Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the big tittied mi/ss/ circle onee-sama edition, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner weeb!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant statue of a waifu with massive tiddies. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon secret hot spring spas where you can relax and chat with your fellow players about the latest anime trends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that is said to grant its wielder the power of unlimited gacha luck. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate weeb warrior?

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your new waifu-loving friends?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Cherry Blossom SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Cherry Blossom was created to give players a feeling of progression and accomplishment while staying simple and close to vanilla, while offering a variety of plugins that enhance the minecraft experience such as /sethome, /tpa, /rtp, chest/door locks, and /rest. We have constant updates and active staff! Simple spawn! You wont find a massive useless spawn city that contains a few rule signs. Come give us a try! NEWEST UPDATE: Board games! Come play chess, checkers, uno, tictactoe, connectfour, and more! NO P2W EVER – EULA FRIENDLY DONOR OPTIONS 1.17.1 Survival –Server Shop and Player Shops | Buy and sell to make money. -Money from Mobs | Earn money by killing mobs! -Player Economy | Server shop is limited so buy/sell from other players! -Unique Items | Obtain super rare and unique items. -Ranks | Rank up to earn new permissions and cosmetic pets! -Towny | Rank up to be able to purchase and manage your own town! -mcMMO | Progress your character and level skills -Gravestones when you die that even tell you coordinates!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	242	Enchantments Applied:	141
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Sky Blossom

Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Vanilla

Welcome to Sky Blossom!A fresh new Skyblock server with an emphasis on being community driven and casual!There are a number of plugins on the server but the main ones that will affect your experience and gameplay are:ChestShop CrazyCrates ProCosmetics IridiumSkyblock Jobs Reborn …and more to come!The server IP is SkyBlossom.mcjoin.me

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Nomifactory by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: nomi.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Nomifactory CEu port Modpack > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Canada near USA border.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Mines Excavated:	1927
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Cube-Nation.de

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Cube Nation – The server with the feel-good effectStill looking for a Minecraft server with a great, German-speaking community? Then you are exactly right with us!With its well thought-out and constantly developed concept, Cube-Nation offers you a Minecraft gaming experience that you won’t want to miss any more. Together with the players, we have developed one of the friendliest Minecraft servers in German-speaking countries since 2011. The community not only includes the competent server team, but of course also every single Cube Nation player! Because it is the community that makes the server what it is today – namely a server with the feel-good effect!Main server – city build with resident and farm worlds On the main server you can freely choose your own building area in the specially generated landscape, where you enjoy absolute protection from griefing. You can decide for yourself which other players should receive building rights. If you no longer have enough space, we will be happy to help you expand your property!To keep the resident worlds pretty, there is a mining world that is reset regularly. As a result, there has been no map reset of the resident worlds since the server started in September 2011! This way you will be able to admire your buildings again many years later.Discover the Cube Nation network! In addition to the main server presented with a focus on city build and survival, we also offer other servers. There is a freebuild vanilla survival server, a creative server, the Acid Island server and an event server. You can easily switch between servers and the chat is also visible across servers.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Simply Vanilla

Hardcore, PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Simply Vanilla!Simply Vanilla is focused on semi-vanilla, survival gameplay, though we also incorporate a few lightweight plugins. Playing with friends is easy with basic teleport commands, and one sethome makes the vanilla experience more favorable. We pride ourselves on our tight-knit, kind community and are super welcoming! We have a mature player base with older players, though anyone is encouraged to join. We try our best to do monthly events with chances to win exclusive prizes. Stop by today to check us out and meet your new server family! Check out our website for more information: simplyvanilla.coRules: Check out our rules at simplyvanilla.co/rules

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ores Mined:	2349
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	227
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Project AZOTH

