| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Complete quests like finding the legendary golden carrot or building a house out of enchanted cheese blocks.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden dimension where you can meet a talking llama who will give you magical powers if you can beat him in a dance-off. And don’t forget about our weekly “Turtle Racing” competitions where the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Who knows what crazy objectives you’ll meet next!
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream base while dodging flying llamas and riding pigs into battle. Our community is so tight-knit, we once had a group sing-along with creepers as backup dancers.
And let’s not forget about our legendary Cock and Dick/Penis thread. It’s like a treasure hunt, but instead of gold, you’ll find hilarious memes and questionable jokes. So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and make memories that will last a lifetime, come join us in this Thailand-sized adventure!
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Our server is home to the most epic battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this: a group of players riding on pigs armed with carrots, charging into battle against a horde of evil skeletons. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own civilization. They have their own laws, their own currency (emeralds, of course), and even their own version of reality TV. You won’t believe the drama that goes down in Villager Village.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Who needs real-world politics when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?
| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! We have a secret dimension where you can ride pineapples, a pathway that leads beyond the way to insanity, and a fiery and icy adventure that will leave you breathless.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a Takotori MC event where you can battle it out with chickens, a Myth Reunion that will blow your mind, and a Mirage 3D Anniversary Live that will make you question reality itself.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a Hololive Stage World Tour, where you can witness the most epic performances from your favorite virtual idols. Plus, we have merch that will make you the envy of all your friends.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of Japanese Vtubers, each with their own unique powers and abilities. From Aogiri Highschool to VPI Cafe, you never know who you might run into on our server. Will you befriend the mysterious Dot Live or challenge the mighty Hololive to a duel? The possibilities are endless!
So why wait? Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and become a legend in the world of virtual reality! Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden secrets of 2434 or stumble upon the legendary Idolm@ster vα-liv. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 7 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
CobblePunk is a Cobblemon based server! what makes us unique is we encourage users to stick to a steampunk/solarpunk theme with their buildings!
we also have flying ships, create and more to enjoy!
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 12 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and powerful that it can lay diamond eggs. That’s right, DIAMOND EGGS! Imagine the possibilities of having a never-ending supply of diamonds just waiting to be hatched.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether, where the lava is made of hot sauce and the pigmen ride around on flying pigs. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just another day on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember, when you see that bullet with your name on it, duck and cover!
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely out of cake, and have dance parties with the Ender Dragon. Our server is so crazy that even the skeletons have started a boy band!
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the world, guarded by a pack of evil bunnies with laser eyes. Will you be brave enough to face them and claim the loot for yourself?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, things may get a little weird, but that’s all part of the fun!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Love Letters Sent: | 2 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
2b2t Oceania – Oceania-based anarchy for those interested in a 2b2t alternative that is focused around Australia and surrounding countries! Minimal admin intervention and a dedicated community.
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 38 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 45 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8280 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
𝔻𝕣𝕒𝕪𝕥𝕙𝕠𝕣 𝕍𝕒𝕟𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕒 𝕆𝕟𝕖𝔹𝕝𝕠𝕔𝕜 𝔹𝕠𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕤 Realistic Vanilla Survival with Elements of Natural Phenomena. Also has a OneBlock mode.
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Herobrine busting out some killer dance moves.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players ride on the backs of chickens and battle it out in epic duels. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken wearing a tiny helmet charging into battle.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our Nether realm, where the lava flows like water and the pigmen are always up for a good time. Just be careful not to anger the Ender Dragon, who has a habit of photobombing unsuspecting players during their epic boss battles.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, craziest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Who needs the right when you can have a whole lot of fun on our server!
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
| Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 43 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
BareVanilla Anarchy
Welcome to BareVanilla Anarchy, a true Minecraft Vanilla experience! Embrace the chaos with no rules except for one: no hacking allowed. Grief, raid, and form alliances as you explore a world where anything goes. Join us for an unfiltered survival experience!
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
