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Players: |
92/100 |
Votes: |
3710 |
Rating: |
4.5 / 5 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: |
1 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: |
7 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: |
1 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: |
6 |
Crops Grown: |
4996 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: |
4 |
Divine Spears Created: |
25 |
Horror Stories Survived: |
6 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: |
20 |
Portal Loops Escaped: |
3 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: |
0 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: |
4 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: |
4 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: |
13 |
so, like, u gotta join this epic
minecraft server, bro. it’s like, the wildest ride of ur life, i swear.
picture this: u log in and u see a giant taco castle, like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, amirite? and then u gotta fight off zombie pinatas with swords made of churros. it’s, like, insane, dude.
oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground tequila bar where u can get drunk with llamas. i know, right? it’s, like, the coolest thing ever.
plus, the mexico president is, like, always online, dissing trump and stuff. it’s, like, so funny. he’s, like, “mexican america sounds nice, bro.” i can’t even.
so, like, join this server, bro. it’s, like, a fiesta every day. u won’t regret it, i promise. #tacotuesdayeveryday