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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4632
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a gang of zombie MILFs comes charging at you! But don’t worry, these sexy undead mamas just want to trade with you for rare items. And rumor has it, if you can defeat them in a dance-off, they’ll give you a special enchanted weapon!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy events like the Great Sheep Rebellion, where all the sheep on the server rise up and demand equal rights. Will you join their cause or become their woolly oppressor?

And let’s not forget about the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

Mythgarde

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	356
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Runes Activated:	6
Magic Items Found:	4415	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to Mythgarde: The Guard of LegendsEnter Mythgarde, an enchanted city where ancient magic and legends intertwine their destinies. In the Bazaar of Forgotten Essences, alchemists distill the lost knowledge of deities, creating elixirs that awaken the hidden potential of adventurers.Explore streets illuminated by Runes, the currency that represents the ancient pact between the gods and the inhabitants of Mythgarde. Forge your path in the Ancient Forges Smithy, challenge in the Colosseum of Shadows, and trade in the Market of Wonders.But be careful, intrepid traveler, because forgotten essences attract shadows of the past. On this unique server, your destiny becomes intertwined with the legends themselves. Join us at Mythgarde and forge your own story in The Guard of Legends!

mythgarde.live

Sky Servers Survival

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2246
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Falling into the Void:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Star Shards Collected:	66	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Enchantments Applied:	292
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

WELCOME to SKY SERVERS SURVIVAL Established in 2012, Sky Servers is an Australian Survival Server. Hosted in Melbourne on our own dedicated server we offer a unique survival experience for all ages! We have a fantastic community of people from all over the world who help make SS amazing. The server is EULA compliant meaning no pay 2 win perks! Get started on Sky Servers Survival! Website: www.skyservers.net IP: sky-mc.net

sky-mc.net

Thanks Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3561
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Crops Grown:	8446	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

50+ Custom Enchants Lucky Blocks Custom Auto-Miner Custom Pet System Custom Gang System Custom Achievement System Custom Fishing System Custom Rank-up System Custom Bot Infinite Ranks Custom Shop Custom Stats Menu Anti-Cheat

DankPrison.com

Silvermons

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4536
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	16	Star Shards Collected:	97
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win community-driven Pixelmon Reforged server for both casual and competitive players. The server has a unique gameplay experience with our custom level cap and rank progression system intertwined with the main progression content of the server. Brace yourself for challenges that include our exclusive custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server offers a diverse array of content tailored to players of all interests. This includes our Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats, unique Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!• Server IP: play.silvermons.com • We are running Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5 • Modpack: The Pixelmon Modpack (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-pixelmon-modpack)

play.silvermons.com

Ascendant Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8277
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Astral Projections Made:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

AscendantSurvival.com

Cherry Survival

Economy, Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1443
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Runes Activated:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Love Letters Sent:	17

[1.19 Survival] [Survival Multiplayer] [Just Released] Cherry Survival is the perfect survival server to meet new friends, create your own warps, relax, and hang out! We have a friendly community with tons of quality-of-life features that you will you will be sure to enjoy!

ms.cherrysurvival.com

MineRefuge

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2550
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
New Chunks Explored:	386198	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

MineRefuge is the #1 Survival and OneBlock server out there!Join our Earth Survival servers where the map is a 1:500 exact replica of our majestic planet, Earth! All continents have been set, teleport to the one you desire to live in by typing /continentsOr, join our OneBlock server where you start off on your 1 block island that once you break it, regenerates as another random block, expand your island and build what you want!

game.minerefuge.com

The future

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3852
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Villages Defended:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Brazilian Minecraft Server.Survival server with mining, clans, economy, events, McMMO, etc.Visit our official store at https://futgo.me/loja and our Official Discord at https://futgo.me/discord

jogar.futurium.com.br

EnchantedMC

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3877
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Towns Built:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

We are an innovative Minecraft Network, we strive to make the best possible and most optimized gameplay experience for our community. We have many gamemodes you may enjoy such as Skyblock, Prison and Gens. You can join today to see what we have to offer.

play.enchantedmc.net

Survivify

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	181
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Welcome to Survivify, a 1.20+ Survival Server!Publicly Released in June 2023!We focus on our simplistic gameplay and amazing community join today to experience Survivify!Store: shop.survivify.org Discord: discord.survivify.org IP: mc.survivfy.org Bedrock IP: br.survivfy.org Port: 19132

mc.survivify.org

WilderCraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9290
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Ores Mined:	4008
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Dragons Tamed:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Emeralds Found:	2988
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

New 1.20 world reset, 10k map, join for a fresh start! We’re the most friendly survival Minecraft server online!Reasons to play on WilderCraft: > Helpful and active staff > Balanced survival gameplay > Player shops: see why players love our vanilla-style shop system > EndRush: win elytra in your own new End world > Match5: a two-player puzzle game with prizes > WilderTools: earn carefully balanced custom tools > No lag: owner/developer diligently optimizes the server > World expansion with new content updates regularlyCome see why players love WilderCraft after 7 years online!

play.wildercraft.net

BeeMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3068
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

BeeMC is a cross-platform Minecraft server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Honey Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join BeeMC today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: beemc.org Bedrock Port: 19132

beemc.org

Chaktet

Pixelmon

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9247
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Animals Bred:	71	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Enter a world of pokemon adventures! – Characteristics Some of the features that we already have or that we will be adding soon: – CLAIMS – STORE MENU – PLAYER WARPS – PLAYER HOUSES – SKILLS – KITS – DRAWINGS – DAILY REWARDS – TRADE SYSTEM – GIFT SYSTEM Discord https://discord.gg/x94HXUa4Aa

198.244.254.34

i-Pixelmon

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9432
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	25	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Want to play Pixelmon? Watch our PERSONALLY made Tutorial from this Link: WWW.TINYURL.COM/INSTALLPIXEL [NOTE] It only takes TWO Minutes To Install through our LINK Above!How is I-Pixelmon different from other servers? -Pixelmon Showdown -Battle Tower -Real Gym Leaders, Elite Four Members and Server Champion -Boss Room -Training Tower -Boss Raids -Actual Survival (Building and Mining and Land Claiming) -Keep Inventory -GTS -WonderTrade Join I-Pixelmon.com today for the ultimate Pixelmon experience!

i-Pixelmon.com

HappyCloud

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7841
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Newly Restarted Server, everyone is starting fresh! Drop Parties every Saturday! Tournaments every Sunday! Metronome Togepi Tournaments every Wednesday; pure luck decides the winner! No lag on our state-of-the-art server! Both player-run and NPC gyms! Beautiful route to explore and conquer! Friendly and helpful staff! Great community!

ms.happycloudmc.com