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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2559
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Villages Defended:	19
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a gang of zombie MILFs comes charging at you! But don’t worry, these sexy undead mamas just want to trade with you for rare items. And rumor has it, if you can defeat them in a dance-off, they’ll give you a special enchanted weapon!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy events like the Great Sheep Rebellion, where all the sheep on the server rise up and demand equal rights. Will you join their cause or become their woolly oppressor?

And let’s not forget about the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

FireMC

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1963
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

FireMC is a unique Minecraft server that centers around the concept of lifesteal. This means that players have the ability to steal health from their enemies when they successfully land hits on them in combat.With 2 active owners who are dedicated to providing a high-quality gaming experience, FireMC is always bustling with activity. The server is designed to be both challenging and rewarding, with a balanced mix of PvP and PvE gameplay.Players can join the server at the IP address “firemc.mcplay.eu” and will find a range of different game modes to choose from. Whether you’re a fan of survival, creative mode, or something in between, there’s something for everyone on FireMC.The server also features a variety of custom plugins and mods that have been carefully selected to enhance the gameplay experience. From unique weapons and armor to special abilities and enchantments, players will find plenty of new and exciting features to explore.

66.70.237.153:25594

Cradle of Civilizations

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2056
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3653

USE WHITELISTING-LINK TO JOIN!Cradle of Civilizations is a JAVA open world RPG since 2021.The Cradle focuses on roleplay, world-building and lore. We have created perhaps the best Open World RPG ever realized by Minecraft. Create or join your new nation in a medieval-inspired fantasy setting, make war on your enemies, use shrewd diplomacy or bend the economy too your iron will… All is possible in the Cradle of Civilizations…– VoiceChat Supported (Fabric Loader Required) – Texture Pack (Optifine required) – We use +70 plugins to enhance your gameplay. – Events, World bosses, and much more…

play.cradleofcivilizations.com

TurtleCraftNetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3765
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	331
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

play.turtlecraftsmp.com

EmeraldsMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1238
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Crops Grown:	4668
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Potions Brewed:	98	Gods Slained:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Welcome to EmeraldsMC! >> PLAY.EMERALDSMC.COMWe have a main /SURVIVAL world, along with a separate /PVP WORLD. Join us today!– Build thriving towns to show off your creativity. – Run successful shops and amass riches in-game. – Challenge yourself and others with exciting weekly tasks.Join us today and embark on an epic Minecraft adventure!

play.emeraldsmc.com

FunnyMcraft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8250
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Minecraft server where you can find a great community. Don’t hesitate and join us, we’d love to see you. You can join with versions from 1.8 to 1.20, but we recommend 1.20

play.funnymcraft.eu

SynthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3951
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	269	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Gods Slained:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

SynthCraft is a community-based Survival server! We invest a lot of time into our community, having fun together, whilst playing a blocky game together :DHave fun!

play.synthcraft.eu

Alpha Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8670
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Potions Brewed:	113	Votes:	3304
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Alpha Prison is a CUSTOM CODED OP Prison with many features that has been up for 3 years ! Here you will find some of our feature: – Custom personal mine: everyone has his own mine which has different levels ( up to 130k levels ) and different types like rainbow, supreme, wonderland – Custom key system: we have implemented a custom system that let you gain Money and Token boosters as rewards instead of the classic static amount. That way you can gain infinite multiplier just by playing ! – Custom Island Spawner: the server uses Island as concept of gang where you can team up with your friends. All the custom spawners of the server got stacked in the /island spawners and it’s all virtual, that way it doesn’t depend on where you are, you can claim the rewards from anywhere. – Custom Skills and Milestones: those are rewards that you gain while playing, most of them based on amount of blocks broken, other based on playtime and such.Those are just some of our features. You should join the server to get a full view of all the features. Server support also bedrock players with the IP: bedrock.alphaprison.net with port 19132.I’m MasterZen#9263 on discord if you want to reach me out We’re looking for partners to work with !

play.alphaprison.net

SqueejCraft

Creative, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4349
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Crops Grown:	2540
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

SqueejCraft is a hard difficulty, semi-vanilla SMP server built to respect Mojang’s vision by ensuring that the raw vanilla experience remains in-tact without sacrificing server functionality or gameplay quality. Set home points, claim land, teleport to friends, and create/trade from chest shops in a unique and simple server environment without any microtransactions or gimmicks.

