| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
| Players: | 106/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Join us and watch as your modest shitcoin portfolio skyrockets to unimaginable heights. Our server is filled with opportunities for you to trade, mine, and build your way to the top of the virtual economy. Who needs the real world when you can become a crypto king in our pixelated paradise?
But beware, not everyone is cut out for the high-stakes world of internet tokens. You’ll have to navigate treacherous dungeons, fend off rival players, and maybe even uncover a secret conspiracy involving virtual currency and evil mobs. Are you up for the challenge?
So come on, leave your real-world woes behind and join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just become the richest player in the game – and in your own mind!
| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Version > 1.9-1.21.1
Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest
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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)
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Server advantages:
1. No lags
2. No donation bytes
3. Friendly admins
4. Constant updates
5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)
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Survival:
➤ Football (/football)
➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)
➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)
➤ Weapons (/guns)
➤ Transport (/vehicles)
➤ Pets (/pets)
➤ Feelings (/feelings)
➤ Duels (/duel)
➤ Sex (/sex)
➤ Clans (/clan)
➤ Weddings (/marry)
➤ Hookahs (/kalian)
➤ Friends (/friends)
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Dance (/dance)
➤ Spit (/spit)
➤ Private (/region)
➤ Tops (/tops)
➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)
➤ Date head database (/headdb)
➤ Skin illumination (/glow)
➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)
➤ Report-System (/report)
➤ In-game console (/console)
➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)
➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)
➤ King of the Mountains (/king)
➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)
➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)
➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)
➤ Economy (Currency)
➤ Salary (Issued automatically)
➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)
➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)
➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)
➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)
➤ In-game console (/console)
➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)
➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)
➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)
➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)
➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)
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Anarchy:
➤ Airdrops
➤ Mystics
➤ Caches
➤ Relics
➤ Spheres
➤ Blocks with private
➤ Items at lvl X
➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Automine (/warp mine)
➤ Buyer (/seller)
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Shop (/shop)
➤ Quests (/quests)
➤ Whales (/kit)
➤ Free cases with donation (/free)
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SkyBlock:
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Automine (/warp mine)
➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)
➤ Menu (/menu)
➤ Shop (/shop)
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
1. Our server is run by a group of unicorns who fart rainbows and poop diamonds. Yes, you read that right. Who wouldn’t want to play on a server run by magical creatures?
2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick moves.
3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered warriors and conquer the land!
4. We have a special event every Friday where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and compete in epic races through the clouds. It’s like Mario Kart, but with bacon!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Don’t be a post-virgin, be a post-victory player!
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9214 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Picture this: instead of casting your vote in a stuffy old polling station, you can cast your vote by building a giant statue of your favorite candidate out of diamond blocks! And the best part? The winner gets to rule over the entire server with an iron fist (or diamond sword, if that’s more your style).
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the ghost of Abraham Lincoln himself haunts our server, offering sage advice and wisdom to those who seek it. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of George Washington riding a zombie pigman into battle.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for the most outrageous election day special you’ve ever experienced! Who needs real politics when you can have virtual mayhem and chaos instead?
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 46 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and shoots lasers from its eyes. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Diamond Unicorn, you’ll be granted three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with zombies, skeletons, and even the occasional Enderman who knows how to bust a move.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. Have a wonderful day, anonymous!
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Join us if you want to unleash your inner Loki and pull off insane stunts like stealing your dad’s fruit because you think you’re the Sun God destined to end the world. Who needs a plot twist when you can create your own drama in the game?
We’ve got players who will make you question your sanity and alliances that change faster than you can say “creeper”. So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a laugh, come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a wild ride!
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 45 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 37 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 14 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Picture this: Maya Henry, the queen bee of our server, has a vendetta against Liam Payne for no reason other than her extreme misandry. She orchestrates a series of events that lead to Liam’s in-game character committing suicide, sending shockwaves through the entire community. But don’t worry, this is just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the chaos that awaits you on our server.
So why should you join? Well, where else can you witness such insane plot twists and outrageous storylines unfold right before your eyes? Plus, our community is filled with hilarious and eccentric players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Trust us, once you step foot into our server, you’ll never want to leave. Join now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other!
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can find it. Some say it can even teach you how to do the floss dance like a pro. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of enchanted golden carrots. It’s a bumpy ride, but totally worth it!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your inventory filled with random items that make absolutely no sense. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft madness!
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
But that’s not all – the Mozambicans are rioting because they’ve had enough of being ruled by the same party for 50 years. There have been several deaths in protests confirmed, but don’t worry, our fearless leader Nyusi has asked Lula for help. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will ensue on this server? Join now and be a part of the madness!
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Version > 1.9-1.21.1
Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest
¦
Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)
¦
Server advantages:
1. No lags
2. No donation bytes
3. Friendly admins
4. Constant updates
5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)
¦
Survival:
➤ Football (/football)
➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)
➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)
➤ Weapons (/guns)
➤ Transport (/vehicles)
➤ Pets (/pets)
➤ Feelings (/feelings)
➤ Duels (/duel)
➤ Sex (/sex)
➤ Clans (/clan)
➤ Weddings (/marry)
➤ Hookahs (/kalian)
➤ Friends (/friends)
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Dance (/dance)
➤ Spit (/spit)
➤ Private (/region)
➤ Tops (/tops)
➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)
➤ Date head database (/headdb)
➤ Skin illumination (/glow)
➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)
➤ Report-System (/report)
➤ In-game console (/console)
➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)
➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)
➤ King of the Mountains (/king)
➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)
➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)
➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)
➤ Economy (Currency)
➤ Salary (Issued automatically)
➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)
➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)
➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)
➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)
➤ In-game console (/console)
➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)
➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)
➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)
➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)
➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)
¦
Anarchy:
➤ Airdrops
➤ Mystics
➤ Caches
➤ Relics
➤ Spheres
➤ Blocks with private
➤ Items at lvl X
➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Automine (/warp mine)
➤ Buyer (/seller)
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Shop (/shop)
➤ Quests (/quests)
➤ Whales (/kit)
➤ Free cases with donation (/free)
¦
SkyBlock:
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Automine (/warp mine)
➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)
➤ Menu (/menu)
➤ Shop (/shop)
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 49 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Taco Village, where the villagers speak in taco recipes instead of words.
Join us at Kamalabros for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs a boring old sandbox when you can have a taco-filled, diamond-laying adventure with us? See you there, bros!
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 13 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
