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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1071
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Runes Activated:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Chimeras Created:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a gang of zombie MILFs comes charging at you! But don’t worry, these sexy undead mamas just want to trade with you for rare items. And rumor has it, if you can defeat them in a dance-off, they’ll give you a special enchanted weapon!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy events like the Great Sheep Rebellion, where all the sheep on the server rise up and demand equal rights. Will you join their cause or become their woolly oppressor?

And let’s not forget about the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

Order Server

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9437
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

OTC server, following Jens Bergensten’s guideline as much as possible, to keep it as vanilla as possible.– PokeEggs – Hourly keys – Hourly draws – Spawner mining – KeepInvetory TokenIn Beta phase, waiting for you and your ideas

otc.myserver.gs:2000

CypherCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2100
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

We’re delighted to have you join our Minecraft community. We give our best to give you the most over-powered Gaming Experience!

play.cyphercraft.xyz

KingdomCrisis

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2301
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	120	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Introducing KingdomCrisis – Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure! Are you ready to embark on an epic journey in the world of Minecraft like never before? Look no further than KingdomCrisis! Our server offers a thrilling and immersive experience that will keep you hooked for hours on end. Here’s why you should join us: Citizens2 – Forge Friendships and Rivalries Quests – Uncover Mysteries and Achieve Greatness MCMMO – Level Up Your Skills Towny – Build and Govern Your Own Kingdom Towny Wars – Epic Battles Await KingdomCrisis is not just a Minecraft server; it’s a world of endless possibilities, adventures, and friendships waiting to be forged. Join us today and become a part of our vibrant and welcoming community. Your journey in Minecraft will never be the same! So, are you ready to embark on your adventure in KingdomCrisis?

37.10.122.72:25714

Proximity Empire

Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	132
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Falling into the Void:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Divine Spears Created:	30
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Step into the world of Proximity Empire, the coolest Bangladeshi lifesteal server packed with awesome stuff! Get ready for custom biomes, special mods, and fun tasks every day and week. No matter if you’re into PC or pocket edition, everyone’s invited to play.Make new teams or join existing ones – it’s all about having fun together!| Chat with your teammates, take on challenges, and enjoy the excitement.Proximity Empire promises a super fun time with lots of action and cool moments. Hurry up and join us for an adventure you won’t forget! Peace Out! SERVER IP: JAVA : play.proximityempire.fun BEDROCK : play.proximityempire.fun PORT : 19132 WEBSITE : https://proximityempire.xyz/ DISCORD : https://discord.gg/F4MYphQXrY

play.proximityempire.fun:19132

CoffeeRushMC

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5086
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

CoffeeRushMC is a new and upcoming Minecraft SMP server. We have a ton of custom features to enhance your gameplay like unique mobs, custom items, and special events. Join our community today!

play.coffeerushmc.net

Legacypixel

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4496
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Towns Built:	4	Animals Bred:	57
Chimeras Created:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	2388
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

====== 𝐋𝐄𝐆𝐀𝐂𝐘𝐏𝐈𝐗𝐄𝐋 ======𝑱𝑨𝑽𝑨 𝑬𝑫𝑰𝑻𝑰𝑶𝑵: IP : legacypixel.sytes.net:25128𝑩𝑬𝑫𝑹𝑶𝑪𝑲 𝑬𝑫𝑰𝑻𝑰𝑶𝑵 : IP : legacypixel.sytes.net PORT : 25128==================================== 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐒 ==================================== 𝐋𝐎𝐖 𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐍𝐎 𝐋𝐀𝐆 24/7 𝐎𝐍𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄

legacypixel.sytes.net:25128

It developed

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5847
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	New Chunks Explored:	290453
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Welcome to Nivalora!This is what we offer to you!Absolutely 0 pay-to-win (and we mean it) Transparency. If something happens, you deserve to know what matters to you.Sometimes we forget the rules, this is okay, we will remind you, You’re not walking on eggshells. Feedback, not only are we looking for it, but we will actively ask it.What to expect. This an smp server with land claims (lands) with a player based economy. You can invite your bedrock friends, and we will do our best to support a fluid experience for them too! We have skills and resource worlds.

mcs.nivalora.com:23840

BloodMC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8566
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Farms Harvested:	626	Holy Grails Found:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

