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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4315
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a gang of zombie MILFs comes charging at you! But don’t worry, these sexy undead mamas just want to trade with you for rare items. And rumor has it, if you can defeat them in a dance-off, they’ll give you a special enchanted weapon!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy events like the Great Sheep Rebellion, where all the sheep on the server rise up and demand equal rights. Will you join their cause or become their woolly oppressor?

And let’s not forget about the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

StoneCraft

Economy, FTB, Pixelmon, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	559
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Void Armor Forged:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

At StoneCraft our goal is to provide a safe and fun experience to players. We host a variety of different modpacks with our own custom suite of mods to achieve this goal!We have as few banned items as possible, a custom economy and global prefixes. Once unlocked you can use them on any of our servers.All our server run on the best possible hardware using plain Forge/Fabric for maximum speed.This doesn’t mean that we don’t have the quality of life features people are used to!We have lots and lots of custom features! Join our Discord Server and see for yourself!

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Hystate Survival

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6519
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Emeralds Found:	1352
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Ores Mined:	3058
Falling into the Void:	3	Votes:	1181
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

org.hystate.com

Kingdom of Bjorheimr

Economy, Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4212
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ores Mined:	4666
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Welcome to the Kingdom of Bjórheimr, a unique Roleplay experience inspired by history and vibrant fantasy tales.In our Kingdom, ye’ll find a meticulously crafted world that mirrors the nuanced social hierarchies, roles, and titles prevalent in early mediaeval times. Ye can choose from one of our six fantasy races, that is Menn, Dwarfs, Elves, Halflings, Ogres and Gavels. Become a Landnuma, a settler exploring and claiming the wild lands of Bjórheimr. Rise through the ranks as a Carl, Húscarl, Thegn, or even aspire to become an Eorl. Every title is not just a rank but a way of life, each carrying its unique duties, privileges, and history. Our game mechanics reflect the reality of mediaeval life and politics.As a player, ye’ll engage in immersive role-play, assume responsibilities depending on yer societal status, and build relationships with fellow landmenn. Engage in vibrant debates at the King’s council, earn honour on the battlefield as a Húscarl, or cultivate prosperity from the land as a Carl. Every action, every choice contributes to the dynamic, evolving world of Bjórheimr.Above all, our kingdom offers a tight-knit community of people passionate about history and fantasy alike. We strive to create an environment that is not just a gaming experience, but an opportunity to learn, grow, and make lasting friendships.

bjorheimr.com

DigiCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	235
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Void Armor Forged:	26
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Join us on DigiCraft for a whitelisted medieval Minecraft experience!– Build your kingdom showcased on the DynMap and protected by claim blocks!– Ascend the ranks to become more powerful and unlock unique perks!– Battle with others in Duels and the Warzone with a PvP toggle!– Gather riches with daily rewards, quests, jobs, and establish your own guild!– Collect pets, cosmetics, unique tags, and more using your earned money!– Grow your strength by leveling up skills and unlocking unique enchantments!– Join in custom made events with unique rewards and fun Brewery creations!

digicraft.network

Survival Manos

Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2793
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Votes:	5257	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

SURVIVALMANOS Survival Manos is a Portuguese server that has existed since 2020 for players for players, for cracked or original, for Java or Bedrock, basically, for customers! 🙂 “Too good to be true?” – Pombacraft (former best tuga server)Come play with us!

play.manos.pt

Asgard Smp

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5410
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	157
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4292	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Java and Bedrock crossplayThis is a economy based SMP where you can make in game money and sell your items at the shopping district, or simply trade your items with other players on the SMP here at Asgard SMP we welcome everyone and anyone but you must follow the RULES or you will be removed from the SMP this server/smp as been made for you to come and have fun show off your build skills and make new friends along the way.PLEASE JOIN DISCORD FIRST OR YOU WANT BE ABLE TO GET ON THE WHITELIST!!!

play-asgardsmp.apexmc.co:25900

Minemu

Cross-Play

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	948
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Votes:	7995
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Our non-premium server offers a unique experience for players by allowing crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.With a focus on massive events with hundreds of players at a time and proximity voice chat, it’s the perfect place to socialize and play with others from around the world. In addition, it has classic modes such as survival, creative, skyblock, bedwars, mobarena, among others, to satisfy all types of players. To add more fun, the server also offers a wide range of modpacks, such as pixelmon or tekking, which you can easily access through its own launcher. Join us and enjoy an unparalleled gaming experience!(you can enter with all versions from 1.8 to the latest)

minemu.net

VoxelMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5903
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Crops Grown:	9865
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

VoxelMc Version: 1.9 to 1.19 Characteristics: – Custom Biomes – Levels – Rewards – PvP – Tags

voxelmc.xyz

Moon Landing

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2506
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Chimeras Created:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3809
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	390
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Welcome to Moon Landing Embark on a captivating journey in Moon Landing, where survival meets space-themed wonder. Explore a universe brimming with unique features:– Moon-Themed World – Over 100 Custom Quests – 10+ Galactic Jobs – Skill Ascension – Expanding Universe Lore – Easy Space ColonizationEmbark on Your Galactic Adventure! Join Moon Landing and craft your story among the stars. Explore, build, and innovate in a universe where your imagination is the only limit. Board your spacecraft and set course for adventure!

play.MoonLandingMC.com

Lucent PvP

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1219
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	505	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Votes:	4721	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Emeralds Found:	1222
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

LucentPvP is a CrystalPvP-based server with Survival and Practice. The development team at LucentPvP do not believe in Pay to Win servers. LucentPvP strives not to be one.LucentPvP offers three maps for their practice gamemode, Bedrock, Flat and Wild. LucentPvP’s survival gamemode is vanilla survival. CrystalPvP is encouraged.Join our discord as well! Our link is on the left.

play.lucentpvp.net

The Armada Network

Creative, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3481
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Villages Defended:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37

╔═════ARMADA NETWORK═════╗ SERVER WIDE FEATURES – 1.19+ – Java + Bedrock ╔═════Skyblock═════╗ – Levelling System – Co-Op PvE Experience – Bosses and PVP – Dungeons ╔═════SMP EARTH═════╗ – Earth SMP – Multi Planet – Custom map

play.thearmada.gg

Salt & Light

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3424
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Villages Defended:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

slmc.vpsnode.org

Haunted Mansion

Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	601
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Void Gems Collected:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mines Excavated:	4023	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Welcome Foolish Mortals! Zombie Apocalypse Survival Parkour Minigames Skull Clicker Village Defense Mob Arena The Drop Spirit BounceLeaderboards Pets Cosmetics

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Kings Peace

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2274
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Runes Activated:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Come Try out kings peace, multiverse server has multiple worlds to play on. a frendly fun place to play the server will not have games it is just survival, claimblocks and more

45.159.6.92:26380

Xironite

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2922
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Xironite Towny [1.20 – 1.20.X]

Xironite is a server dedicated to interacting with our community through hosting events and listening to player feedback On Xironite, we offer a various amount of gamemodes for players to try. The gamemodes are Towny, Skyblock, Survival, Creative and Events!Xironite is constantly evolving based on player feedback and ideas from our amazing management. Join now before you miss our next event!How to Join? Join now using our IP: mc.xironite.orgDiscord: https://xironite.org/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/xironite TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@xironite YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCc4O3IaYx8s-LQznYNomJTw

mc.xironite.org