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Players:	102/900	Votes:	196
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3330
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a gang of zombie MILFs comes charging at you! But don’t worry, these sexy undead mamas just want to trade with you for rare items. And rumor has it, if you can defeat them in a dance-off, they’ll give you a special enchanted weapon!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy events like the Great Sheep Rebellion, where all the sheep on the server rise up and demand equal rights. Will you join their cause or become their woolly oppressor?

And let’s not forget about the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

boolets.net

Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9587
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Magic Items Found:	7424	Divine Spears Created:	29
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	17

HI, welcome to boolets.net This is a SMP serverhosted by two passionate streamers, Shinkaii_Rin and RivsLive.JAVA: boolets.net BEDROCK: 145.239.62.121:19132We have everything an SMP has, well most likely do atleast.. Hope you enjoy your time here 🙂

boolets.net

RAD by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2103
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	204	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rad.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Roguelike Adventures and Dungeons Modpack

rad.craftersland.net

OrdinaryWonders

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4399
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

We are part of the Minecraft Fellowship Server. Our Community is an 21+ adult semi-vanilla with survival and creative worlds. We are built to be a laid-back and a drama-free place to unwind, get creative, and have a little fun with no kid drama.In order to play on our server you will need to visit our website www.ordinarywonders.net and follow the application process.You can join our Discord at https://discord.gg/9CMrrE34su to read about our plugins and datapacks. Or message EternityMine on Discord (EternityMine#50133) if you have questions.Take a look at our Dynmap link to see our worlds at https://bit.ly/3HTGorR

173.233.143.198

GospelCraft

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5420
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Towns Built:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Enter the KingdomDo you love playing Minecraft and want to experience it in a Christian light? Join GospelCraft today! You will be able to experience scripture and learn the gospel with the help of our many plugins that enable you to live out biblical principles in the game. Come experience our server today.

GospelCraft.com

LonksMC Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3334
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13

If a fun, friendly and engaging server is what you’re looking for, you can stop searching. Lonks MC is all that and more! Built around Towny, MCMMO, Jobs and other great plugins, Lonks is a server with plenty to offer!With several monthly events, minigames, more than 35 ranks and a wonderful community there’s plenty for you to discover – with more to come as the server constantly updates and changes! Sound good? Come on over so you too can become part of our wonderful community!Features: – Towny – MCMMO – Free Ranks – Jobs – Quests – Weekly EventsIP: LonksMC.com Website: https://www.lonksmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/F9PSkgM

Lonksmc.com

ForestBlock

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5077
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	9183	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

play.forestblock.fun

LibreVoxel

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2436
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

This server was created to address a fundamental problem. There are too few Minecraft servers hosting the vanilla game mode without modifications. I want to host Minecraft the way it was meant to be played; that is all. As the administrator, I am committed to keeping the gameplay as vanilla and seamless as possible. I invite you to join us in getting back to basics; this server isn’t an anarchy server. It’s just a Minecraft server—down to earth and as straightforward as possible. No gimmicks, no cheaters, no special mechanics—just the game as Notch intended. Votifier might come later, please spread this server through word of mouth, and enjoy yourselves.Cross-play will come soonPlease join the discord, or make your opinions known on the subreddit; r/librevoxel/

librevoxel.lol

SavageFactions

Factions, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	523
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Secret Passages Found:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Farms Harvested:	246
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

sfactions.com

GlacierCraft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6041
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Towns Built:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Dive into the enchanting realm of Glacier Craft, a Minecraft server that beckons with open arms. Here, an inviting community thrives like a second family, where players are welcomed by warm smiles and pixelated wonders. Traverse breathtaking frozen landscapes, crafted with collective imagination, and embark on thrilling quests that forge bonds as strong as ice. Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a novice explorer, Glacier Craft offers a nurturing environment where creativity knows no bounds. Join us to sculpt, survive, and socialize in harmony, where the chill vibes of friendship melt away the woes of the outside world.

GlacierCraft.apexmc.co

RoseSMP

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	981
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Join us at mc.rosesmp.com with your friends!RoseSMP is a cross-play friendly survival server. We are currently a small survival server with a friendly active community but i hope we will grow one day!Bedrock ip: rosesmp.my.pebble.host port: 25619

mc.rosesmp.com:25619

CiderMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9275
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7398
Votes:	8621	Towns Built:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Magic Items Found:	3566	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3

CiderMC is a small 1.20.1 survival server dedicated to bringing you the best player experience possible! We are brand new, and we look forward to seeing you!Plugins/Features we have: – Anti-Grief – mcMMO – Jobs – Player Shops – Player Warps – Ranks – Random Teleport – Friendly Community

play.cidermc.com

HenrikoCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1015
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Crops Grown:	9696
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Welcome to the HenrikoCraft server! We’re a pleasant LGBTQ+ friendly survival server consisting of experienced staff members and friendly players, and offer many interesting features, including custom terrain with 100+ new biomes, new structures (including dungeons with bosses!), custom items, seasons and unlockable skills! We also put strong emphasis on family friendliness and enforce a strict no-grief policy.Come and hang out for a while, and stay if you like it!

play.henrikomagnifico.com

Fast forward

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4221
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	280	Ores Mined:	6640
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Crops Grown:	9497	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Amazehut is a more than 2-year old Minecraft server with a very friendly community. The server’s goal is to let everyone have fun while playing Minecraft. On Amazehut we have 4 gamemodes: Survival, Creative, KitPvP and Village Defense.Do you want to be Amazed and have fun while playing Minecraft? Join Amazehut now!

amazehut.minehut.gg

Parallel

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4358
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	151

Welcome to Parallel, a vanilla SMP where rifts randomly open between differently-themed worlds, and players are free to travel between them at their leisure in order to face great dangers, explore uncharted territory, and collect gleaming treasure.IP = play.parallelmc.org (MC Version 1.20+)For more info, visit our discord: https://discord.gg/G3XjaPJd53

play.parallelmc.org

GenuineMC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1989
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	50
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Votes:	4915	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Welcome to GenuineMC! A Semi-Vanilla Minecraft Server Established: July 8th, 2013Who are we? GenuineMC is a Semi-Vanilla server that is run by the community! We have attracted individuals of various ages and nationalities who have found themselves at home on our server. Their voices have helped shape our community and have helped us to move forward as a Minecraft Server. Their voices have allowed GenuineMC to become what it is today! As a team, we strive to create a warm and welcoming environment for new and current players. We also strive to meet the needs of every player and to listen to their personal comments about our community. We utilize input provided by our players to expand and improve upon the overall playing experience. This forward-thinking approach has resulted in the member base that has extended across the entirety of our server’s timeline, from both past and present, and will hopefully continue to do so in the future.What is Semi-Vanilla? Semi-Vanilla is essentially Minecraft, but with heightened aesthetics. We add plugins that either add special effects or help improve previously existing mechanics, but don’t take away from the genuine Minecraft experience. That means you can join our server and utilize none of our plugins, while still having a fun and wholesome experience playing the game. In terms of plugins, we have administrative ones that help us run our server like Essentials and Grief Prevention. We also have ones for the players that add to the game like Marriage or Mob Heads. When you join our server, you can choose to use these plugins to leave them be. It’s all up to you on how you want to play the game. – © 2023 – 2023 GenuineMC, LLC. All rights reserved. NOT AN OFFICIAL MINECRAFT PRODUCT. NOT APPROVED BY OR ASSOCIATED WITH MOJANG.

SemiVanilla.GenMC.net