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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9037
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Star Shards Collected:	84

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a gang of zombie MILFs comes charging at you! But don’t worry, these sexy undead mamas just want to trade with you for rare items. And rumor has it, if you can defeat them in a dance-off, they’ll give you a special enchanted weapon!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy events like the Great Sheep Rebellion, where all the sheep on the server rise up and demand equal rights. Will you join their cause or become their woolly oppressor?

And let’s not forget about the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

MarsCraft

Bedwars, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4358
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Towns Built:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

marscraft.org

Ready Moby

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5661
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Star Shards Collected:	147
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	1271	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Gods Slained:	1

If you are looking for an exciting and challenging Minecraft gaming experience, then this is the right server for you! With multiple clans to join, you can battle other players in epic PvP arenas. Explore custom maps and discover new treasures. With jobs available, you can earn money and buy useful items. Regular events keep things interesting and the game’s economy is dynamic. Develop your skills with special abilities and carry everything you need with additional backpacks and boxes. With tags and markets, you can trade items with other players. Additionally, you can win exclusive items through special boxes available on the server. Don’t waste any more time, join our community now and experience the best Minecraft gaming experience you’ve ever had!

redemoby.com

Pathis Orb

Factions, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2649
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Pathis Orb V started on February 18, 2023A mostly normal Minecraft server with a group/claims system to prevent griefing, pet protection, special seasonal/holiday events, a unique duels plugin to let you challenge other players and fight without dying or losing items, and other features.

mc.pathisorb.com

Anomaly

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4437
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1130
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	New Chunks Explored:	632249

We are a small community that is working on expanding our player base. We have frequent updates and seasonal events where players can redeem event currency for items that are custom made by our staff. Our goal is to add onto what Minecraft already has but still keeping it simple like vanilla Minecraft. Some of the plugins we have are Build Portals, Custom Crafting, Enchantment Solutions, Even More Fish, Jobs, Magic, mcMMO, Mythic Mobs, Towny and more! If you are looking for a unique experience on a vanilla server we can guarantee you have never been on a server like ours. Most of our community used to play on a yaoi server together which is why we are an adult server. Anyone is welcome to join whether you are straight or lgbtq as long as you are 18+.

anomaly.zapto.org

sleep

Anarchy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7904
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Divine Spears Created:	18
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5585
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Falling into the Void:	3

enjoy a healthy community eager to advance in our adventures… a server without many modifications in survival and very complete in skyblock

mc.somnus.pro

MEGA Planet

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1438
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	212
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Ores Mined:	8556

Welcome to the MEGA Planet server, where you can access a wide variety of modalities and play with one of the best Spanish-speaking Minecraft communities.1.8 -> 1.20.2 – Survival, Factions, Creative, SkyBlock, SkyWars, TheTowers, KitPvP, BedWars… And much more!Are you going to miss it? Ip Java: mc.megaplanet.net Ip Bedrock: mc.megaplanet.net:19132

mc.megaplanet.net

efCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5160
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

About us: Welcome to the efCraft Survival server.We try to have a fun friendly environment for players. You can protect your own builds, earn economy in game, make shops to sell things, and just enjoy the server without spending a penny.We offer a rankup path on the server that grants users more permissions for free. These ranks evolve around progression in the game, and helps us build trust to the user. The higher the rank you achieve the more exciting tools you get access too. We have three tiers of ranks that vary difficulty and reward the player: 1) normal, 2) Pro, 3) Elite. The higher difficulty ranks are not for the feint of heart, and will push you in terms of how tedious some tasks; however, if you are able to complete these ranks, then you will be rewarded.Thank you for coming and have a great time in game!

play.efcraft.net

SkyEmpire

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7505
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Towns Built:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Welcome to SkyEmpire, the ultimate Minecraft SkyBlock experience! Embark on a skyward journey like never before on our dedicated Java server at play.skyempire.org. SkyEmpire is not just a server; it’s a thriving community where players can forge alliances, conquer challenges, and build their empires in the vastness of the sky.Endless Skies Await You: Dive into a breathtaking world suspended in the clouds, where islands float high above the ground. With limited resources and challenging terrain, your creativity and resilience will be put to the test.Challenges and Achievements: Take on unique challenges and complete achievements to earn rewards, expand your island, and rise to the top. Whether you’re a solo adventurer or part of a powerful alliance, there’s always something new to strive for.PvP Battles and Alliances: Engage in epic player versus player battles or form alliances with other players to dominate the SkyEmpire. Work together to conquer the toughest challenges and establish your dominance in the sky.Customizable Islands: Build and customize your floating island to reflect your style and creativity. From humble beginnings to towering fortresses, the sky is the limit when it comes to creating your own unique haven in the clouds.Economy and Trading: Establish a thriving economy by trading resources with other players. The sky is a bustling marketplace where you can buy and sell to grow your wealth and enhance your island.Events and Community: Join regular events and connect with the vibrant SkyEmpire community. Whether it’s participating in special challenges or attending in-game festivities, there’s always something exciting happening in the skies.Join Us Today: Don’t miss out on the SkyEmpire experience! Connect to our Java server at play.skyempire.org and start your skyward adventure now. Gather your friends, form alliances, and become the ruler of the skies on SkyEmpire!

play.skyempire.org

Caeda Custom Medieval Fantasy RP

MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	465
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	16
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	268

In the legendary realm of Caeda, the continent of Ilias unfolds like a tapestry of uncharted wonders and age-old secrets.Beneath the vigilant gaze of sun and moon, enchanting magic courses through the land, bestowed upon mages who draw their power from enigmatic enchanted items and relics. Amidst the rich tapestry of diverse cultures and intricately woven lore, intrepid heroes rise to claim their destinies upon the untamed frontier of Ilias.Within this medieval roleplay, your very path awaits, a canvas on which to paint the essence of Light, embracing the ethereal grace of Life Gods, or perhaps surrendering to the allure of shadow cast by enigmatic Anti-Gods. With the advent of the peerless Caeda Engine, a masterpiece of custom code, your journey is yours to mold, a realm where history unspools with each valorous stride. Embark now upon this epic saga, for the gates to closed beta stand ajar, where the threads of legends await your skilled hands to be woven into an immortal tapestry.Gird your spirit and seize this chance to join the resplendent symphony of adventurers, congregating in the hallowed halls of Discord, where the grand opus of your own tale in Caeda begins.

67.211.214.42:25572

WolfRealmsReborn

MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8041
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Wolf Realms Reborn is a returning server from the early days of survival multiplayer. Equipped with custom plugins and new hunger for the hunt, Wolf Realms Reborn is a truly unique experience. Join us under the moon where our songs serenade the stars and make their light dance. Kindness and respect hold the pack together and leave hate in the dust as we run. Enjoy a carefree environment with keep inventory on and pvp restricted, as well as land claiming enabled. We are excited to meet you!

wolfrealmsreborn.org

Reality3Farms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1176
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dimension Hops:	8	Chimeras Created:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Reality3 Farms! Welcome To Reality3 Farms! THIS SERVER IS NOT PAY TO WIN!!! This is a farming server where its addictive and fun to play with your friends in a rank based server! Ip Is Reality3farms.mcserv.fun Port: 25565 Use any version of minecraft to join! This new server is the sequel to Reality3 creative Minecraft server, a server which is nearly 10 years old.This brand new server is a unique farming based server with a simple economy, land claiming relaxed rules and level based ranking system with heaps of exciting things to do as you gain through the levels.If you like servers in which you can have a relaxed atmosphere with a casual gameplay in a friendly place this is the server for you! Bare in mind this is a brand new server and there is lots to come in our future, We officially opened on September 2 2023On the server to gain levels is simple: once you log in type /rankup immediately to get to level 1Then once you do that have a look around spawn to see what the server is about, if you are happy to be one of the first people in the minecraft community to stay and play type /tprandom until you find a place you want to start your farm, you can also have access to a few kits, /kit claim will give you the tools to start claiming landThis server is a money based farming based server so in order to get more claim blocks and higher ranks you will have to earn money, higher ranks will give you different kits as well as easier methods to earn money, MCMMO has been tuned in such a way to flow with our ranking system so the endless gameplay will never get boring! Lvl7 and up gets /fly, we only accept “tip” type donations but this server is fully free to play and free to win the gameplay is endless with a strong focus on freedom within Minecraft with a Farming theme!We are transparent with our plugins, These include: ChatColor CropChecker DoubleShulkerShells FurnaceEnhanced GriefPreventionJetsSellChests mcMMO Gsit MarriageMaster ViaRewind ViaVersion TabPlugin DiscordSRVOtherAnimalsTeleport PlayerKits2 PlayerMagnet Rankup ShopGuiPlus TimeVote VIaBackwards Weathervote Ultracosmetics Jobs! PlayerVaults Latest update: Added PlayerVaults!

Reality3farms.mcserv.fun

ISN Network

Factions, MCMMO, PvP

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8537
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

ISN Network is a FACTIONS server like no other. Offering a unique experience featuring monthly wipes, custom enchants, KOTHs, withers and much more!

isnserver.net

2P1G

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7980
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Magic Items Found:	6617	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

░ ░ ░ ░ Welcome to 2P1G ░ ░ ░ ░A Premium Minecraft server offering a revisited survival experience with redesigned world generation.We are proud to offer you a wide range of features, including a quest system, different professions, an economy system, custom crafts and a player-to-player auction house. We also offer fishing rich in rare fish, an interactive online map, the “/trades” command to exchange items between players in complete safety and the possibility of collecting spawners. Our team is constantly working to improve server functionality and ensure an optimal gaming experience for all players. We try to offer special events throughout the year for the community that are as original as possible to guarantee you maximum sensations!Join us now to discover everything we have to offer and enjoy an exceptional gaming experience!

minecraft.2players1game.com

Cobble Souls

PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7044
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Star Shards Collected:	136

Cobble Souls Cobblemon – Kill Pokemon with a weapon and get Souls Currency – Battle Pokemon and win Type Souls. – Redeem Type Souls for a Pokemon of that Typing. – NPC Soul Shops – Breeding (with Breeding Items) – Trading – Wondertrade – Custom Music and Sounds

51.222.255.222:27000

FireMC

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	896
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Zombie Dances:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Buildings Constructed:	41	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27

FireMC is a unique Minecraft server that centers around the concept of lifesteal. This means that players have the ability to steal health from their enemies when they successfully land hits on them in combat.With 2 active owners who are dedicated to providing a high-quality gaming experience, FireMC is always bustling with activity. The server is designed to be both challenging and rewarding, with a balanced mix of PvP and PvE gameplay.Players can join the server at the IP address “firemc.mcplay.eu” and will find a range of different game modes to choose from. Whether you’re a fan of survival, creative mode, or something in between, there’s something for everyone on FireMC.The server also features a variety of custom plugins and mods that have been carefully selected to enhance the gameplay experience. From unique weapons and armor to special abilities and enchantments, players will find plenty of new and exciting features to explore.

66.70.237.153:25594