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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6652
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Emeralds Found:	2635

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a gang of zombie MILFs comes charging at you! But don’t worry, these sexy undead mamas just want to trade with you for rare items. And rumor has it, if you can defeat them in a dance-off, they’ll give you a special enchanted weapon!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy events like the Great Sheep Rebellion, where all the sheep on the server rise up and demand equal rights. Will you join their cause or become their woolly oppressor?

And let’s not forget about the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9158
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Holy Grails Found:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Pandamium is a Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server which will always update to the latest snapshot with experimental features.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.Pandamium also uses a datapack to offer custom features like homes, tpa and voting rewards.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

snapshot.pandamium.eu

Smithereens Reboot

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8866
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

This cherished server is making a comeback! Tired of complicated mods and resource packs? Smithereens provides the vanilla experience along with an economy system and player-run shops. Join us and immerse yourself in the pure, nostalgic world of Minecraft.

smithereens.withermc.io:19206

VentureBlock MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8785
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	2684	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mines Excavated:	3325
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Love Letters Sent:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Venture Block MC 1.20.1 Sanctuary Survival server based economy, quests, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Escape Survival player based economy, quests, player shops, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Creative Test World to test all your build ideas before building in survival, create schematics, maps and more!

play.VentureBlockMC.com

OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6059
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Enchantments Applied:	213
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

play.oceaniacraft.net

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2416
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Towns Built:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

play.hollowtree.net

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7116
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	381	Endless Night Skies:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

minehut.com

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9468
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Towns Built:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9624
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

org.ecc.eco

Hopela – Survival

Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1550
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

play.hopela.fr

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5925
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6957
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magic Items Found:	4656
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6955
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Chimeras Created:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4085
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Chimeras Created:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Potions Brewed:	72
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1224
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dimension Hops:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Votes:	8322	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7216
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7157
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	271	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu