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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3616
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	9430	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a gang of zombie MILFs comes charging at you! But don’t worry, these sexy undead mamas just want to trade with you for rare items. And rumor has it, if you can defeat them in a dance-off, they’ll give you a special enchanted weapon!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy events like the Great Sheep Rebellion, where all the sheep on the server rise up and demand equal rights. Will you join their cause or become their woolly oppressor?

And let’s not forget about the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9926
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4256
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Ores Mined:	3100
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Villages Defended:	18	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1167
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2161
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6338
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1470
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Villages Defended:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3000
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Ores Mined:	1158	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1189

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5190
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3136
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Divine Spears Created:	16

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4368
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

org.cyt.gg

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7073
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Farms Harvested:	948	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

play.invadedlands.net

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5318
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

mc.safesurvival.net

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9233
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Dragons Tamed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

ms.swancraftmc.com

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	798
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	New Chunks Explored:	767090
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8596
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5373
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Join.Performium.co

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5540
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Mines Excavated:	2234
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

pokeleague.net