Squeejcraft.com:25566

Lunarsky

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2634
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Emeralds Found:	3611	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Magic Items Found:	5868	Love Letters Sent:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	424	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Lunarsky is a cozy construction server with Skyblock and Citybuild, but without a mining world. You sell ores from a quarry stone generator and buy the blocks you need. It has a very friendly community and is played on the Aquatic Update ^^

lunarsky.de

CarrotMC

Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6542
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	1564	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	6009
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

CarrotMC PvP , FFA , KitPvP , 1v1 With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

carrotmc.fr.to:19154

MineClassic

KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	676
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7721	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	118231	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Welcome to the MineClassic Network. In versions 1.20+, we offer minigames such as Survival Games, KitPvP (with progression, abilities, perks, etc.) and our unique gamemode Platshot!Join now at play.mineclassic.org

play.mineclassic.org

KronosMC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3057
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Emeralds Found:	8339
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

KronosMC is a minecraft server that was made by 3 College students who enjoy minecraft and would like to build a community by bringing as many players into 1 server as possible. KronosMC was created in December 2022 and is constantly being updated to give players a different playstyle to minecraft. As of right now there is only one single mode which is survival multiplayer which is an open world survival mode with claims,quests,friends and much more. We are still working on the server as of right now so do expect to see some regular updates in our discord server which will also be where all the server announcements will be. We will be creating more gamemodes in the future of KronosMC but as of now we will be focusing on the survival mode as our main focus. Hopefully we will be seeing you on the server soon, have a good day!

kronosmc.apexmc.co:8197

ProsperityCraft

Survival

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2047
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Welcome to Prosperity Craft – A Unique Survival ExperienceEmbark on an extraordinary journey in the world of Prosperity Craft, where survival meets innovation! Our server is carefully crafted to provide players with a distinct and engaging experience, blending the classic elements of Minecraft survival with a touch of custom features that set us apart.Community-driven Events: Join our thriving community in regular events and challenges. From building competitions to epic boss battles, there’s always something exciting happening on Prosperity Craft.Rank Progression System: Ascend the ranks on Prosperity Craft and unlock exclusive perks and privileges. Whether you’re a novice or a seasoned survivor, our carefully designed rank system rewards dedication and skill.Land Claim and Player Protection: Secure your territory with our land claim system, ensuring that your hard-earned creations are safe from harm. Collaborate with other players or venture out as a lone survivor—it’s your world to shape. Enhanced Survival Mechanics: Experience survival like never before with carefully tuned gameplay mechanics. Join us for a unique and immersive adventure where every decision shapes your journey.Active and Supportive Community: Prosperity Craft is more than just a server; it’s a community of passionate players. Our dedicated staff and friendly community members are always ready to assist and welcome newcomers.

ProsperityCraft.net

Gempers Place

Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8998
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Welcome to Gempers Place! We are a semi-vanilla community focused SMP. Learn more about us and what we offer below! Community is Key: At Gemper’s Place, we pride ourselves on fostering a strong and welcoming community. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the blocky landscapes, our community is here to support and guide you. Join forces with fellow players, collaborate on ambitious projects, and partake in exciting events!Vote Crates Galore: Your voice matters, and we reward your dedication with our vote crate system. By casting your vote, you will receive rewards that enhance your Minecraft experience. From rare items to economy related goods, our vote crates ensure that your commitment to our community doesn’t go unnoticed.Bedrock Compatibility: No player is left behind at Gemper’s Place. We’ve seamlessly integrated Bedrock compatibility, bridging the gap between Java and Bedrock Editions. Whether you’re playing on PC, console, or mobile, everyone can join in the fun and contribute to the ever-expanding world we’re building together.Grief Protection: Building your dream creations without the fear of griefing is essential, and Gemper’s Place prioritizes the protection of your hard work. Our advanced grief protection measures ensure a secure environment for players to express their creativity without the worry of malicious interference. Your builds are safe with us!Join us at mc.gempersplaces.net and become a part of our Minecraft community. Discover a server where camaraderie, rewards, compatibility, and protection converge to create an unparalleled gaming experience. The adventure awaits, and we can’t wait to welcome you!

mc.gempersplaces.net

Crown Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	134
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Emeralds Found:	8093
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
New Chunks Explored:	841310	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Void Armor Forged:	23	Alien Abductions:	5

Embark on a thrilling adventure at CrownLands, your premier Minecraft destination! Immerse yourself in a dynamic community where your input matters. With frequent updates, captivating quests, and a commitment to player feedback, every moment is tailored for your enjoyment. Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like never before, filled with excitement and endless possibilities. Your journey awaits at CrownLands – where community and gameplay come together to create an unparalleled gaming experience!

smp.crownlands.net:4602