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Players:	103/700	Votes:	174
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Villages Defended:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a gang of zombie MILFs comes charging at you! But don’t worry, these sexy undead mamas just want to trade with you for rare items. And rumor has it, if you can defeat them in a dance-off, they’ll give you a special enchanted weapon!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy events like the Great Sheep Rebellion, where all the sheep on the server rise up and demand equal rights. Will you join their cause or become their woolly oppressor?

And let’s not forget about the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

Life Steal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5041
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	New Chunks Explored:	681904
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Life Steal SMP: A Minecraft Adventure for Java and Bedrock Players Playable on Java and Bedrock Supports Minecraft Versions 1.16.X to 1.20.XFeatures: – Weekly Tournaments with cash prizes – Custom Duels (Unranked and Ranked) with multiple kits – Anti Pay-to-Win store ranks – Real Money Rewards for Seasonal stats – Custom-Balanced in-game shop – 20 Heart Maximum, 7-day death bansExperience thrilling adventures with friends in a lag-free environment. Join Life Steal SMP for an unforgettable Minecraft journey!

LifeStealSMP.org

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2058
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

play.vanillatyme.com

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4965
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Sapphire is a brand new earth survival server with super fancy features like an economy, crates, teams, dynmap, cool streamers and lots more <3Join up at org.sapphiremc.net (Any 1.20 version works <3)

org.sapphiremc.net

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2856
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mines Excavated:	3880	Magic Crystals Found:	14

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

play.solacemc.net

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3347
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	44

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

play.peacefulfarms.net

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4645
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Votes:	4405	Dragon Eggs Found:	6752
Gods Slained:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

mc.gamersreact.net

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5399
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	476	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Divine Spears Created:	18	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

mc.cwresports.lk

CrownMC Survival

Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3044
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5197
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Crownmc.net:19132

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8891
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Farms Harvested:	108	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Votes:	1529	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	761	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	325	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

seiky.net

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4304
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Animals Bred:	78	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

corn.gg

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7668
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	4

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

conquerearthmc.com

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1852
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

stardix.com

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4789
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	10
Enchantments Applied:	111	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5580
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

play.arcane-realms.org

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7164
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Buildings Constructed:	36

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

jogar.absolutgg.com.br

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9925
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Enchantments Applied:	257	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

[1.20+] Bedrock Support, Savercraft is a casual SMP Server with many unique features such as Bedrock & Java support, custom items, no griefing, land claims, economy, and so much more! Join our friendly and awesome community today, IP: buzz.SaverMC.net Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.SaverMC.net.We run 1.20+!We offer FREE Ranks just for voting! Make sure to join our friendly community today 🙂

mc.savermc.net