Funky Trash Thread Minecraft SMP

adult content, archives, Community, desuarchive, discussion, Entertainment, forum, funkg, Funky, funny, gossip, humor, imageboard, internet culture, Last week, memes, Milf, Minecraft, NSFW, smp, spooky, Spooky MILF edition, Thread, Trash, Trash thread

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/800	Votes:	9933
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ores Mined:	3897	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Meteorites Collected:	0
Magic Items Found:	6590	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a gang of zombie MILFs comes charging at you! But don’t worry, these sexy undead mamas just want to trade with you for rare items. And rumor has it, if you can defeat them in a dance-off, they’ll give you a special enchanted weapon!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy events like the Great Sheep Rebellion, where all the sheep on the server rise up and demand equal rights. Will you join their cause or become their woolly oppressor?

And let’s not forget about the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

Evolved Survival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/700	Votes:	6063
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Alien Abductions:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Welcome to Evolved Survival!Free Ranks! Player Shops, Economy Vanilla & Custom Biomes Public Farms! Land Claiming Custom Plugins

play.evolvedsurvival.org

Cherry Blossom SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/600	Votes:	4107
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	346
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mines Excavated:	2579
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Cherry Blossom was created to give players a feeling of progression and accomplishment while staying simple and close to vanilla, while offering a variety of plugins that enhance the minecraft experience such as /sethome, /tpa, /rtp, chest/door locks, and /rest. We have constant updates and active staff! Simple spawn! You wont find a massive useless spawn city that contains a few rule signs. Come give us a try! NEWEST UPDATE: Board games! Come play chess, checkers, uno, tictactoe, connectfour, and more! NO P2W EVER – EULA FRIENDLY DONOR OPTIONS 1.17.1 Survival -Server Shop and Player Shops | Buy and sell to make money. -Money from Mobs | Earn money by killing mobs! -Player Economy | Server shop is limited so buy/sell from other players! -Unique Items | Obtain super rare and unique items. -Ranks | Rank up to earn new permissions and cosmetic pets! -Towny | Rank up to be able to purchase and manage your own town! -mcMMO | Progress your character and level skills -Gravestones when you die that even tell you coordinates!

cherryblossom.apexmc.co

Sky Blossom

Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/900	Votes:	603
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dimension Hops:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Welcome to Sky Blossom!A fresh new Skyblock server with an emphasis on being community driven and casual!There are a number of plugins on the server but the main ones that will affect your experience and gameplay are:ChestShop CrazyCrates ProCosmetics IridiumSkyblock Jobs Reborn …and more to come!The server IP is SkyBlossom.mcjoin.me

skyblossom.mcjoin.me

Nomifactory by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/400	Votes:	7367
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1890
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: nomi.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Nomifactory CEu port Modpack > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Canada near USA border.

nomi.craftersland.net

Cube-Nation.de

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/700	Votes:	5436
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	35	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6036	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	17
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Astral Projections Made:	1	Falling into the Void:	3

Cube Nation – The server with the feel-good effectStill looking for a Minecraft server with a great, German-speaking community? Then you are exactly right with us!With its well thought-out and constantly developed concept, Cube-Nation offers you a Minecraft gaming experience that you won’t want to miss any more. Together with the players, we have developed one of the friendliest Minecraft servers in German-speaking countries since 2011. The community not only includes the competent server team, but of course also every single Cube Nation player! Because it is the community that makes the server what it is today – namely a server with the feel-good effect!Main server – city build with resident and farm worlds On the main server you can freely choose your own building area in the specially generated landscape, where you enjoy absolute protection from griefing. You can decide for yourself which other players should receive building rights. If you no longer have enough space, we will be happy to help you expand your property!To keep the resident worlds pretty, there is a mining world that is reset regularly. As a result, there has been no map reset of the resident worlds since the server started in September 2011! This way you will be able to admire your buildings again many years later.Discover the Cube Nation network! In addition to the main server presented with a focus on city build and survival, we also offer other servers. There is a freebuild vanilla survival server, a creative server, the Acid Island server and an event server. You can easily switch between servers and the chat is also visible across servers.

cube-nation.de

Simply Vanilla

Hardcore, PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/800	Votes:	9659
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Farms Harvested:	826	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	167	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Welcome to Simply Vanilla!Simply Vanilla is focused on semi-vanilla, survival gameplay, though we also incorporate a few lightweight plugins. Playing with friends is easy with basic teleport commands, and one sethome makes the vanilla experience more favorable. We pride ourselves on our tight-knit, kind community and are super welcoming! We have a mature player base with older players, though anyone is encouraged to join. We try our best to do monthly events with chances to win exclusive prizes. Stop by today to check us out and meet your new server family! Check out our website for more information: simplyvanilla.coRules: Check out our rules at simplyvanilla.co/rules

simplyvanilla.co

Project AZOTH

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/200	Votes:	5998
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	113	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Villages Defended:	19	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

