Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the big tittied mi/ss/ circle onee-sama edition, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner weeb!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant statue of a waifu with massive tiddies. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon secret hot spring spas where you can relax and chat with your fellow players about the latest anime trends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that is said to grant its wielder the power of unlimited gacha luck. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate weeb warrior?

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your new waifu-loving friends?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Void Gems Collected:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	235
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Towns Built:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	388
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9659
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	New Chunks Explored:	120648
Players Killed by Monsters:	7264	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3324
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Mines Excavated:	3748	Buildings Constructed:	32

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Meteorites Collected:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Potions Brewed:	109	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.