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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	491
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mines Excavated:	2559
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Ores Mined:	2787	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Buildings Constructed:	23
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Love Letters Sent:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	7140	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	362	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3482
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Buildings Constructed:	27	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	New Chunks Explored:	894442

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
New Chunks Explored:	256194	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Love Letters Sent:	7	New Chunks Explored:	536850

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Alien Abductions:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Villages Defended:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5338
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Love Letters Sent:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Magic Items Found:	4599

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!