Are you tired of dealing with full kit wankers in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where full kit wankers are a thing of the past! Our server is filled with players who are too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to worry about what they’re wearing.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. Join us and you just might find yourself in a battle against a llama with a diamond sword!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King. He rules over his chicken kingdom with an iron fist (or wing?) and is always looking for new subjects to join his feathered army.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and leave those full kit wankers behind for good!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 95/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
Magic Wands Crafted: 21 Royal Courts Attended: 4
Dragon Scales Harvested: 289 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY