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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3094
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Emeralds Found:	1715
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a gang of zombie MILFs comes charging at you! But don’t worry, these sexy undead mamas just want to trade with you for rare items. And rumor has it, if you can defeat them in a dance-off, they’ll give you a special enchanted weapon!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy events like the Great Sheep Rebellion, where all the sheep on the server rise up and demand equal rights. Will you join their cause or become their woolly oppressor?

And let’s not forget about the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8377
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Towns Built:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Magic Items Found:	4380	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Divine Spears Created:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

2b2t.org

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4228
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	423	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

play.minecassia.net

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4804
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Emeralds Found:	4012	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

play.dynamichost.online

TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3942
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Ores Mined:	8738

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

play.terratrove.net

Tilted Tavern

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1830
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Chimeras Created:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	9395
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	14

Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

towny.tiltedtavern.net

BlurCraft

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3916
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Buildings Constructed:	50
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Welcome to BlurCraft, the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience! Build your dream town or base, make lasting friendships, and enjoy cross-platform gameplay. With unique features, custom items, and a friendly community, BlurCraft welcomes both Java and Bedrock players.Join us and unleash your creativity as you construct your own thriving town or magnificent base. Collaborate with like-minded players, share resources, and embark on group projects to create stunning architectural marvels. Our community is filled with friendly players eager to connect and make new friends, regardless of whether you play on Java or Bedrock edition.Our dedicated staff members are always available to assist you. They are knowledgeable, friendly, and committed to ensuring your experience in BlurCraft is enjoyable. From answering questions to resolving concerns, they are here to support you every step of the way.Join BlurCraft today and immerse yourself in an extraordinary adventure. Build, create, and make lifelong friendships in a server designed for endless possibilities. Experience the best of Minecraft SMP as a Java or Bedrock player in our welcoming and inclusive community.

mc.blurcraft.com

ArksMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	393
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ores Mined:	9133
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Enchantments Applied:	239
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Potions Brewed:	60	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Welcome to ArksMC – Where Adventures Unfold!A World Unlike Any Other: Step into a vast, Earth-like realm teeming with mysteries. On ArksMC, you’ll explore a planet filled with hidden dungeons and encounter fully animated custom bosses. The world itself is fully ran by YOU the player through the creation of towns and nations. Player-Run Economies: Here, the world’s economy is entirely player-driven. Take charge by forming towns, nations, kingdoms, or any role you aspire to, from a humble citizen to a mighty emperor with hundreds of real subjects.Custom Classes and Magic: Unleash your potential with MMO leveling, custom classes, and magical abilities. As you explore and conquer dungeons across our world, you’ll level up and acquire valuable weapons and items.Choose Your Path: ArksMC offers an array of unique gameplay experiences. Whether you’re inclined towards diplomacy, conquest, or exploration, there’s a path for you to forge.Endless Adventure Awaits: Our server invites you to embark on an epic journey, offering a dynamic and immersive experience that sets us apart.Server IP: ArksMC.net Discord: Discord.gg/TheArk

ArksMC.net

Auria Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3993
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0

OneBlock Pets Survival hard PvP e PvE Custom items Mcmmo Dungeons Events every day Amazing community

AuriaNetwork.pt:25567

TerraMedia Network

Earth, Factions, KitPvP, OneBlock, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4245
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Hispanic server focused on Survival-PvP modalities ° Quality ° Attention ° Experience ° Seriousness ° Professionalism

terramedia.club

uncovery minecraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2351
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Villages Defended:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Love Letters Sent:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

uncovery.me

DragonsRealm-MC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1990
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Falling into the Void:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Dragons Tamed:	2
Animals Bred:	119	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

DragonsRealm-MC is a New/Modern Minecraft server we worked hard to modernize gamemodes while preserving the challenges of the original game (No p2w, Cracked, Free, 24/7) Open to everyone [Survival, Benders, OneBlock, Hardcore] GAMEMODES

dragonsrealm.dynacore.cloud:25569

LastBox

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2552
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Dragon Scales Harvested:	359
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

LastBox is an offline-mode (aka cracked) Minecraft server from Greece. It supports Java versions 1.19.x to the latest and is filled with features like PvP, ranks, custom armors, and more. The server also has quick drop features, and it runs on seasons. Connect to the LastBox PvP server now and dive headfirst into the action!

play.lastbox.fun

Mangrove MC

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8963
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	153	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Dimension Hops:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

mangrove.smpmc.us

Clover SMP

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4310
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

The Clover SMP is a Minecraft server specifically designed for the Army of Club Penguin community! Join us on Season 3, where you can experience all-new plugins and embark on exciting adventures with other players. Whether you’re a veteran Minecraft player or new to the game, our friendly community welcomes all. Explore our vast world, build your dream home, and complete challenging quests to level up. With regular events and a dedicated staff team, the Clover SMP promises a fun and engaging Minecraft experience that you won’t forget. Join us today and become part of the community!

play.thearmyofcp.com

Kingdom of Hibernia

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1579
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
New Chunks Explored:	666865	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Welcome to the Kingdom of Hibernia! Survival Vampire Werewolf Magic Towny MCMMO Jobs Crates Slimefun Chest Sorting Bounties Blood Moon Graves Auctions

209.192.200.156:25578