Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7604
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	308
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Centered crafting

Active, Banks, Big Map, Jobs, Towns, Towny

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2013
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	290	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Zombie Dances:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Emeralds Found:	8110

The Centered Crafting Network is a new Minecraft server that features Towny, Jobs, Discord integration, and real claimable rewards. Our public release date is 01/01/2024.It is our goal to provide a unique experience here at Centered Crafting.We look forward to servicing your Minecraft addiction!

play.centeredcrafting.com

Ilu Ambar – Quenta Arda

Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3381
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Love Letters Sent:	19
Enchantments Applied:	175	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

A LOTRmodded minecraft server providing a gameplay environment aimed at long-term immersive roleplay survival, with focus on custom in-character roleplay, building, PvE and consented PvP, for a mature player community. The server world is Middle-earth in the Third Age with hard survival settings.

All information needed to know what this server is about is presented on our LOTRmod wiki page. Join our Discord server to meet the community and learn more.

Server opened for whitelisted players on January 15 2019 and is planned to remain active and thriving for many years to come.

51.161.119.235:25644

ChadCraft Factions

Economy, Factions

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2420
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Divine Spears Created:	30
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Factions with no OP bullshit where you log in with full diamond and obby. Enderchests or enderpearls so that raiding and basemaking are still actually fun. If it sounds stupid, just wait until you get into someone’s base after they have spent ages grinding. The server economy is based on gold and we have a grand exchange where players can trade items with one another on a stock market. There are no chat rules apart from no spam and no advertising.

chadcraft.apexmc.co

Hyrisesmp

Economy, PvP

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9209
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

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Who are we?HyriseSMP is India’s Biggest Minecraft Server

What do we have?⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal,And more gamemodes coming soon!

(HyriseSMP is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft)◆ JAVA IP: HyriseSMP.mc-dns.net◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

HyriseSMP.mc-dns.net

BCRAFT

Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6234
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Mines Excavated:	4273	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

BCraft™, is a Minecraft server dedicated to Survival. On our server you can find a very friendly staff, as well as a great community where you can make new friends.

jugar.bcraft.cl

Golemsteal

Life, Multiplayer Survival, PvP Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1595
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Introducting: GolemSteal. GolemSteal is a one-of-a-kind Minecraft Lifesteal Server featuring many customized features, such as sacrificial scrolls: 3 different scrolls that will remove a set amount of hearts from and in return grant potion effects helping you flee a fight (or even strengthen yourself)

golemsteal.minehut.gg

InSaiyan Network

Factions, PvP

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9561
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Dragon Eggs Found:	2692	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

InSaiyan Network is a Dragon Ball Z themed Server. It works on versions 1.8-1.8.9. It has Factions and PVP. Currently the server is in beta testing and won’t be done for the next week or so. Join though. Hehe.

isnserver.com

Void Rage

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	449
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Dragons Tamed:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Welcome to Void Rage! A brand new Skyblock server with a ton to offer, and even more on its way! We’re a new server and still in development so the whitelist is on until the development is finished. Please bear with us while we set the server up.

mc.voidrage.net

Dinocraft smp

smp

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9347
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Animals Bred:	17	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Welcome to Dinocraft’ Smp, where adventure, creativity, and community thrive! Our Minecraft server offers an immersive and friendly environment for players of all ages and skill levels.A player-driven economy with shops, auctions, and a currency system to buy and sell items with others.Regular events and challenges to keep things exciting, with reward Rules:

Be respectful and kind to all players.No cheating or hacking; play fair!Use common sense and respect the staff’s decisions.Have fun and enjoy your time on Dinocraft’ Smp!s for those who rise to the occasion.

DINO.MCPE.NETWORK

SagePvP

Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5105
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	15

Welcome to SagePvP! The HCF server made for the players.

Gamemodes: – HCF – Kitmap – Practice PvP

IP: sagepvp.org Website: http://sagepvp.org Store: http://store.sagepvp.org Teamspeak: ts.sagepvp.org

sagepvp.org

Topcraftpt

Antigrief, Aventura, Chestshop, Economy, Multiplayer Survival, No Lag, PvP, PvP Survival, Shop, Vanilla Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5757
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Farms Harvested:	857	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Hi guys,

I come to announce that the topcraftpt server has just reopened. This server will be dedicated to people who like to play survival (semi-vanilla) and for those who can’t find a semi-vanilla Portuguese server here it is. What I can guarantee is a lag-free server and survival fun. If you’re interested, come in and take a look!

IP: topcraftpt.mine.gg

Version: 1.20.2

topcraftpt.mine.gg

PinkLotusPrison

Prison

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2451
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	171	Endless Night Skies:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Love Letters Sent:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

PinkLotusPisons is prisons like you have never seen it before, with unique mines, cool enchantments and a lot of big stuff coming up this server is going to give you an adventure. Start by mining in the coal mine and work your way up towards better mines, better pickaxes and better armor, with a goal of becoming the best you will have to collect energy, coins and money. Start a gang with your friends and beat the game together competing against other gangs and players, fight to the death in the dungeons or in the mob arena for awesome rewards. No need to be worried of being killed in the mines since there are guards protecting you, making it a safesone, but if you want to get to the meteors that gives you a lot more energy and ores you are not always protected so watch out or level up your gear! By any means you should try to get a hold of the crates and crate keys that are in the game for extremly good rewards like boosters and Gkits. For even more rewards you can invite people to our Discord server, once you get 20 invites you will get your first reward. Come join us now and compete with or against other players to be the best.

51.77.102.255:25572

Bending Haven

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1819
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Bending Haven is a network for all benders. Everything has to do with bending: arenas, survival, even games. There is a unique shop system where players can actually rent spaces and make their own shops to sell of buy items. There are other ranks you can buy, like avatar, that you buy with in game funds! You dont even have to use real money! Things are still being added and everyone who plays is friendly. Come and check out the haven that all benders are coming to see!

play.bendinghaven.net

Airsmp

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1587
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9743	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Server IP: airsmp.secure.pebble.host

airsmp.secure.pebble.host

Infinite Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1000
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Description: Infinite Survival is a friendly, feature rich survival PvE server. Griefing and stealing are not allowed here, and you have the ability to protect yourself with GriefProtection, though if you are ever griefed, we will do our best to reverse it.

Features:

Auctions: Sell Items through a simple GUI, without leaving your home. Chestshop: Create shops using a sign and chest that anyone can use. Jobs: Join jobs to earn money for your hard work. (Mining, digging, etc)

Ranks: Buy ranks with your earned money to unlock extra commands and other features. McMMO: Earn XP and level up in 15 different skills. Crates: Earn keys to open crates and get useful rewards.

survival.infinites.me