Funky Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, clunky, outdated games with microtransactions galore? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas. Our server is so epic, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the awesomeness. Plus, our graphics are so cutting-edge, they’ll make your eyeballs do a happy dance. So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and experience pure, unadulterated Minecraft magic? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, in which case, you might want to reconsider).

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

/Mine/Craft/SMP/ – Minecraft SMP Mastermind

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. We’ve got a community that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage.

But wait, there’s more! We have special events like the “Birthday Bash Bonanza” where we celebrate birthdays in style. You won’t believe the crazy builds and pranks we pull off during these parties.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear galore. It’s like finding a hidden treasure chest in the Nether!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing like a villager on a bender. See you in the world of blocks and endless possibilities!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

StepmomSquadCraft

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Are you tired of feeling like a third wheel in your own family? Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the awkward family game nights and step-sibling drama! Our server is the perfect place to build your own family dynamic, where you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom.

Forget about feeling guilty for not being more welcoming to your stepmom and step-siblings – on our server, you can be as welcoming or unwelcoming as you want! Create your own traditions, build your own castle, and never have to worry about hurting anyone’s feelings with a misplaced comment again.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where you can leave all the family drama behind and focus on creating your own virtual paradise. Who needs real family when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

UkrainianTankBusters

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lol this server is so lit, even Ukraine’s night drones are bombing moving Russian tanks now! join us and experience the ultimate chaos and destruction in Minecraft! our players are so skilled, they can take down tanks with just a pickaxe and some TNT. who needs diplomacy when you have Minecraft? come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive in this war-torn world. trust us, you won’t be bored for a second on this server!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Halo Public

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Halo is a high-quality Minecraft Survival SMP featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!

JAVA IP: halosmp.my-mc.xyz

1.20 -> Latest supported!

» Halo Plugin! » Survival SMP!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

HexArchon: Where Minecraft is just like Ikea – everything is custom! Join for the chaos and endless possibilities!

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Overview
HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with several gameplay features such as unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and other areas to explore such as the Skylands and Dungeons.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there a server trailer available?	Server Trailer
Is there a Discord server for HexArchon?	Discord Server
Where can I find more information about the server?	Wiki
What are the different gameplay mechanics available on HexArchon?	Custom Mobs, Custom Items, Custom Enchants, Dungeons, Quests, Abilities, Stats, Auto Farms, Furnaces, Furniture, Player Shops, Pets, Fishing, and Quality-of-life Improvements.
What are the server’s technical specifications?	CPU: AMD Ryzen 9 7950X, RAM: 64GB, Storage: 2TB NVME SSD, Hosted on US East Coast
Can I join the server with Bedrock Edition?	Yes, the server supports Bedrock (Port 19132), but it comes with technical limitations.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Crafty Citizens Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t create realistic modern Americans? Look no further, because on our server, you can create the most lifelike American characters from both continents!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where you can build skyscrapers, drive fancy cars, and even attend virtual American football games. But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground society of llama-riding cowboys who are on a mission to save the world from evil zombie invaders.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful world of modern Americans in Minecraft!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Is SMP still Minecraft popular?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

Our server is so crazy, we once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of diamond blocks! And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to tame a creeper as a pet (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

But the real reason you should join our server is because we have our very own IRC server! That’s right, you can chat with your fellow players in real-time while you’re mining for diamonds or battling mobs. Who needs Discord when you have old-school IRC?

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CraftyCarats: Real or Fake, You Decide!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like buying your husband cheap jewelry! Join us for a world filled with diamonds, emeralds, and all the gold you could ever dream of – no fake stuff here, only the real deal!

Imagine a world where you can mine for gold without worrying about your spouse’s high standards. Our server is filled with treasures beyond your wildest imagination, and no one will judge you for gifting your loved ones with luxurious items from JAXXON – even if it’s not real gold!

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs Costco when you have a whole virtual world of riches waiting for you? Don’t let anyone bring you down for your choice in jewelry – on this server, you’re free to be as fabulous as you want!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	275
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CelebCraftStoryTime

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Imagine having Danny DeVito narrate the epic tale of your Minecraft adventures on our server! Picture him describing your daring battles with creepers, your epic builds, and your hilarious mishaps in his signature raspy voice. Join our server for a chance to have your Minecraft journey narrated by the one and only Danny DeVito! Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t want to miss out on!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MysticBlocks

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MysticBlocks is a community-focused PvE Minecraft server where players come together to explore, build, and thrive in a friendly, cooperative environment. Our server fosters teamwork, creativity, and adventure, with a welcoming atmosphere for players of all skill levels. With custom events, land protection, and a dedicated staff team, MysticBlocks offers a safe and fun experience for everyone. Whether you’re mining for resources, building your dream base, or making new friends, you’ll find your place in the ever-growing world of MysticBlocks! Join us today and become part of our amazing community!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

2TMC: Where 21+ adults play like Hermitcraft but with more Java, datapacks, and less vanilla!

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2TMC Minecraft Server Overview

Data Packs

Data Pack
anti enderman grief

Fabric Mods

Fabric Mod
armor poser

Required Fabric Mods

Fabric Mod
armor poser

Server Rules

Be Respectful

Joining the Server

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Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Winning Daughter Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where no one asks if you’re winning, daughter? Well, look no further because our server is the only place where you’ll hear that question on the daily! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will always have your back, daughter. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where winning is the only option!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PixelPanic: Human Horrors

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Are you ready to unleash your inner mad scientist in Minecraft? Join our server and show off your twisted creations that will make even Herobrine shiver in fear! From giant zombie pigmen statues to haunted mansions filled with traps, there’s no limit to the terrifying builds you can create. Join now and let your creativity run wild…or should we say, run SCARY! 🧟‍♂️👻🔥

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3