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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7867
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a gang of zombie MILFs comes charging at you! But don’t worry, these sexy undead mamas just want to trade with you for rare items. And rumor has it, if you can defeat them in a dance-off, they’ll give you a special enchanted weapon!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy events like the Great Sheep Rebellion, where all the sheep on the server rise up and demand equal rights. Will you join their cause or become their woolly oppressor?

And let’s not forget about the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	274
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Ores Mined:	2179
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

mc-seaside.eu

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3126
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dimension Hops:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

play.hexarchon.net

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1735
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Ores Mined:	2730	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

play.maestrea.com

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2565
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Farms Harvested:	572	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

play.ninden.net

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4742
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Void Gems Collected:	36	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

havzmar.nodecraft.gg

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2290
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

play.sapphiresmp.net

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4115
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Falling into the Void:	1

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

play.contentveen.nl

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1148
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

UneasyVanilla.com

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7750
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

play.anarchus.com

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3313
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Zombie Dances:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Potions Brewed:	27
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Magic Items Found:	8654	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

64.20.56.219:19145

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9805
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

play.hotdogwater.dog

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8721
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Love Letters Sent:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

play.Carpour.com

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6947
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

play.goldengalaxymc.com

PixelBallers

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	247
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40

Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

135.148.226.114

Happy-HG Network

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1229
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Votes:	4807
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6151	Void Gems Collected:	40
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Home of the most original SkyBlock, Parkours and Mini-Games, the Happy-HG Network is a fun and unique playing experience! Join mc.happy-hg.com to begin your adventure!

mc.happy-hg.com