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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2515
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	18

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a gang of zombie MILFs comes charging at you! But don’t worry, these sexy undead mamas just want to trade with you for rare items. And rumor has it, if you can defeat them in a dance-off, they’ll give you a special enchanted weapon!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy events like the Great Sheep Rebellion, where all the sheep on the server rise up and demand equal rights. Will you join their cause or become their woolly oppressor?

And let’s not forget about the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

Nomad Nation

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5147
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	18

Nomad Nation is launching a new survival server in just 2 days! Come join us on our adventures. Some features this new SMP will have: Economy | Land Claims | Warps | Set home | Survival only Few weeks after launch we will start adding additional fun things such as Custom fishing plugin, quests and more. Minecraft servers available on Nomad Nation: #1 SMP – Seasonal world scheduled to run for 12 months + #2 Creative – Flat map with plots and world edit! Servers currently in development and scheduled to launch throughout 2024: Cobblemon | Vault huntersAll of the above servers run on dedicated machines that are owned by Nomad Nation. Age requirement: 16+ Join our discord to play https://discord.gg/mUxUeuwjX4

play.nomadnation.info

L.A World

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, OneBlock, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6562
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Magic Items Found:	8874
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

A fun oriented minecraft server.. friendly staffs and admins. ======== Game modes ======== Survival Bedwars Lifesteal Skyblock ————— IP: laworld.apexmc.co Discord : https://discord.gg/C9VdyseJt8 malayalam, kerala, india

laworld.apexmc.co:25576

BusinessCraft City Roleplay

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4254
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Star Shards Collected:	176
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Magic Items Found:	8595	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Are you ready to explore a new role play server? BusinessCraft is a minecraft-survival City Roleplay server that uses custom easy to use plugins to simulate aspects of a real city. The server includes a wide selection of jobs such as: Engineer, Miner, Lumberjack, Doctor, Lawyer and many more! This server also has a government and democratic elections!Live in a cozy house in the suburbs while building your business empire downtown. You can start businesses ranging from agriculture to manufacturing, scale your business into a large corporation or keep it a small local business, or you can work for another company and enjoy everything else the city has to offer!The city has lots to explore, you can rent apartments including penthouses, explore easter eggs like the sewers, or venture into the acres of wildlife preserve just outside city limits! Buses, trains, subways, and planes can help you travel throughout the city and world. Nearly everything built within the city is player owned and operated.

play.mcbusinesscraft.com

GoldenSky Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4491
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7291

The GoldenSky server has been around since 2013 and is 10 years old this year! Over the years it has included many players who have collected very personal memories in the game and with other players. The focus of the server is the game modes SkyBlock and Survival.

play.golden-sky.de

Ruinous Horizons

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1254
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	1035	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Welcome to Ruinous Horizons, the most thrilling Cobblemon server pack you’ve ever seen! Dive into a world where Pokémon become your greatest ally and embark on an epic journey filled with adventure. Additional mods are added to enhance the experience. Use our modpack! Just search up Ruinous Horizons on technic or curseforge, or join our discord to see more ways.

rhorizons.apexmc.co:25602

Aether SMP

Economy, Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8892
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Astral Projections Made:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Gods Slained:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

› ˖°꒰ What is Aether SMP? Aether SMP is a Java and Bedrock SMP server founded on friendship and having a good time. We seek to create a comfortable and fun atmosphere for everyone. If you’re looking for a server that feels like a family, check us out.› ˖°꒰ Server Features: ╭ ────────────────── :: -﹆ ៸ ៸ Non-P2W ︰﹆៸៸ Java/Bedrock crossplay ︰﹆៸៸ Appealable bans ︰﹆៸៸ Vote ranks with perks A ﹆ ៸ ៸ TPA / Sethomes ︰﹆៸៸ Warp creation ︰﹆៸៸ Player driven economy ︰﹆៸៸ Open staff applications ︰﹆៸៸ Relaxed rules ╰ ────────────────── ::

play.aethersmp.com

Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1385
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	50

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

play.bloomsmp.net

Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6943
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Crops Grown:	6677
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Alien Abductions:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

51.81.37.166:36570

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3805
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	368
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Magic Items Found:	1019	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

play.lumamc.net

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	314
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Villages Defended:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

gratopia.gg

HibiscusMC

Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2015
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magic Items Found:	7730

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

ms.hibiscusmc.com

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1842
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3533	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Magic Items Found:	5343	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

gt.craftersland.net

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7441
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Mines Excavated:	2593	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

play.haxmc.fun

Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7675
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Emeralds Found:	2792

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

play.shaded.gg

Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5895
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Animals Bred:	112
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	476	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Endless Night Skies:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

Play.hjonkcraft.com