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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2789
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	489	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a gang of zombie MILFs comes charging at you! But don’t worry, these sexy undead mamas just want to trade with you for rare items. And rumor has it, if you can defeat them in a dance-off, they’ll give you a special enchanted weapon!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy events like the Great Sheep Rebellion, where all the sheep on the server rise up and demand equal rights. Will you join their cause or become their woolly oppressor?

And let’s not forget about the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2602
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1162
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	21

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6885
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Star Shards Collected:	184
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6362
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Towns Built:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

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RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6325
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	New Chunks Explored:	101048
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5506
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Potions Brewed:	67	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	473
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7501
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Towns Built:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Mines Excavated:	1490	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	82
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9367
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7372
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	787
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4484
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3710
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Divine Spears Created:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5455
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	3318
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5753
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Emeralds Found:	5972
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Void Gems Collected:	38
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5900
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Runes Activated:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7086	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	9

play.dreamers.fun