| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 2764 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 31 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re flying high in the sky! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft.
So come on, don’t miss out on the high of a lifetime – join our Minecraft SMP today and let the good times roll!
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 12 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 30 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Want to shill your oshi? As long as she does ASMR somewhat regularly, go for it! Even corpo vtubers and lewdtubers are welcome here, as long as they meet the minimum requirements of at least once every other week.
Not sure what kind of ASMR is the best? Well, it depends on your personal preferences, but we’ve got lists of who’s live right now and more to come. And if you want to archive those precious ASMR sessions, we’ve got you covered with guides on how to do it.
Join us and become friends with /tingles/! We also have friends in other threads like /vt/, /vrex/, /vag/, /v4m/, /tsunx/, /shon/, /corpo/, and of course, /asmr/. We’re still on the lookout for more friends, so come join the fun and relaxation on our Minecraft server! (´･ω･`)
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Join us for outrageous shenanigans, insane stories, and a community that’s as chaotic as a pack of zombie pigmen. No limits here, just make sure you follow the site rules (because even we draw the line at griefing). Use Catbox galleries and uploads if needed, because we’re all about sharing the love – and the laughs.
Previous Thread: Snake Edition (yes, we had a whole thread dedicated to snakes – don’t ask). And if you think that’s crazy, just wait until you see our related threads. From /aco/sdg to /vt/vtai, we’ve got it all. So why wait? Join us today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Join us for epic moments that will make you stop playing for a while, like when a player accidentally rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava – talk about a hot tub party! Or when a group of players tried to build a roller coaster out of TNT and ended up launching themselves into the stratosphere – who needs rockets when you have explosive minecarts?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle armed with nothing but feathers and determination. And let’s not forget about the annual Sheep Shearing Race, where players compete to see who can shear the most sheep in under a minute – it’s shear madness!
So why wait? Join our server today for non-stop laughs, ridiculous adventures, and moments that will make you question why you ever played on those boring servers in the first place. Trust us, you won’t be able to stop playing for a while – but in the best way possible!
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1730 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
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| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 50 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
☄ There are ☄ on our server
★ New enchantments ( /enchants )
★ New type of armor ( /crafts )
★ Air drops
★ Spheres
★ U/S statistics in the table
★ Privates ( /rg )
★ Shop ( /shop )
★ Buyer ( /seller )
★ Rtp ( /rtp )
★ Donations ( /donate )
★ Donate coins
★ Working mechanisms
★ Ability to mine spawners ( /crafts )
★ Balanced economy
★ Clans ( /clan )
★ PVP Arena ( /warp pvp )
★ Draws for privileges and donation coins
★ Donations for game currency (/free)
☄ We will be glad to see you on our server ☄
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5479 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 43 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on pigs armed with carrots as weapons. We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing diamond armor and dancing to disco music.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a rare breed of flying chickens that drop enchanted golden apples instead of eggs. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.
So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see this, what do? Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Picture this: you log onto our server and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes. Our server is filled with wacky mods and crazy plugins that will keep you on your toes at all times. Who knows what you’ll encounter next – maybe a giant chicken boss or a talking tree with a British accent.
But that’s not all – we also have custom mini-games that will test your skills and make you laugh until your sides hurt. From parkour races to spleef tournaments, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on our epic treasure hunts, where the loot is so good it’ll make you question reality.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of finding hidden gems before they hit the market. Our server is like a treasure trove of unique opportunities just waiting to be discovered.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a pretty German girl who will be your guide through this crazy journey. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!
| Players: | 95/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Treasure Maps Found: | 4 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Our server is filled with eligible singles who are ready to mine their way into your heart. From charming builders to redstone wizards, you’ll never run out of options for your virtual love life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find your real-life player two while you’re at it!
So why settle for being single when you can join our Minecraft server and start crafting your love story today? Don’t miss out on the chance to find love in the most unexpected of places. Join us now and let the blocky romance begin!
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can tame any chicken with just a single cluck. Join our SMP and witness the magic as he leads his army of feathered friends into battle against the evil cows and pigs.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server has a secret underground lair filled with hidden treasures and deadly traps. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches within?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 8 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Picture this: Team Rocket trying to steal all the diamonds, Donald Trump Jr building a wall around his base, JD Vance giving motivational speeches to the creepers, and Peanut the squirrel just causing general mayhem wherever he goes.
If you’re looking for a server where you never know what to expect and where the only rule is to have a good time, then this is the place for you. Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Potions Brewed: | 70 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Join us for wild adventures like fighting off zombie hordes with the Teamsters Union, negotiating trades with the Steelworkers Union, and putting out fires with the Firefighters Union. And don’t forget about the epic showdowns with the Border Patrol!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense that even Donald Trump himself wouldn’t dare to pass a law or policy against us. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make Minecraft great again!
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 30 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
