Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the big tittied mi/ss/ circle onee-sama edition, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner weeb!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant statue of a waifu with massive tiddies. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon secret hot spring spas where you can relax and chat with your fellow players about the latest anime trends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that is said to grant its wielder the power of unlimited gacha luck. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate weeb warrior?

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your new waifu-loving friends?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Dragons Tamed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

MetaUnion

Creative, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

You’ve stumbled across a gem of Minecraft networks, its community is probably one of the most friendly and helpful ones you’ll ever find, it’s open-minded and mature (though silly sometimes but that’s part of being mature). The server is anti pay to win, meaning all you get from donating is a rank that shows in game and nothing else. Donations are only made to support the work put into the server, not to get advantages over others in any way!We offer the following servers: – Survival – Creative – Skyblock – Minigames – Builders (for everyone’s inspiration and people who have proven to us that they are talented builders)If you want to learn more about each server just join 😉

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Void Gems Collected:	29
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Animals Bred:	31	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Superabf.net

Bedwars, Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

NOT PREMIUM – FREE!, THE BEST SERVER BY DIFFERENCE!, IT’S NOT A TROLL, IT’S REALLY ALL FREE, IT HAS: -SLIMEFUN (SlimeXpansion, RareItemHunter, ElectricSpawners, SensibleToolbox, ExoticGarden) – BEDROCK,Blockbench Implemented ONLY!, ModelEngine -TOWNY, FACTIONS, USKYBLOCKS, CREATIVE, SURVIVAL, PLOTS, JOBS, QUESTS, MISSIONS, MOVECRAFT, MAGIC, VEHICLES, f2w, Genetics, MobsPorpios, pets, expert pets, RankUP, Ranks, REALISM, LARGO ETC!! -MINIGAMES(Agariomaps,BuildWars,eggwar,Fnaf,codwarfare,MobArena,EpicSpleef,KitBattle,LuckyBlock,PvP1vs1,RaceABF,RFTB,skRayFall, SkyWars,SuperBuildBattle,SuperWars,SurvivalGames,TNTRun,TNTTag,uCars,WallsAbf) -REAL DANGEON with elytras and dragon! here you can KILL him!! -NETHER REALLY every day an adventure with whiter. -ADVENTURES, PARKOURS, LAVERINTHOS! and MUCH MUCH MORE YOU WON’T BELIEVE THE BEST FREE SERVER POSSIBLE!!! -GENERAL DESCRIPTION: Estés is a server for people who always value what a SERVER GIVES them and never by the AMOUNT OF PEOPLE they have at that moment, being ABLE to realize that it is a FREE, professional server, that really controls the CHESTS! that you can do everything with your effort, get ranks, advantages, etc. and they will never be paid with REAL money FOR ANYTHING, only the minemoney money from the game that they earn with their effort and dedication to the server, those PEOPLE who already know the existence of TROLL SERVERS, which are ALMOST ALL of them and who know that these

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

TogetherCraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Tumbleweed MC Manhunt

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Legends Evolved

PvE, PvP, Survival

Legends Evolved legendsserver.net Mods: Legends Core Superheroes Unlimited – Star Wars – Godzilla – Horror Download the mod here: https://www.tihyo.com/downloads Twitter: https://twitter.com/legendsevolved https://twitter.com/generalgigan Credits: Legends Mod – Tihyo Legends Evolved – GeneralGigan

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Dimension Hops:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	2978
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MuttsWorld Minecraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

You want a Minecraft server thats been around for a while, has a lot of people, and has multiple options for playstyle, thats MuttsWorld. Join us. Family Friendly http://muttsworldmine.comHunger Games Survival PvP Creative Skyblock Zombie Survival (l2d)

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Alien Abductions:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dimension Hops:	5
New Chunks Explored:	750119	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SageSMP

PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Love Letters Sent:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Elysian Craft SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to Elysian Craft SMP , an excellent server known for it’s amazing experiences. We are a laid-back, no grief, economy, SMP server where we value community above all else. The server is running 1.20+, and everyone is welcome as both Java and Bedrock players are free to join!This is a relaxing Minecraft SMP server with player-oriented plugins to enhance your in-game experience! We strive to provide an engaging environment! You can make new friends, invite your friends, and even relax while playing!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Pinecraft Equestrian

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

ABOUT US Pinecraft Equestrian is a unique 1.20.2 Minecraft server created for the youtuber Abigail Pinehaven and her community of horse-game fans! A fully-equipped survival world with bespoke custom plugins and textures brings an unparalleled equine experience to immerse yourself in. Make friends, train, trade and breed your steeds, gather resources and grow, while building your homestead on your very own plot of land!A fun community server with events, horse racing, minigames, livestreams and the chance to feature in YouTube videos!Open to both Java AND Bedrock players!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

The ex-stem

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Ekstammen is a Swedish minecraft server created by the developers behind the old Supermine. Together with the players, we develop what we consider to be Sweden’s best minecraft server where every player has their place and everyone is welcome!Buy flight time for game currency Get tokens by being online that you can use for keys to get awesome tools and items Build your city with new and old friends

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

JOLT Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Jolt is a community SMP focused on creating a fun, friendly, and chill place to play Minecraft. Simplicity is key, and we aim to remain focused on the core game while providing players with a ton of vanilla-friendly quality of life features. Our rules prohibit grief and our staff is committed to helping protect your builds!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Avalon City Network

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Survival Games

CrossPlay server (JAVA and BEDROCK) with many types of games and minigames, includes more than 60 plugins with which you can have a lot of fun.It also contains SURVIVAL FANTASY and PLOTS with their own world of resources.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Love Letters Sent:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Rede Crown

Economy, PvP, Survival

IP: jogar.redecrown.com 1.20SURVIVAL • CLANS • EVENTS • LAND • ECONOMY • SPAWNERS • FARMS • EXCHANGES

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Honey Horizons

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello there! Honey Horizons is a new Semi-Vanilla KeepInventory Minecraft server that aims to create a fun, community driven experience for all players! Honey Horizons offers plenty of QoL plugins to make the Minecraft experience more enjoyable as well as some fun plugins that will definitely make your experience feel more unique. Some plugins we use are McMMO, SimplePets, LibsDisguises, GriefPrevention and plenty more! We also have included Terralith to incorporate it’s amazing world generation into our experience. On Honey Horizons, we do not tolerate any form of griefing or stealing so that we can foster a friendly community that everyone can enjoy. So, what’re you waiting for? Come join us and be come a part of the nest today at: honeyhorizons.buzz

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

ConquestLand

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

ConquestLand is a 1.18-1.20.4 java factions server currently on season 4. We have custom items, an economy, auction house, kits, land claiming, ranks, upgradeable hoppers, coin-flips, MCMMO king of the hill events, upgradeable spawners, interactive ghat games, huge arenas for fighting bosses with the server, pinata parties and so much more! So come and join our community and have fun! The IP Address is ConquestLand.net! And discord.gg/qHJQQQs6mw

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Love Letters Sent:	2	Enchantments Applied:	200
Dimension Hops:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.