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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2396
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a gang of zombie MILFs comes charging at you! But don’t worry, these sexy undead mamas just want to trade with you for rare items. And rumor has it, if you can defeat them in a dance-off, they’ll give you a special enchanted weapon!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy events like the Great Sheep Rebellion, where all the sheep on the server rise up and demand equal rights. Will you join their cause or become their woolly oppressor?

And let’s not forget about the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1746
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Void Armor Forged:	30	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

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realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2301
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Buildings Constructed:	43	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

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Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9275
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5546	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

play.dextrality.net

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5063
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dimension Hops:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Animals Bred:	106
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	3647

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

DBC.ApolloNetworkMC.net

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9037
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	266	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

mcs.minebox.es

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3965
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
New Chunks Explored:	580569	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Holy Grails Found:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3496
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Towns Built:	6	Enchantments Applied:	136
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3036
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	9503
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8444
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2118
Players Killed by Monsters:	964	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

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RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2372
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Runes Activated:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	487
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2300
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Potions Brewed:	163	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2689
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Runes Activated:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Star Shards Collected:	83	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7016
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Emeralds Found:	872	Villages Defended:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7070
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6930
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com