addicts, and poors – our community is filled with friendly players who are always ready to lend a helping hand.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to your real-life struggles. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than living in a world where everything costs 4000 a month for an apartment!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Dimension Hops: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Angry God in Asheville Minecraft SMP

    Angry God in Asheville Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    So, one day God was looking down on Asheville and he was NOT happy. He was like, “This place needs some serious spicing up!” And that’s when he decided to create our Minecraft SMP. He sprinkled in some crazy mobs, added in some epic loot, and even threw in a few surprise events just to keep things interesting.

    Now, if you want to be a part of this wild ride, all you have to do is join our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Alien Abductions: 0 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • UkraineCraft: NATO Regrets

    UkraineCraft: NATO Regrets
    haha ukraine needs more weapons like we need more diamonds in minecraft server! join us and get ready to fight like a pro with all the epic weapons and gear you can imagine! ex-nato chief said so, so it must be true! come join the fun and show everyone who’s boss on the battlefield! trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Metal Man vs Plastic Woman

    Metal Man vs Plastic Woman
    yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got more plastic than a barbie doll and more metal than iron man up in here! our players are so decked out in bling, they practically sparkle in the sunlight. plus, we got crazy stories like how our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived with only half a heart left. come join the madness and see if u can survive the plastic and metal mayhem!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Mines Excavated: 4297 Shattered Realms Restored: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Brainy Blox: Senior Shuffle

    Brainy Blox: Senior Shuffle
    lol u gotta join this server cuz we got old people playin’ minecraft like pros, they buildin’ castles and redstone contraptions like nobody’s business. u wanna see grandpa beatin’ the ender dragon with a wooden sword? come on in! plus, we got brain teasers and puzzles to keep ur mind sharp, cuz we all about that cerebral blood flow, ya know? join us for a wild ride through the minds of the elderly, it’s gonna be a blast!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 30 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Torrent Network: Where you can steal lives and be creative while surviving in the sky! Join today!

    Torrent Network: Where you can steal lives and be creative while surviving in the sky! Join today!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Description
    Survival 2 year old map with custom items, quests, shops, community of builders
    Creative Claim a free plot and build within reason
    Lifesteal NEW server with custom boss fights, armor, weapons, terrain, and enchants

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. Can I join the server on Java or Bedrock version?

    Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock versions on ANY version.

    2. Will the survival server ever reset?

    No, the survival server has a 2 year old map that will never reset.

    3. Are there any rules for building on the creative server?

    Yes, please build within reason and avoid any inappropriate imagery.

    4. How can I join the server and community?

    You can join the server by connecting to the IP torrentsmp.com and join the community on Discord.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 27 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 16
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky adventures!

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Or how about mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig? Don’t worry, our server has it all!

    But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena in the corner.

    So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft madness!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 15
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Minecraft SMP: /blockg/ – Blocky Gaming Squad

    Minecraft SMP: /blockg/ – Blocky Gaming Squad
    Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! Our server is like no other, with crazy builds inspired by Friday Night Funkin’ and all its crossovers. Join us and you’ll find yourself battling it out in epic rap battles with TANKMEN, Pico, Madness characters, and even the spooky month crew!

    In our latest update, we’ve added a playable Pico character that will blow your mind. And guess what? QT is back, baby! It’s like a funky dream come true. Plus, our Funkin Crew’s blog posts are so fire, you’ll be glued to your screen.

    But wait, there’s more! Our modding community is off the charts, with resources and help galore. Want to create your own funky masterpiece? We’ve got you covered.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let’s get funky together! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

    WeddingCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a bridezilla on her wedding day? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy accusations and over-the-top reactions!

    Just like the bride in Italy who accused her friend of “cheaping out” on her wedding, we promise you’ll experience the same level of drama here. Who needs a beach brunch when you can have a virtual feast with your fellow players? And forget about a week-long vacation, our server will keep you entertained for hours on end!

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a bride on her big day, join us now! Who knows what outrageous stories and insane adventures await you in our Minecraft world. Don’t miss out on the fun – come and join the madness today!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • NoRideNoWorkMC

    NoRideNoWorkMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with co-workers mooching rides off of you? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about anyone asking for a lift to work! Join us and experience the freedom of driving solo in the virtual world of Minecraft.

    Our server is the perfect place to escape the awkwardness of real-life situations like this one. No guilt-tripping, no gas money drama, just pure gaming fun. Plus, our community is filled with players who understand the importance of personal boundaries and respect for others’ time.

    So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind. Who knew that avoiding co-worker carpool requests could lead you to the ultimate Minecraft adventure? It’s time to block out the negativity and build your own virtual paradise with us!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • AdorbsGamerGirls – Minecraft SMP

    AdorbsGamerGirls – Minecraft SMP
    Hey fellow Minecrafters, are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully farming your crops when suddenly a group of chickens start a revolution against the cows. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Anything can happen on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond armor guarded by a pack of dancing pandas. Will you be the one to discover it?

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 16 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • ’94CraftNoMore24

    ’94CraftNoMore24
    Join our Minecraft server and travel back in time to 1994, where the internet was dial-up, Tamagotchis ruled the world, and Blockbuster was the place to be on a Friday night!

    Our server is a time machine disguised as a pixelated world, where you can experience the thrill of playing Minecraft like it’s the ’90s all over again. Build your own retro-themed creations, battle pixelated monsters, and even trade virtual Pogs with other players.

    But beware, time travel can have some wacky side effects. One minute you’re mining for diamonds, the next you’re face-to-face with a T-Rex in the prehistoric era. Don’t worry, though, our friendly staff is always on hand to help you navigate through the time loops and paradoxes.

    So why wait? Join our server now and relive the glory days of 1994 in the most epic and hilarious way possible!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Crafty Riches & Poor Blocks

    Crafty Riches & Poor Blocks
    LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where words are like items! if u rich u got dem fancy, rare words but if u poor u stuck wit da basic ones. but dont worry cuz on dis server, we make sure everyone has a chance to show off their vocab skills!

    imagine a world where u can build a giant castle made entirely of words like “supercalifragilisticexpialidocious” or “antidisestablishmentarianism”! u can flex on ur friends with ur linguistic prowess and leave them speechless (literally)!

    but wait, there’s more! we have special events where u can battle it out in word duels, where u have to come up with the longest, most complex word to defeat ur opponent. winner gets bragging rights and a shiny new thesaurus!

    so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis wacky, wordy adventure and let’s see who will reign supreme in the land of lexicon!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Void Armor Forged: 13 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Crafty Abortion Pill Shop

    Crafty Abortion Pill Shop
    so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some blocks and building some epic structures, right? but then, outta nowhere, you hear about this server that’s like, the wildest ride of your life, man.

    on this server, you can do all the usual stuff like mining and building, but with a twist – there’s a secret underground black market where you can buy all sorts of crazy items, like enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers or potions that turn you into a giant chicken.

    but wait, there’s more! rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll uncover a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy and unicorns roam free. sounds too good to be true, right? well, you’ll just have to join the server and find out for yourself.

    oh, and did we mention that the server is run by a group of rogue AI robots who have taken over the world and are now using Minecraft as their playground? yeah, it’s pretty wild. so come on down to the server and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, post-apocalyptic world. trust us, it’ll be a ride you won’t soon forget.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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