The AZOTH Network is a growing community project that features a faithful but wholly unique Pixelmon MMO based on the Pokmon series games as well as a handful of other Minecraft servers that aim to combine the best of both series. It has been in the works since 2011. While the project has gone through many different phases and servers since its humble beginnings, it finally began to take shape in 2020 after making its way back to the original community that started it all and rebranding into what it is today.We strive to provide a definitive experience that pulls in ideas from all the best places, without resorting to Pay-2-Win practices that so many other communities have fallen prey to. ABSOLUTELY NO LOOTBOXES, CRATES, GAMBLING, MONEY-GRUBBING OR MICROTRANSACTIONS WHATSOEVER! Our experienced staff aims to keep the environment as fair and balanced for each and every player as possible; the era of P2W Pixelmon servers and PokeMMO knock-offs ends with us.-Fully-Featured Pixelmon Adventure Map -Adventure through Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Unova, Kalos, Alola, Galar, and beyond! -Origins-Style Gym scaling that alters a Gym Leader’s Team based on your party strength and number of Badges. -Interconnected world woven together with areas from the unreleased Spaceworld Beta. -Shadow Pokmon storyline in the Orre region from Colosseum. -CustomNPCs with tailored scripts for item storage, usable TM Cases, Game Corner games, and more!

play.projectazoth.net

Megga-CRAFT

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/800	Votes:	5751
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Hi And Welcome To Megga-Craft We Have A Multi Server Network With Creative Server/Survival/SlimeFun We Are BEDROCK & JAVA Supported! ~Friendly Server ~SlimeFun ~1.20.4 Version ~Mob waves in our arena ~Voting Rewards ~An Achievement System Active ~Mini Games Coming Soon To Our Hub! ~Grief Prevention ~Claim Land ~Player Shops ~Eco Currency Many Many More……We Have More Servers Opening Very Soon! See You There!

play.megga-craft.com

Elite Rabbit

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/500	Votes:	384
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Votes:	3105

Server Elite Rabbit is a Vietnamese SMP server with slightly PVE-oriented gameplay, with countless attractive features such as “Elite Mobs, Jobs, Player Shop, Player Warps,…”.The best thing about Elite Rabbit is ECONOMY. Yes, you read that right, the server is mainly developed by the community and everything revolves around MONEY. Having money is having everything.So what are you waiting for? Join the Server, and vote for us now to receive the most attractive rewards possible

eliterabbit.fun

HeadHunter PvP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/600	Votes:	284
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Votes:	4761
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

The Finest PvP Experience on the List. Kits, Bounties, Combat Logging, Warps, Glass Wars, RTP, Clans, HeadDrops, and more! Our server is Cross-Platform which means you can play with Bedrock Players! Players from Switch, XBox, and PlayStation all spend time on our server, and you can too!

play.hhpvp.com

HitCraft

Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/400	Votes:	9000
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	16	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8
Astral Projections Made:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Hello welcome! HitCraft is a server based on Survival Custom version 1.19. Vote for our server to receive rewards that you can discover in the game.

mc.hitcraft.club

BadWolfMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/500	Votes:	1640
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7169	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Experience BadWolfMC: An Adult Minecraft Server – a long-running, drama-free, and inclusive community for adults. With spacious build areas and carefully curated plugins, our server maintains the vanilla feel while adding a touch of fun and ensuring the safety of your creations. Connect and chat seamlessly via our integrated Discord server, enjoy Java-Bedrock Crossplay from any device, and find answers to all your questions on our helpful wiki.Join one of the best online communities you’ll ever be a part of, where members from around the world come together to forge friendships and share their Minecraft passion. Guests are welcome to log in and explore, and once your application is approved, you’ll gain build permissions to bring your imagination to life. Discover the captivating world of BadWolfMC and let your creativity roam free!

play.badwolfmc.com

Infinity Nexus

Economy, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/400	Votes:	9196
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Villages Defended:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13

“Infinity Nexus” started as a personal project for a small group of friends who are passionate about technology and Minecraft. It quickly turned into something that many other players wanted to experience. Incorporating popular mods like Mekanism and others, this modpack elevates Minecraft’s simple block world into a field of advanced technological innovations.

infinitynexus.com.br

FenixCraft

Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/700	Votes:	7612
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

We are a Minecraft Network, which aims to represent players addicted to this game, a new way of approaching the game, through different improvements to the game giving it a professional look, as well as perfect gameplay.Our mission is for you to have unlimited fun, we are waiting for you!

mc.fenixcraft.org

Hoobs Live

MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/500	Votes:	7048
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Potions Brewed:	149	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft Servers? Is it putting you to sleep? Well, you’re in luck! Welcome to the worlds most interactive Minecraft server ever created. Hoobs brings you the best integration between your already favorite game and Youtube! You can play on our server by using the ip: hoobs.live or just hang out in the chat. There are tons of things to do in the chat, but the most important is to collect Hoob Loot! Get on our YouTube Channel and type !shop to get started.

hoobs.live