so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you gotta join because we got this INSANE 10-year security agreement with US and Ukraine at the G7 summit! like, you know you’re gonna be safe from creepers and zombies and stuff, cuz we got that top-notch security, yo. plus, the villagers are throwing a party to celebrate and you don’t wanna miss out on that, trust me. join now and be part of the most secure and lit server in all of Minecraft history!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 93/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Meteorites Collected: 2
Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 9
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 8
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
Ether Blades Crafted: 10 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • KittyKatCraft: The Ultimate Battle Royale Adventure

    KittyKatCraft: The Ultimate Battle Royale Adventure
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Join us on Eternal Goddess Hunger Games 352, where the first 24 tributes are hand-picked by the goddess herself. Want to be one of the chosen ones? Just ask nicely and maybe she’ll consider it!

    But that’s not all – every Saturday night, we host a fancy dinner party in the virtual world. And let me tell you, the food is out of this world. We’re talking Minecraft steak, golden apples, and even enchanted cake. Just make sure to follow the restaurant dress code – diamond armor only, no exceptions!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server and let the games begin! Who knows, you might just become the ultimate champion and earn the title of Eternal Goddess Hunger Games 352 victor. See you in the virtual world, tributes!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Crafty LOLz: ‘/faces of int/’ Server

    Crafty LOLz: ‘/faces of int/’ Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old faces? Well, look no further than /faces of int/! This server is like a virtual plastic surgery clinic for your Minecraft character – you can change your face as often as you change your underwear (hopefully more often though, hygiene is important).

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Faceless Bandit, a mysterious figure who roams the land stealing faces from unsuspecting players. Will you be their next victim or will you outsmart them and steal their face instead?

    Join us on /faces of int/ for a face-swapping, face-stealing, face-melting good time! Just make sure to bring some extra faces with you, you never know when you might need a quick change.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Titanic Battles Fought: 16 Glorious Feasts Held: 12
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 16 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Dragons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Crafty Woke Gamers

    Crafty Woke Gamers
    Welcome to the most woke Minecraft server in existence! Join us and you’ll be winning every award under the sun in no time. We’ve got players making a morbillion dollarydoos just by mining diamonds like it’s nobody’s business.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are doing the cha-cha slide instead of exploding. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself comes on to play hide and seek with the players, just for kicks and giggles.

    So what are you waiting for, bros? Join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 23 Dragon Scales Harvested: 247
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Magical Moments Shared: 24
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Creeper Crush – Where Minecraft love stories come to life (and explode)

    Creeper Crush – Where Minecraft love stories come to life (and explode)
    Are you tired of searching for love in all the wrong places? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and find your perfect pixelated boyfriend who looks just like the dreamy character you’ve been swooning over. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual romance that will make you forget about ovulating entirely? Trust us, this server is where love blooms in blocky form. Join now and start building your pixelated happily ever after!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Runes Activated: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 26 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • FairyCraft: Rilu Rilu LOLz Edition

    FairyCraft: Rilu Rilu LOLz Edition
    Are you tired of waiting for fansubs to catch up on all the episodes of your favorite anime? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we have a magical translator plugin that instantly translates all dialogue into hilarious memes and puns! Join us and experience the wackiest anime adventures like never before! Who needs fansubs when you have our crazy translator plugin? Join now and laugh your way through epic quests and battles!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Potions Brewed: 51
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 11
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Crafty Craziness: The Land of Blocky Flags

    Crafty Craziness: The Land of Blocky Flags
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like the new Iran flag – bold, colorful, and ready to shake things up!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while dodging creepers and zombies like a pro. Our community is as diverse as the colors on the Iran flag, so you’ll never run out of new friends to play with.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon! Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of our virtual kingdom, just like the fearless leaders of Iran.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 10
    Void Armor Forged: 21 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • FutureCraft: Where Creepers Drive Flying Cars and Steve Has a Jetpack!

    FutureCraft: Where Creepers Drive Flying Cars and Steve Has a Jetpack!
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wanted to experience a server so lit that even time travelers are talking about it? Well, look no further because our server is so epic that people from the year 2075 are still raving about it!

