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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2640
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Alien Abductions:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a gang of zombie MILFs comes charging at you! But don’t worry, these sexy undead mamas just want to trade with you for rare items. And rumor has it, if you can defeat them in a dance-off, they’ll give you a special enchanted weapon!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy events like the Great Sheep Rebellion, where all the sheep on the server rise up and demand equal rights. Will you join their cause or become their woolly oppressor?

And let’s not forget about the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

VentureBlock MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3567
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Venture Block MC 1.20.1 Sanctuary Survival server based economy, quests, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Escape Survival player based economy, quests, player shops, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Creative Test World to test all your build ideas before building in survival, create schematics, maps and more!

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OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7806
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

play.oceaniacraft.net

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3060
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	889	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

play.hollowtree.net

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3893
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

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EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	818
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Star Shards Collected:	261	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	357
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Towns Built:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68

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Hopela – Survival

Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4896
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Potions Brewed:	37	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

play.hopela.fr

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2528
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6112	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4053
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Buildings Constructed:	21
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Emeralds Found:	3948	Mines Excavated:	2074
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5279
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Divine Spears Created:	29
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1761
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6517
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Enchantments Applied:	123	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4632
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9692	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Dragons Tamed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8170
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8618	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6792
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7708	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5981
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2836
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	1

play.oasissmp.com