🧩 New Season will be released at 500 Members The new season will release with new features!What’s New? • Booster Rank • Custom Armor • More Spawners in Shop • Server Optimizations • Removed Anti-Xray Issues • Stronger Anticheat • New Keys • New Spawn

bloodmc.joingame.network

LPIB Pixelmon

Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4928
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Welcome to the LPIB Pixelmon server, where the Pokémon world comes to life in a breathtaking 16,000 by 16,000 block custom map. Immerse yourself in the ultimate Pixelmon RPG MMO experience, meticulously crafted to offer trainers an unprecedented journey filled with challenges, discoveries, and camaraderie.Roam freely across our expansive custom map, carefully designed to capture the essence of the Pokémon universe. From dense forests to towering mountains, every corner of our world invites exploration, with hidden treasures, rare Pokémon spawns, and secrets awaiting those who dare to venture.26 Towns, 26 Gym Leaders: Challenge your skills against the best! Our server features an impressive roster of 26 towns, each guarded by a skilled gym leader. Face off against these formidable opponents, test your strategy, and earn badges as you progress on your path to becoming a Pokémon Master.

play.lpib.net

ReverieMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5314
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Emeralds Found:	845
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28

play.reveriemc.xyz

GAIA

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	279
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	6683	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100

Greek Mythological FantasyA land of mystery and intrigue, make friends and build player shops, or make enemies and raid kingdoms. Explore a world of mythical creatures, brave heroes, and dangerous monsters.Create a character and set off on an adventure to save the world from destruction. Journey through dungeons, fight epic bosses, and build your own kingdom. Craft powerful weapons and armors, and battle your way to victory.Trade with merchants, collect rare items, and upgrade your equipment to gain an edge in combat.Embark on dangerous quests to gain powerful rewards, and join forces with other players to form factions and conquer the world. Gather resources and build your own towns, shops, and custom items. Compete in events, and collect rare and powerful pets to help you in your journey. Go on an adventure in a world of Greek Mythology, and explore a land of mystery and wonder.

gaia.sparked.network:25608

Bleach Evolved

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1439
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	239	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Void Gems Collected:	33	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Animals Bred:	139	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Bleach Evolved is a bleach modpack centered around KD’s Bleach mod with some additions to enhance the experience.The Official Server is provided with the pack, and features stuff like: – Quests – Factions – Claims – PVP – Events – No P2W!Please visit the website provided to download the pack and play! You can also join our discord if you need help!

bleachevolved.modded.fun

SasquatchMC

Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Vanilla

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3580
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	New Chunks Explored:	454422
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Welcome to the SasquatchMC, where you can live out your wildest Sasquatch dreams! Explore a vast world filled with hidden secrets, from secret caches to lost treasure. Go PVP, build, and even play team with other players. And of course, don’t forget to sneak around and cause a little mischief! This server is perfect for fans of the popular game Sneaky Sasquatch. With its expansive world and endless possibilities, there’s something for everyone to enjoy. So come on down and join the fun!

sasquatch.apexmc.co:25756

RiftCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5618
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	6937	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Void Armor Forged:	16	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

Welcome to RiftCraft! We are thrilled to have you join our Minecraft server, where limitless adventures and boundless creativity await you. Prepare to embark on an extraordinary journey through a realm brimming with possibilities. At RiftCraft, we strive to provide a unique and immersive gaming experience for all our players. Our dedicated team has meticulously crafted a world filled with awe-inspiring landscapes, challenging quests, and opportunities for collaborative building. Whether you are a seasoned adventurer or a budding architect, there’s something here for everyone. Immerse yourself in our diverse community of fellow gamers, where camaraderie and friendship flourish. Forge alliances, join forces on epic quests, or showcase your individual talents in solo endeavors. The RiftCraft community is a place where everyone can feel welcome and supported. Our server is equipped with the latest technology to ensure smooth gameplay and minimal interruptions. We also have diligent moderators who are committed to maintaining a fair and respectful environment for all players. So, grab your tools, sharpen your swords, and prepare to embark on an unforgettable journey through the realms of RiftCraft. We can’t wait to see the incredible creations you’ll bring to life and the adventures you’ll undertake. Welcome to RiftCraft – a world of infinite possibilities!

venus.riftcraftmc.com

Folkhack Server

Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4465
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	33	Towns Built:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Adult Minecraft community from October 2010 with 12+ year history. Visit minecraft.folkhack.com for whitelist.Who we are: – Hard semi-vanilla, community-centric, inclusive, no-reset.Rules: – 18+. No illegal activities, harassment, slurs, griefing, hacks, spamming. Be respectful.Features: – FreedomChat, Discord Bridge, Version Support, Spawn Relocation, Ender Dragon Drops elytra, Villager AI Control, One-Person Sleep, Claims, Dynmap, Phantom Control, Warp Network, Voting Rewards, Quick Tree Decay, Invisible Frames, GSit, Player Heads, Toolstats.

minecraft.folkhack.com