Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the big tittied mi/ss/ circle onee-sama edition, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner weeb!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant statue of a waifu with massive tiddies. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon secret hot spring spas where you can relax and chat with your fellow players about the latest anime trends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that is said to grant its wielder the power of unlimited gacha luck. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate weeb warrior?

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your new waifu-loving friends?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Star Shards Collected:	195	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Magic Items Found:	7191
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Farms Harvested:	314
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Dragons Tamed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Dimension Hops:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Farms Harvested:	792	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Star Shards Collected:	151

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Farms Harvested:	185	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	480
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Dragon Scales Harvested:	443
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mines Excavated:	1897
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	274	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Buildings Constructed:	26
Potions Brewed:	170	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Void Armor Forged:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Towns Built:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.