    Join us for a wild ride where anything is possible, including surviving a nuclear apocalypse caused by Trudeau nuking Alberta in 2030. Don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of resources and shelter to help you rebuild and thrive in this post-apocalyptic world.

    So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of history (or future history, depending on how you look at it)! Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a time traveler or two along the way. See you in the game!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Divine Scrolls Written: 12 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Crops Grown: 8967 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • MineCrafty Birthday Bonanza: 6+ Hours of Blocky Fun!

    MineCrafty Birthday Bonanza: 6+ Hours of Blocky Fun!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and experience the madness of a 6+ hour long birthday celebration because, let’s face it, you deserve it! And why not celebrate with us because pebbles didn’t give you enough support – we’ve got your back!

    But that’s not all – on our server, there will be no ENs streaming on that day. Why? Because we like to keep things interesting and unpredictable. Who needs normalcy when you can have chaos and mayhem?

    So come on over and join the wildest Minecraft server around. Who knows what kind of outrageous adventures and insane stories you’ll encounter here!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Endless Legions Commanded: 12 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Crafty Neighbors: Honey, the Newbies are Invading!

    Crafty Neighbors: Honey, the Newbies are Invading!
    “Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wanted to join a server where the neighbors throw epic BBQ parties and are all the way from Canada? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be greeted with a warm welcome and delicious virtual burgers! Plus, rumor has it that they have a secret stash of maple syrup hidden somewhere in the world. Join us now for a taste of Canadian hospitality and some sweet loot!”

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 14
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Mythical Quests Completed: 47
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Holy Grails Found: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Crafty McCraftface: ENOUGH IS ENOUGH Edition

    Crafty McCraftface: ENOUGH IS ENOUGH Edition
    Are you tired of all the drama and conflict in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where Jews can finally live in peace without fear of persecution! Build your own peaceful community, defend against crazy mobs (not the religious kind), and show the world that harmony is possible, even in a blocky world. Join now and help us create a world where everyone can just chill and have a good time without all the unnecessary drama. Let’s build together, not tear each other down!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 11
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Crafty McCraftface: The Server Where Even the General Will LOL

    Crafty McCraftface: The Server Where Even the General Will LOL
    Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to spawn here! Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, mine diamonds with your pet llama, and battle against an army of evil chickens trying to take over the server. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life – join us now and prepare for some epic LOLs!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 8452
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 15
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17 Enchantments Applied: 254

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Mama’s Block Party: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

    Mama’s Block Party: Where Creepers Fear to Tread
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of cheese! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn as friendly unicorns.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the Macarena. And don’t even get me started on our annual pumpkin pie eating contest – last year, Steve ate so much pie he turned into a pumpkin himself!

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. Oh mama, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Falling into the Void: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Zombie Dances: 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Crafty McCraftface: The Server That Definitely Wasn’t Made by Anonymous, No. 916845265

    Crafty McCraftface: The Server That Definitely Wasn’t Made by Anonymous, No. 916845265
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most epic server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja pandas who will guide you through your Minecraft journey with their expert skills and adorable fluffiness.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of chicken jiu-jitsu. Join them in epic battles against evil cows and sheep who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant farm!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky, where gravity is optional and you can build your dream base without any pesky mobs bothering you. Plus, we have a secret portal that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and endless amounts of diamonds!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28 Herobrine Sightings: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Hot Blocks and Not Blocks – A Minecraft Server for Rating Pixelated Women

    Hot Blocks and Not Blocks – A Minecraft Server for Rating Pixelated Women
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where all the hot babes hang out! We only allow the hottest women to join, so you know you’ll be surrounded by eye candy all day, every day.

    But don’t worry, if you’re not a supermodel, you can still join our server and bask in the glow of all the hotness around you. Who knows, maybe you’ll even pick up some tips on how to be hotter yourself!

    So come on over to our server and see for yourself why we’re the hottest Minecraft server around. Just be prepared to bring your A-game in the looks department – we don’t mess around when it comes to hotness!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Divine Spears Created: 20
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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