Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the big tittied mi/ss/ circle onee-sama edition, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner weeb!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant statue of a waifu with massive tiddies. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon secret hot spring spas where you can relax and chat with your fellow players about the latest anime trends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that is said to grant its wielder the power of unlimited gacha luck. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate weeb warrior?

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your new waifu-loving friends?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Farms Harvested:	553
Runes Activated:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Infinity Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Survival Games

Survival Custom non-premium Bedrock and Java server, we have a bench, protection blocks, new rpg armor, crates, jobs, clan war, fishing system, bar, auctions, missions, votes, dungeons, pvp arena, rank up, marketplace , fishing and among other things.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Crops Grown:	2513
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MatriLand

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Survival

MatriLand Network is a Java/Bedrock cross-play Minecraft server from Bangladesh. It is a survival server with a custom-made map, economy features, and minigames. Need another reason to join MatriLand Network? How about this: the server tries to stay online 24/7, so it will always be ready to play whenever you are!Discord: https://discord.gg/HbqNbKmpgu Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/matriland

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Epirate

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Towny

What can Epirate offer? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Build your own Town and Nation Create your own Block-Built ships Wage Wars against other towns and Nations Guns, Custom Medieval Weapons, PotPVP Live Map of Europe you can view on your browser Custom Hats for Combat Sea Monsters! Cannons and Naval Regions Missions, Seasons, Temperature And so much more i can’t fit in here! Discord – https://discord.gg/c99g8N2zvw

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Buildings Constructed:	49	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

FoundersMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

FOUNDERSMC [1.20.4]

Server IP : foundersmc.survival-zone.comServer is not pay2win. Survival made to be challenging. Lands claiming and fly on claimed plots. Roleplay with mcmmo and jobs. Added content for enchanting, farming, fishing, mining, mobs and spawners. Fair gameplay and effort based ranks. Custom items like wings, armors, weapons and tools.Features: ▫️ Advanced Enchantments ▫️ Auction house▫️ BetterRTP▫️ Chest sorting▫️ Chest shops▫️ Custom item crates▫️ Custom mobs and bosses▫️ Custom tags▫️ Dynamp▫️ Free Ranks with essential perks ▫️ Item broadcast▫️ Item filter▫️ Jobs▫️ Lands claiming▫️ Levelled mobs▫️ Mcmmo▫️ Player warps▫️ Player trading▫️ PyroFarming▫️ PyroFishing▫️ PyroMining▫️ PyroSpawners▫️ Resource worlds▫️ Voting systemDiscord server link: https://discord.gg/5XkQPrFGJV

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Potions Brewed:	152
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

DusKraft Network

Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Java and Bedrock Survival Custom: Daily and weekly Koth Mina PVP, Arena PVP, Bosses Rankups, Custom Trades, etc… Custom Enchantments

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Sword

PvP, Raiding, Survival

Gladius prides itself on creating a fun anarchy environment without the hacking. Gladius offers no pay-to-win, no land claim, and little rules. Players are free to kill each other and do whatever they want all night long! Start a society? Raid everyone? Survive solo on the edge of the world? Gladius is the place for you!SEMI-ANARCHY, NO LAND CLAIM, NO CRYSTAL PVPDISCORD: https://discord.gg/28dC355FWn

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5752	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	362
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Noxian Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Our server has everything you need, including a fantastic adventure through survival, custom and classic modes, along with many more pvp-focused modes such as: ffa and boxpvp.And if you’re a Bedrock user, don’t worry: we’ve got you covered! Simply connect to our server using the IP address bd.noxian.xyz and the default port 19132. Join us today and discover the best Minecraft experience!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Emeralds Found:	4096
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CafeSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

[BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] smp.cafe is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Survival gamemode.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

GoVibe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP

Need a server? MineVibe is a brand new Lifesteal SMP server filled with tons of amazing features! We have an active playerbase, weekly events, and much more! See you there!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Secret Passages Found:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	21

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Void Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Void Realms We’re a community-oriented server that was created by the players, for the players. We offer traditional servers with our own unique twist you won’t find anywhere else.Skyblock: – Slimefun, Harvesters (Androids/Minions), Liquid Tanks, Cargo Transport, Machines, Island Top, Quests, Tinker’s Construct, Player Ranks, Chest Shops, Admin Shop, and more!Towny: – Custom Town Plugin System, Slimefun, Graves, RPG Style Skills, Custom Mobs, Player Ran Economy, Pwarps, PyroMining, PyroFishing, PyroFarming, Custom Terrain, Custom Enchants, Jobs, Mob Arena, Regenerating Structure Loot, Custom Items, and more!Creative: – Plots, WorldEdit, Decorative Heads, Vote Shop!Extra Info: ⮞ Bedrock + Java Compatible! ⮞ IP: play.voidrealms.net ⮞ Java Port: 25565 ⮞ Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Crops Grown:	4086
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Pump Power

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PumpKraft is a modded MC community welcoming new players! We currently are hosting a BRAND NEW Prominence 2 [RPG] server ready to join! With custom commands (tpa/homes/warps), active staff, and regular special events I’m sure you’ll have a great time in our community!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Potions Brewed:	96
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PixelGrew

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

The 1.20 Minecraft Earth Server with exciting gameplay and unique features!IP: play.pixelgrew.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pixelgrew.net Bedrock port: 19132Discord: https://discord.gg/MXyTb7mV63

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	23
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PortalMC

Survival

Discover the best survival server. PortalMC is a server with an active community where you can take your own adventure. There are custom boxes with mythical items, villagers to trade op items, different warps to maximize your experience, and much more! Join us!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

DSBM Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

Dive into ‘DSBM ADVENTURE’ for a unique Minecraft experience! Our server boasts custom-built landscapes, challenging dungeons, and a dynamic quest system to keep you on your toes. Connect with fellow players, form alliances, and showcase your skills. With a dedicated IP at play.dsbm.uk, the journey begins now. Are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Mines Excavated:	3509	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

DinoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

DinoSMP is a new 1.20 SMP server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Fossil Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join DinoSMP today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: dinosmp.net Bedrock Port: 19135

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.