Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the big tittied mi/ss/ circle onee-sama edition, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner weeb!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant statue of a waifu with massive tiddies. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon secret hot spring spas where you can relax and chat with your fellow players about the latest anime trends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that is said to grant its wielder the power of unlimited gacha luck. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate weeb warrior?

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your new waifu-loving friends?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	319	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Love Letters Sent:	18	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	8481	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	202
Dragons Tamed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Emeralds Found:	2544
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Buildings Constructed:	49
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Void Gems Collected:	31	Endless Legions Commanded:	32

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	22	Potions Brewed:	192
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Villages Defended:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Star Shards Collected:	186	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Astral Projections Made:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Runes Activated:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8825	Farms Harvested:	781
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	New Chunks Explored:	769014
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.