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay

The AZOTH Network is a growing community project that features a faithful but wholly unique Pixelmon MMO based on the Pokmon series games as well as a handful of other Minecraft servers that aim to combine the best of both series. It has been in the works since 2011. While the project has gone through many different phases and servers since its humble beginnings, it finally began to take shape in 2020 after making its way back to the original community that started it all and rebranding into what it is today.We strive to provide a definitive experience that pulls in ideas from all the best places, without resorting to Pay-2-Win practices that so many other communities have fallen prey to. ABSOLUTELY NO LOOTBOXES, CRATES, GAMBLING, MONEY-GRUBBING OR MICROTRANSACTIONS WHATSOEVER! Our experienced staff aims to keep the environment as fair and balanced for each and every player as possible; the era of P2W Pixelmon servers and PokeMMO knock-offs ends with us.-Fully-Featured Pixelmon Adventure Map -Adventure through Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Unova, Kalos, Alola, Galar, and beyond! -Origins-Style Gym scaling that alters a Gym Leader’s Team based on your party strength and number of Badges. -Interconnected world woven together with areas from the unreleased Spaceworld Beta. -Shadow Pokmon storyline in the Orre region from Colosseum. -CustomNPCs with tailored scripts for item storage, usable TM Cases, Game Corner games, and more!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Megga-CRAFT

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Elite Rabbit

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server Elite Rabbit is a Vietnamese SMP server with slightly PVE-oriented gameplay, with countless attractive features such as “Elite Mobs, Jobs, Player Shop, Player Warps,…”.The best thing about Elite Rabbit is ECONOMY. Yes, you read that right, the server is mainly developed by the community and everything revolves around MONEY. Having money is having everything.So what are you waiting for? Join the Server, and vote for us now to receive the most attractive rewards possible

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

HeadHunter PvP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

The Finest PvP Experience on the List. Kits, Bounties, Combat Logging, Warps, Glass Wars, RTP, Clans, HeadDrops, and more! Our server is Cross-Platform which means you can play with Bedrock Players! Players from Switch, XBox, and PlayStation all spend time on our server, and you can too!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

HitCraft

Survival

Hello welcome! HitCraft is a server based on Survival Custom version 1.19. Vote for our server to receive rewards that you can discover in the game.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7381	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Potions Brewed:	181
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Magic Items Found:	1321

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

BadWolfMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Experience BadWolfMC: An Adult Minecraft Server – a long-running, drama-free, and inclusive community for adults. With spacious build areas and carefully curated plugins, our server maintains the vanilla feel while adding a touch of fun and ensuring the safety of your creations. Connect and chat seamlessly via our integrated Discord server, enjoy Java-Bedrock Crossplay from any device, and find answers to all your questions on our helpful wiki.Join one of the best online communities you’ll ever be a part of, where members from around the world come together to forge friendships and share their Minecraft passion. Guests are welcome to log in and explore, and once your application is approved, you’ll gain build permissions to bring your imagination to life. Discover the captivating world of BadWolfMC and let your creativity roam free!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Enchantments Applied:	218
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Towns Built:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Infinity Nexus

Economy, Survival

“Infinity Nexus” started as a personal project for a small group of friends who are passionate about technology and Minecraft. It quickly turned into something that many other players wanted to experience. Incorporating popular mods like Mekanism and others, this modpack elevates Minecraft’s simple block world into a field of advanced technological innovations.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Love Letters Sent:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

FenixCraft

Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We are a Minecraft Network, which aims to represent players addicted to this game, a new way of approaching the game, through different improvements to the game giving it a professional look, as well as perfect gameplay.Our mission is for you to have unlimited fun, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Animals Bred:	190
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Hoobs Live

MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft Servers? Is it putting you to sleep? Well, you’re in luck! Welcome to the worlds most interactive Minecraft server ever created. Hoobs brings you the best integration between your already favorite game and Youtube! You can play on our server by using the ip: hoobs.live or just hang out in the chat. There are tons of things to do in the chat, but the most important is to collect Hoob Loot! Get on our YouTube Channel and type !shop to get started.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

MineClick

Mini Games

MineClick is a unique Minecraft server that features an incremental/idle clicker gamemode. Start your adventure today by joining the server at play.mineclick.net– You are given your own island where you can mine special blocks. – For starters, every mined block gets you 1 gold. In order to speed up your progress you can upgrade your Pickaxe and hire workers that do the job for you. By upgrading your workers you increase their income rate. – There are also upgrades that you can do to your island which give a variety of perks such as worker efficiency increase or an additional Pickaxe. – When you’ve made enough gold you can unlock a new island which gives you an increase to global gold multiplier and new island upgrades. – You workers work even when you’re offline.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Emeralds Found:	9822
Players Killed by Monsters:	1620	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!