Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the big tittied mi/ss/ circle onee-sama edition, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner weeb!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant statue of a waifu with massive tiddies. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon secret hot spring spas where you can relax and chat with your fellow players about the latest anime trends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that is said to grant its wielder the power of unlimited gacha luck. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate weeb warrior?

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your new waifu-loving friends?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Magic Items Found:	7541
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	500	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Crops Grown:	7768
Dragon Eggs Found:	9439	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	573	Enchantments Applied:	295
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Void Armor Forged:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Void Gems Collected:	28	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Mines Excavated:	4059	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Enchantments Applied:	52
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
New Chunks Explored:	773853	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Star Shards Collected:	145	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.