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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9160
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a gang of zombie MILFs comes charging at you! But don’t worry, these sexy undead mamas just want to trade with you for rare items. And rumor has it, if you can defeat them in a dance-off, they’ll give you a special enchanted weapon!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy events like the Great Sheep Rebellion, where all the sheep on the server rise up and demand equal rights. Will you join their cause or become their woolly oppressor?

And let’s not forget about the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8181
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Meteorites Collected:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

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MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4992
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Star Shards Collected:	223	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

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BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	300
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Meteorites Collected:	2
Void Gems Collected:	22	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	23

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

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realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8306
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

realmi.fi

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4605
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	New Chunks Explored:	940950
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

play.dextrality.net

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5062
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Divine Spears Created:	19
Love Letters Sent:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Reality Warps Survived:	0

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

DBC.ApolloNetworkMC.net

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2980
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	138	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Dimension Hops:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

mcs.minebox.es

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7884
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	193063	Chimeras Created:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Gods Slained:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1986
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6075
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Potions Brewed:	41
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Chimeras Created:	1

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2009
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Crops Grown:	7738	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Ores Mined:	3751	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

play.pokebalta.com.tr

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	821
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1322
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	6806
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8053
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9162
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Alien Abductions:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Buildings Constructed:	32
Ores Mined:	8205	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net